the wizard

Looney Tunes Songs

Behold the wizard
Beware his powers
Unspeakable powers

Under the gaze of the necromancer
A silver staircase starts to rise
People stand on it and marvel at the power shooting from his eyes
Cold food becomes hot again
When his spell unfolds
With a mere wave of his hand, his hot dog will explode!

In the presence of the wizard
Traffic will stop at his whim
He can cross the street, no problem
As the cars bow down in front of him
Channels on the TV change
He's still in his chair
Then he pulls his magic wand, and reclines in the air

Daffy: (In back story) By the dim light
of the dream realm's black sun
the Wizard climbs the frozen waterfall
of Voldrini in search of Celestia, the guardian of infinite power

When suddenly a terrible Garlon appears
and attacks with ice, but the Wizard is undeterred
The Garlon roars and unleashes the most sinister wind
but the wizard is undeterred

The Garlon summons the stones of Prophynia
but the wizard is undeterred
Calling upon the powers of the ancient
the wizard conjures a sacred fire
And casts his foe into the molten maw of an insatiable Gort
Thanks, Gort
Ahh, Celestia. I think you're going to enjoy this
The Wizard stands on the precipice of ultimate power
The gates open to reveal

Daffy: (awake) Ooh! How long was I asleep?
Bugs: Three days. You have a bed, you know
Daffy: I'm starving. I gotta get something to eat

Famished from his latest quest, the wizard seeks a snack
He sets sail for ecstasy at the Quesadilla Shack
He is the wizard!
The mystical wizard!