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Brad Paisley
online
I work down at The Pizza PitAnd I drive an old Hyundai
I still live with my mom and dad
Iâ??m five foot three and overweight
Iâ??m a sci: fi fanatic mild asthmatic
Never been to second base
But thereâ??s a whole â??nother me
That you need to see
Go check out MySpace
â??Cause online Iâ??m out in Hollywood
Iâ??m six foot five and I look damn good
I drive a Maserati
Iâ??m a black belt in karate
And I love a good glass of wine
It turns girls on that Iâ??m mysterious
I tell â??em I donâ??t want nothing serious
â??Cause even on a slow day I can have a three-way chat
With two women at one time
Iâ??m so much cooler online
Iâ??m so much cooler online
I get home I kiss my mom
And she fixes me a snack
I head down to my basement bedroom
And fire up my Mac
In real life the only time
Iâ??ve ever even been to L.A.
Was when I got the chance with the marching band
To play tuba in the Rose Parade �� But online I live in Malibu
I pose for Calvin Klein Iâ??ve been in GQ
Iâ??m single and Iâ??m rich
And I got a set of six-pack abs that would blow your mind
It turns girls on that Iâ??m mysterious
I tell â??em I donâ??t want nothing serious
â??Cause even on a slow day I can have a three-way chat
With two women at one time â?¢ Iâ??m so much cooler online
Yeah, Iâ??m cooler online
When youâ??ve got my kind of stats
Itâ??s hard to get a date
Let alone a real girlfriend
But I grow another foot
and lose a bunch of weight
Every time I log in
Online Iâ??m out in Hollywood
Iâ??m six foot five and I look damn good
Even on a slow day I can have a three-way chat
With two women at one time
Iâ??m so much cooler online
Yeah, Iâ??m cooler online
Iâ??m so much cooler online
Yeah, Iâ??m cooler online