ode de toilet the toilet song

Brad Paisley

She says not to buy her flowers
Or big expensive gifts
She says she don t want jewlery
And she doesn t need another dress
If I want to show her how much I adore her
The best way that I ve found
Is to make sure when I m finished
I put that toilet seat down

We ve been to counciling
To try and see the ways we could improve
This thing between us
And different ways to show each other I love you
Forget about those getaway vacations
To romantic coastal towns
If you want to say I love you
Then put that toilet seat down

Cause in the middle of the night
It s cold and it s dark
And when I hear my name in vain
I know I haven t done my part
She just wants me to support her
And the best way that I ve found
So with a gentle hand and a loving touch
I put that toilet seat down

I know it s kind of funny
You can teach a little puppy
But it s very hard to train a grown man
When I m all about my buisiness
And the path of least resistance
She s the one that suffers in the end

In the middle of the night
It s cold and it s dark
And when I hear my name in vain
I know I haven t done my part
She just wants me to support her
And the best way that I ve found
So with a gentle hand and a loving touch
I put that toilet seat down
Down, down