white nerdy

Weird Al Yankovic

They see me mowin
My front lawn
I know they re all thinking I m so white and nerdy
Think I m just too white and nerdy
Think I m just too white and nerdy
Can t you see I m white and nerdy?
Look at me, I m white and nerdy
I wanna roll with
The gangstas
But so far they all think I m too white and nerdy
Think I m just too white and nerdy
Think I m just too white and nerdy
I m just too white and nerdy.
Really really white and nerdy.

First in my class here at MIT
Got skills, I m a champion at D&D
MC Escher - that s my favorite MC
Keep your 40, I ll just have an Earl Grey tea
My rims never spin, to the contrary
You ll find that they re quite stationary
All of my action figures are cherry
Stephen Hawking s in my library
My MySpace page is all totally pimped out
Got people beggin for my top eight spaces
Yo, I know pi to a thousand places
Ain t got no grills but I still wear braces
I order all of my sandwiches with mayonnaise
I m a whiz at Minesweeper - I could play for days
Once you see my sweet moves you re gonna stay amazed
My fingers movin so fast I ll set the place ablaze
There s no killer app I haven t run
At Pascal, well I m number one
Do vector calculus just for fun
I ain t got a gat but I got a soldering gun
Happy Days is my favorite theme song
I could sure kick your butt in a game of ping pong
I ll ace any trivia quiz you bring on
I m fluent in JavaScript as well as Klingon

They see me roll on
My Segway
I know in my heart they think I m white and nerdy
Think I m just too white and nerdy
Think I m just too white and nerdy
Can t you see I m white and nerdy
Look at me, I m white and nerdy
I d like to roll with
The gangstas
Although it s apparent I m too white and nerdy
Think I m just too white and nerdy
Think I m just too white and nerdy
I m just too white and nerdy
How d I get so white and nerdy

I ve been browsin , inspectin
X-Men comics, you know I collect them
The pens in my pocket, I must protect them
My ergonomic keyboard never leaves me bored
Shopping online for deals on some writable media
I edit Wikipedia
I memorized Holy Grail really well
I can recite it right now and have you ROTFLOL
I got a business doing websites
When my friends need some code, who do they call?
I do HTML for ?em all
Even made a homepage for my dog
Yo, I got myself a fanny pack
They were havin a sale down at The Gap
Spend my nights with a roll of bubble wrap
Pop, pop, hope no one sees me
Gettin freaky
I m nerdy in the extreme
And whiter than sour cream
I was in AV Club and Glee Club and even the Chess Team
Only question I
Ever thought was hard
Was do I like Kirk
Or do I like Picard
Spend every weekend at the Renaissance Fair
Got my name on my underwear

They see me strollin
They laughin
And rollin their eyes ?cause I m so white and nerdy
Just because I m white and nerdy
Just because I m white and nerdy
All because I m white and nerdy
Holy cow, I m white and nerdy
I wanna bowl with
The gangstas
But, oh well, it s obvious I m white and nerdy
Think I m just too white and nerdy
Think I m just too white and nerdy
I m just too white and nerdy
Look at me, I m white and nerdy

by: Weird Al Homeman