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Steel Panther

I look at you on the Peloton
That I gave you Christmas day
Those perfect legs just motoring
Keeping cellulite away
I ll never introduce you to my friends
But that s a price I have to pay
I locked you in the basement
And baby that s where you will stay

You could ve been a pornstar baby
No guy with balls would disagree
You could ve been a pornstar baby
Taking cumshots from Danny D
You could ve been a pornstar
But you wound up with me

I see your six pack flex and heave
When you re throwing up your dinner
I know what it takes to make you gag
I m convinced I picked a winner
I see their thoughts when they look at you
Pretty sure the word is spinn?r
Baby if there really is a god
Th?n I really am a sinner

You could ve been a pornstar baby
You re every lowlife s fantasy
You could ve been a pornstar baby
You proved to me that I m not gay
You could ve been a pornstar
But you wound up with me

You could turn a cock loving woman gay
With that magical va-jay
And I m gonna ruin it everyday
Till the thing is all stretched out and grey

You could do Victoria s Secret
If they knew that you existed
If Harvey Weinstein was still free
He wouldn t care if you resisted
If the the pope could watch you pray
I m pretty sure that he would jack
I ve done that while you sleep at night
And dropped a load right on your back

You could ve been a pornstar baby
You could be famous on the net
You coulda been a pornstar baby
Yeah you re the stretchiest girl I ve met
You could ve been a pornstar baby
You re every teenager s fantasy
You coulda been a pornstar
But you wound up with me
You coulda been a pornstar
But you wound up with me