on your instagram

Steel Panther

I fell in love with an angel
Staring at me through my phone
Not a blemish on your beautiful face
Your skin was perfectly toned
Like Michael Angelo had nothing to do
So he painted you
But I soon found out that
It wasn t true

Why can t you look like you do on your Instagram
The girl that I want to screw is on your Instagram
Such a beautiful filter
Like god himself had built her
Where s the girl that I knew on your Instagram?

I looked at you for just moments
And wanted you for my wife
Within a week reality seared my eyes
And now I m haunted for life
I used to think that catfish lived in the sea
But now it s all clear
The catfish was you
The sucker was me

Why can t you look like you do on your Instagram
The girl that I want to screw is on your Instagram
You were only lies
Beautifully digitized
Where s the girl that I knew on your Instagram?

If nothing is real
Why do I feel the way that I feel?

If it was all an illusion
Why do I follow you still?
Staring as if somehow I stared long enough
My hope could make it all real
Manipulation makes the fat people thin
The short people tall
The Instagram age
Has ruined us all

Why can t you look like you do on your Instagram
The girl that I want to screw is on your Instagram
Such beautiful eyes
Could only come from AI
Where s the girl that I knew on your Instagram?
Where s the girl that I knew on your Instagram?