cat fight over a dog like me

Stray Cats

Two hot chicks, Joe s Bar and Grill
Got into a tussle like bad girls will
Out of the bar to the parking lot
Fussing and a-cussing over what I got
From the parking lot took to the woods
You gotta know, honey, that I got the goods
Champagne blonde and a hot brunette
I m about as fired up as you can get

(Cat fight) it s what I m talking about
(Cat fight) yeah, the claws came out
(Cat fight) glory be
(Cat fight) over a dog like me

Champagne blonde and a hot brunette
Fightin in the rain all soaking wet
In stiletto heels, throwing down
Those girls taking onto the ground
Rumbling, a-tumbling, a crazy loud
All that action drew a crowd
Cops showed up, long story short
They hauled us off to kangaroo court

(Cat fight) the fur was flying
(Cat fight) ooh I ain t lying
(Cat fight) ooh-wee
(Cat fight) over a dog like me

Miss Penny Judge, she banged her gavel
She said: Hey Slim, let s me and you travel
Screw named Jane said: Not so fast
Me and that boy could have a blast
District Attorney said: I object
I want me a piece of that, oh man, you bet
The court went crazy, fur was flying
Them chicks was nuts, I ain t lying

(Cat fight) that s what I m talking about
(Cat fight) yeah, the claws came out
(Cat fight) ooh glory be
(Cat fight) over a dog like me
(Cat fight) the fur was flying
(Cat fight) ooh I ain t lying
(Cat fight) ooh-wee
(Cat fight) over a dog like me