one night in moscow we ll be russian home

The Toy Dolls

One Night In Moscow (& We ll Be Russian Home!)

We Had To Book A Holiday, But We Were Sick O Whitley Bay
We Fancied The Mediterranean
All The Vacancies Had Gone, That s All The Vacancies But One
A Vacancy For Which We Didn t Plan

What Could We Do? We Could Hitch
A Ride Back Home From Moskovitch
We Had To Stay & Face The Cost & Sunbathe In The Russian Frost

One One One One Night In Moscow, & We ll Be Russian Home
One One One One Night In Moscow
I ll Be Russian, You ll Be Russian, We ll All Be Russian Home

The Brochure Said It s Nice & Warm, You Need No Russian Uniform
We Had The Flu & Caught A Russian Cough
No Fish N Chips Or Decent Pubs, We Called The Hotel Wormwood Scrubs
We Said We Would Complain To Gorbochof

We Couldn t Find A Disco Anywhere
No Mcdonalds Or A Wimpy In Red Square
We Must Have Been Potty To Have Gone To The Soviet Union

For A Pint & Coronation Street...Russian Home
A Bacon Sarnie & As Much As We Can Eat

Russian Home