but then she spoke

The Vandals

There she stood
she was a vision
a picture of perfection
so I made the big decision

I m going to talk to her
I have to show to her it could be magic
and I got the nerve up

So went over there
she was a goddess
I had to show to her I could be her Adonis
At first sight I knew she was my destiny
The first time the feeling has come over me

Intimidation, feared rejection
I need to make a love connection
then the unexpected had occurred
and then it happened

and she spoke
and it all just went to hell
her personality quickly broke the spell
so disillusioned
and I came to the conclusion
she was garbage wrapped in loveliness
leaving me so unimpressed

If she don t shut up
I m gonna throw up
all over her shoes

How could it be?
That such a goddess would ever talk to me
and make me nauseous
All the things she said
just echoed in my head
I thought she was an angle,
but it was all just misread

Every word was terrible,
and made it more unbearable
and made me have to leave the f-ing room

and it s all because she spoke
tortured by her words
such a pretty shithead
that I wished I never heard

Perfect on the outside
but fucked on the in
how can god be so cruel?
it s got to be a sin

I had to plug my ears,
until she disappears
so I can cry - Waahh!

and it s all because she spoke
it all just went to hell
her personality quickly broke the spell
so disillusioned
that I came to the conclusion
she was garbage wrapped in loveliness
leaving me so unimpressed

I was destined to learn my lesson
and I learned it well

Never think she s perfect till you talk to her first
Never fall in love till you go through her purse
Never think she s perfect till you talk to her first
And I should know