somewhere in nowhere

Tankard

Coming from a show at the edge of the earth
Heading for the airport, still gleaming with mirth
Waiting for our homebound airplane
We had a few more tiny beers

Boarding our plane home I would shock the bourgeois
I friendly raised my fist, cheering yelled: Pa! - pa!
Falling back into my flight seat
A distant voice is talking to me

The gentleman might please excuse
The pilot likes to have a word
Please take your personal stuff with you
Alas! You may not stay aboard

Lost somewhere in nowhere
Can t make my way back home
Lost somewhere in nowhere
I m stranded all alone

First I thought: the lady wants a baby from me!
Our manager got nervous, he looks like E. T
Instead of falling into deep sleep
She threw me off the plane

A costly cab, expensive room, an overpriced flight
I reached my destination with delay of one night
Cuddling deep into my sofá
Again I hear the distant voices

The gentleman might please excuse
The pilot likes to have a word
Please take your personal stuff with you
Alas! You may not stay aboard

Lost somewhere in nowhere
Can t make my way back home
Lost somewhere in nowhere
I m stranded all alone

The gentleman might please excuse
The pilot likes to have a word
Please take your personal stuff with you
Alas! You may not stay aboard

Lost somewhere in nowhere
Can t make my way back home
Lost somewhere in nowhere
I m stranded all alone
Lost somewhere in nowhere
Can t make my way back home
Lost somewhere in nowhere
I m stranded all alone