would you

The Damned

Damned
Would You
Would You
Performed by The Damned
Date of last revision: August 5, 1993
Would you love me if I had three eyes?
If I had no hair, would I need to disguise?
Oh, if we woke up and I d been sick in the bucket
Would you empty it while I snored?
If the answer s yes, then my prayers ain t been ignored
Would you love me if I had a wooden leg?
Would you care if the neighbours left and called me Piggy?
Would you put out the barbecue if my teeth all came out too?
If the answer s yes, my prayers ain t been ignored
Darlin , where were you when I lay on my sick-bed?
When I needed a doctor, you sent a vet instead
Well, I know you re just a farmer-boy
but that s really no excuse
So pass me my spanner, cos my leg has just came loose