monster in my pants

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Monster (in my pants)

there s a monster in my pants
and it does a nasty dance
when it moves in and out
everybody starts to shout

monster AHHH!
monster ahhh..
get out of here monster!
monster!
monster!
get out of here monster!

there s a monster in my pants
and it does a naughty dance
when it sees the light of day
you can hear the people say

oh no a monster!
oh no a monster!
oh no oh oh oh no a giant monster
monster!
monster!
oh no a giant monster!

Shut the window bolt the door
don t wanna see that monster no more

Shut the window bolt the door
don t wanna see that monster no more

there s a monster in my pants
and it does a modern dance
when it comes into a room
people hit it with a broom

take that, monster!
take that, monster!
take it! take it!
take that you awful thing!

take that AAAAH!
take that aaaah...
take that you naughty thing

they don t wear pants on the other side of France
but they do wear fleece to protect them from the beast

monster!
monster!
oh gee a pregnant monster!

there s a monster on the run
and it wants to have some fun
when it flies into the air
all the people stop and stare
the guys give a yell (uuuuh!)
and the girls start to shriek (AAAH!)
when they see it s giant claws
and it s razor sharp beak

guy: gosh will you look at that thang!
girl: and I thought dinosaurs were extinct!