monologue

Taylor Swift

Monologue song (la la la)
I like glitter and sparkly dresses,
But im not gonna talk about that,
In my monologue

I like baking and things that smell like winter,
But i'm not gonna talk about that,
In my monologue

La la la
La la la

I like writing songs about douchebags who cheat on me,
But i'm not gonna mention that,
In my monologue

I like writing their names into songs so they're ashamed to go in public,
But i'm not gonna say that,
In my monologue

La la la la la la

This is my musical monologue

You might think i'd bring up joe
That guy who broke up with me on the phone,
But i'm not gonna mention him,
In my monologue

Hey joe, i'm doin' real well,
Tonight i'm hosting snl,
But i'm not gonna brag about that,
In my monologue

La la la
Ha ha ha
Ha ha ha
Ha ha ha
La la la

And if you're wondering i might be dating the werewolf from twilight,
I'm not gonna comment on that (shekisses & winks at the camera)
In my monologue

La la la la la la la
This is my musical monologue

You might be expecting me to say something bad about kanye,
And how he ran up on the stage and ruined my vma monologue

But there's nothing more to say
Cause everything's ok
I've got security lining the stage

My snl monologue

La la la la la la

This is my snl monologue

La la la la la la la

That was my snl monologue