fast lane chamillionaire remix

Bad Meets Evil

[Royce Da 5 9 ]
First verse, uh, I m on til I m on a island
My life s ridin on the autobahn on autopilot
Before I touch dirt, I ll kill y all with kindness
I kill ya, my natural persona s much worse
You ve been warned if you ve been born or if you can form
Slap up a cop and then snatch em outta his uniform
Leave him with his socks, hard bottoms and bloomers on
And hang him by his balls from the horn of a unicorn
Y all niggas s intellect mad slow, y all fags know
Claimin you bangin , you flamin
Bet you could light your own cigarette with ya asshole
Me and Shady deaded the past, so that basically resurrected my cashflow
I might rap tight as the snatch of a fat dyke, though I ain t wrapped tight
My blood type s the 80s, my 90s was like the Navy
You was like the Bradys, you still fly kites daily

[Eminem]
Catch me in my Mercedes..

[Chamillionaire]
..wait, let me interrupt you Shady
They thought I couldn t drag the loot, but
Y all must be crazy. Bullets in my .380
I keep a bunch like the Bradys
Have everyone dodging shots like Anderson
Cooper out in Haiti. They all be Wolf Blitzer
And I put in a full clip and you stay in the full trip
And you run and the fool flip. I m MJ, I don t do
Pippen, I m lyrically too sick. Wait till you re gone
And drop a bomb on your car like a stool pidgeon
I m with your girl in your auto
I m letting her work my throttle
I think I just spilled a bottle of Moscato
Inside your Tahoe. Your girl is singing bravado
She think she Nelly Furtado, I keep on telling her
Bravo! Yeah, that s the Stephanie I know..

[Eminem]
Catch me in my Mercedes bumpin Ice Ice Baby
Screamin Shady til I die, like a half a pair of dice, life s crazy
So I live it to the fullest til I m Swayze
And you only live it once, so I m thinkin bout this nice, nice lady
Wait, no, stop me now fore I get on a roll, danish, let me tell you
What this pretty little dame s name is cause she s kinda famous
And I hope that I don t sound too heinous when I say this
Nicki Minaj, but I wanna stick my penis in your anus!
You morons think that I m a genius
Really I belong inside a dang insane asylum cleanin
Try them trailer parks, crazy, I am back, and I am razor-sharp, baby
And that s back with a capital B with an exclamation mark
Maybe you should listen when I flip the linguistics
Cause I mma rip this mystical slick shit
You don t wanna become another victim or statistic of this shit, cause after
I spit the bullets, I mma treat these shell casings like a soccer ball
I mma kick the ballistics, so get this dick, I mma live this

[Hook - Chamillionaire]
I m living life in the fast lane
If y all didn t know my name then I bet you know now
I don t really give a damn what y all think
I m just tryna get this change and make my city so proud
All I know is I m tryna get it so I get in the ride
Drop the top on my drop and ride through the night
I m livin life in the fast lane (Pedal to the metal)
I m just tryna do my damn thing (Pedal to the metal)

Hey Royce I m sorry for stealing but I had to make an adjustment
That production s so rushed they give it a Texas concussion
It s like the game of Duck Hunt when they see the heat that I m tucking
So that they see that I m squeezing
That s when I see that they re ducking
There ain t no hey yo! Wassup! in when I throw my fist
Through your ?. Cause I be charging the mound
Like the card that got us at dinner
So I ?
Got a saw I purchased
Gonna saw you right through the middle
You little peons get beat on, see what I mma skeet on
Your thong is neon
I got a dick so big you could ski on
I bring my strap in a ?

[Royce Da 5 9 ]
Yeah, my whole goal as a poet s to be relaxed in orbit
At war with a bottle, this Captain Morgan attacks my organs
My slow flow is euphoric, it s like I rap endorphins
I made a pact with the Devil that says I ll let you take me
You let me take this shovel, dig up the corpes, Jack Kevorkian
Go back and forth in more beef that you can pack a fork in
I m livin the life of the infinite enemy down, my tenement, too many now
To send my serenity powers, spin em around, enterin in the vicinity

[Eminem]
Now, was called M&M, but he threw away the candy and ate the rapper
Chewed him up.. and spitted him out, girl giddy-up, now get-get down
He s lookin around this club and it looks like people are havin a shit fit now
Here, little t-t-trailer trash, take a look who s back in t-t-town
Did I s-s-stutter, mothafucka? Fuck them all, he shuts
A whole mothafuckin Walmart d-d-down every time he comes a-r-r-round
And he came to the club tonight with 5 9 to hold this bitch down
Like a mothafuckin chick underwater, he tryna d-d-drown
Shorty, when you dance, you got me captivated, just by the way
That you keep lickin them dick-sucking lips, I m agitated, aggravated
To the point you don t suck my dick, then you re gonna get decapitated
Other words, you don t fuckin give me head, then I m have to take it

[Royce]
And then after takin that, I mma catch a case, it s gon be fascinatin
It s gon say The whole rap game passed away on top of the affadavit
Graduated from master debater slash massive masturbator
To Michael Jackson activator, meanin I m on fire off the top
Might wanna back up the data, runnin over hip hop
In a verbal tractor trailer, homie this sick, you can normally ask a hater
Don t it make sense, these shell casings is just like a bag of paper
Drop in the lap of a tax evader, homie they spent

[Eminem]
Now make that ass drop like a sack of potatoes, what girl
I m the crack-a-lator, percolator to this party, be my penis ejaculator later
Tell you boyfriend that you just struck paydirt
You rollin with a player, you won t be exaggeratin when you sayin

[Hook - Chamillionaire]
I m living life in the fast lane
If y all didn t know my name then I bet you know now
I don t really give a damn what y all think
I m just tryna get this change and make my city so proud
All I know is I m tryna get it so I get in the ride
Drop the top on my drop and ride through the night
I m livin life in the fast lane (Pedal to the metal)
I m just tryna do my damn thing (Pedal to the metal)

[Develdiii]