shag with the stereo on

Tim Minchin

Letââ?¬â?¢s shag with the stereo on
I donââ?¬â?¢t care if itââ?¬â?¢s Jon Bon Jovi
Letââ?¬â?¢s ride on the merry-go-round
Iââ?¬â?¢ll be the car if you be the horsey

It doesnââ?¬â?¢t matter if itââ?¬â?¢s rock ââ?¬Ë?nââ?¬â?¢ roll or some Latino crooner
If thereââ?¬â?¢s music on Iââ?¬â?¢ve noticed that the gear comes off sooner

Something in the way the music grooves
Youââ?¬â?¢re pulling all the fancy moves
You think youââ?¬â?¢re some kind of Don Juan
Letââ?¬â?¢s shag with the stereo on

Letââ?¬â?¢s shag with the stereo on
I don't care if it's MC Hammer
Letââ?¬â?¢s go at it Hammer and Tongs
You be the tongs and Iââ?¬â?¢ll be the hammer

Who cares if itââ?¬â?¢s Elvis or Metallica or Sondheim or Tchaikovsky
A stereo is all you need to guarantee some trousers off-ski

Something in the way the music grooves
Youââ?¬â?¢re pulling all the fancy moves
You think youââ?¬â?¢re some kind of Don Juan
Letââ?¬â?¢s shag with the stereo on

Letââ?¬â?¢s shag with the stereo on
I donââ?¬â?¢t care if itââ?¬â?¢s Bryan Ferry
Letââ?¬â?¢s ride on the merry-go-round
You come around and I'll get merry
Letââ?¬â?¢s shag until the dawn letââ?¬â?¢s shag until weââ?¬â?¢re gone
Letââ?¬â?¢s have a little fun letââ?¬â?¢s shag with the stereo on

If you are looking for some action
You know you gotta do it right
You betta listen up and take my advice
If you wanna get jiggy wiââ?¬â?¢ it
You gotta flick on da switch
And z-zoom the volume
And get some tunes in da room
Because the stereo it hold a little magic
Like a mythological midget gonna gidget ya gadget
You will be pumpinââ?¬â?¢ it up
You will be jumpinââ?¬â?¢ it up
Jump the jolly green giant and the midget will match it

Like the story of how you were born-o
You know yo mumma was frigid and yo pappa was guano
But they had Barry White
On the wireless that night
They got the beow bucka beow like the bass in a porno.
And from dat moment on
They could do know wrong
No matter what the singer no matter what the song
Yo mumma was humma and yo pappa King Kong
An dey was shaggin wit da stereo on

Letââ?¬â?¢s shag with the stereo on
I donââ?¬â?¢t care if itââ?¬â?¢s Pink or Britney
Letââ?¬â?¢s ride on the merry-go-round
Iââ?¬â?¢ll be the car if you'll be the horsey
Letââ?¬â?¢s shag until the dawn letââ?¬â?¢s shag until weââ?¬â?¢re gone
Letââ?¬â?¢s have a little fun letââ?¬â?¢s shag with the stereo on