creepy toast

Vocaloid

Lying all alone
Next to my cellphone
And an Ice-cream cone
Is a tiny piece of toast
Staring at me
Looking angry
Wait just a second, eh
How does that thing have eyes?
Creepy Toast
Staring at me
Creepy Toast

What are you plotting now?
As I creep closer
It gets angrier
It looks like Big Al
Wait that doesn't rhyme at all
It stares at me
Wait just a second, eh
Is this thing checking me out?

Creepy Toast
Staring at me
Creepy Toast
Why don't you just go...
"Hey you,"
It cries out to me
"Why don't you eat me?"
"I am perfectly tasty!"
"And I'll steal your soul!"

Creepy Toast
Staring at me
Creepy Toast
What are you plotting now?