fat snatchers the hippo effect

Tankard

My name is chunk and I m a real fat ass
No diet plan could ever help me
My friends are laughing about my plump mass
Where is my dick? Long time no see

Yesterday I heard of an arcane company
A cult, maybe, that s crazy ?bout slender body
With blood I signed a contract, a lifetime membership
Proponents call the concept the hippo effect

Check in hypnotherapy
Lose weight in coma
Check out of reality
You won t remember

Fat snatchers want you, they have a secret plan
Fat snatchers watch you, if you re a sugar fan
Fat snatchers need you, your pounds, your calories
Fat snatchers harvest, reduce you in weeks

My name was chunk, now it s thirty days later
I can t believe what became of me
A featherweight, a chocolate-hater
It all seems odd, I ll investigate

A country in the third world is where the traces lead
So horrified I realize: There s nothing to eat
From all alone they re getting fat, some even look like me
I can t escape hippo effect, malnourished and bony

Check in hypnotherapy
Lose weight in coma
Check out of reality
You won t remember

Fat snatchers want you, they have a secret plan
Fat snatchers watch you, if you re a sugar fan
Fat snatchers need you, your pounds, your calories
Fat snatchers harvest, reduce you in weeks

Check in hypnotherapy
Lose weight in coma
Check out of reality
You won t remember

Fat snatchers want you, they have a secret plan
Fat snatchers watch you, if you re a sugar fan
Fat snatchers need you, your pounds, your calories
Fat snatchers harvest, reduce you in weeks