stupid stoned dumb

Poison

Stupid, Stoned & Dumb

My baby said she don t want to see my face
She kicked me right on out of her place
Now I m back with the band and my girl is long gone
She broke my heart bad so I wrote down this song

I m about as sad as they come
yeah, I m stupid, stoned and dumb
I m a pretty pitiful sight
Lately I can t get myself right

Boys, I can t get this girl out of my head
I just know she s got another man in her bed
They said, Bret, let us give you some advice --
In Hollywood, love don t come easy, it comes at a price

Chorus
So your girlfriend is a dancer and she makes love for money
Used to get it free we really think you re lucky
Loves a two way street you got hit by the bus
Don t break your heart or you ll end up like us

So you got dumped
Don t feel ashamed
We got a little something
something gonna ease your pain
So I toke and I snort and I smoke and I sniff
By the way, what day is this?

Chorus (x2)

You re a natural born loser don t you understand
That s why you re born to sing in a rock and roll band
Born to feel the pain and write sad songs
With losers like us this is where you belong

Chorus
Solo

The band was making it big, I was making the scene
Drive big cars and making some green
Wrote a big hit; a number one song
But by then my girl was long gone

Chorus x 3