Tankard

riders of the doom

Bad brands rising - on mega-sales they ride
The evil corporations strive
To conquer and enslave mankind
Shackles made of profits -
In banknotes clad they fight
Their deadly smart-phone-axes kill
Our precious savings overnight

When all defenses fail
The brand-lords will prevail

Riders of the doom - ruthless tycoons!
Riders of the doom - consumers beware!
Men-in-suits-platoons -
Will march into our living rooms
No matter where you hide your funds -
Riders of the doom!

Exploitation - the lords of brands strike back
With Micro-Rough, Sam-Hung, Goo-Gal
Amass-On, Face-Hook, Barry-Black
Blood and guts will splatter - women start to cry
When Grapple swings the big i-sword
Or terror-apps force you to buy

When all defenses fail
The Brand-Lords will prevail

Riders of the doom - ruthless tycoons!
Riders of the doom - consumers beware!
Men-in-suits-platoons -
Will march into our living rooms
No matter where you hide your funds -
Riders of the doom!
Riders of the doom!

When all defenses fail
The Brand-Lords will prevail

Riders of the doom - ruthless tycoons!
Riders of the doom - consumers beware!
Men-in-suits-platoons -
Will march into our living rooms
No matter where you hide your funds -
Riders of the doom!
Riders of the doom!
Will ride into our living rooms
No matter where you hide your funds -
Riders of the doom!