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Tim Minchin
inflatable you
Your love for me is not debatableYour sexual appetiteâ??s insatiable
You never ever make me waitable
Delectable, inflatable you
You donâ??t have problems with your weight at all
You never steal food off my plate at all
I never have to masturbate at all
Unstoppable, inflatable you
You never seem to menstruate at all
So youâ??re not angry when Iâ??m late at all
I feel permanently felatable
Unpoppable, inflatable you
With you in my arms I feel we could just fly away
With the right kind of gas I might even try it some day
In this ocean of life Iâ??m never afraid I might drown
We could just float forever whatever the weather
Whenever my inflatable loverâ??s around
Your thighs and buttocks are so holdable
You always do what you are toldable
And if we argue you just foldable
Controllable, consolable you
My mates all reckon you are suitable
I took you â??round to watch the football
And Steve and Gary said youâ??re rootable
Commutable, refutable you
Youâ??re never sensitive or tickly
When I rub you my skin goes prickly
Itâ??s known as static electricity
Felicity when Iâ??m kissing you
Your skin is so smooth â?? I couldnâ??t afford you with hair
You have all the holes real girls have got plus one for the air
Your problems are simple, I donâ??t need my Masters in Psych
To know if you get down I just perk you right up
With a couple of squirts from the pump off my bike
You never wake up when I snore at all
A trait which I find quite adorable
You have a box and you are storable
Ignorable, back-doorable you
Any sexual positionâ??s feasible
Although you donâ??t bend at the knees at all
Your hooters are so firm and squeezable
Increasable, un-creasable you
You donâ??t complain about my hairy back
Or â??bout the inches that downstairs I lack
Youâ??re not disgusted by my furry crack
â?¦Burt Bacharach â?¦Jack Kerouac â?¦ooo
Now birth control is not an issue
I clean it all off with a tissue
I bet my jealous friends all wish you
Were insatiably, inflatably theirs
Donâ??t let me down
Donâ??t let me down
Donâ??t let me down
And I wonâ??t let you down