roses

The Maine

Caroline! Caroline!
All the guys would say she s mighty fine
But mighty fine only got you
somewhere half the time
And the other half either got you cursed out
or coming up short
See, even though
You d need a golden calculator to divide
The time it took to look inside and realize that
Real guys go
for real down to Mars girls, yeah!

I know you d like to thank your shit don t stank
But lean a little bit closer
See that roses really smell like poo-poo
Yeah, roses really smell like poo-poo

Caroline! See she s the reason
for the word bitch
I hope you try to put on her makeup in the mirror
And crash, crash, crash... into a ditch!
She needs a golden calculator to divide
The time it takes to look inside and realize that
Real guys go
for real down to Mars girls, yeah!

I know you d like to thank your shit don t stank
But lean a little bit closer
See that roses really smell like poo-poo
Yeah, roses really smell like poo-poo

I know you d like to thank your shit don t stank
But lean a little bit closer
See that roses really smell like poo-poo
Yeah, roses really smell like poo-poo

I know you d like to thank your shit don t stank
But lean a little bit closer
See that roses really smell like poo-poo
Yeah, roses really smell like poo-poo