you ain t leavin thank god are ya

Toby Keith

Till death do us part
Was what she told that preacher man
Now she says this ain t worth dying for
She s had all she can stand

She s boxed up momma s china
It s loaded on the truck
She just got started packing
And I m thinking this could suck

Now there goes my lazy-boy
My flat-top guitar
Here comes her big sister
What s she doing in my car

As they drive off to the city
I just wave
From the top of my lungs
I hope she heard me say

You ain t leaving Thank God are you
You can t be gone fast enough
What seemed to take a lifetime
Just left in a cloud of dust
This will make my girlfriend happy
She s the one who never thought you would
You ain t leaving Thank God are you
Let us pray you re gone for good

She forgot her new laptop
So I know she ll be back
I ll have a hot tub full of hotties
Icing down a 24-pack

She ll cuss me like a sailor
But I don t care
I ll have a few choice words
When I come up for air

You ain t leaving Thank God are you
You can t be gone fast enough
What seemed to take a lifetime
Just left in a cloud of dust
This will make my girlfriend happy
She s the one who never thought you would
You ain t leaving Thank God are you
Let us pray you re gone for good

You ain t leaving Thank God are you
Let us pray you re gone for good

Adios