you ve earned the right to be a dick

Sparks

You have earned the right to be a dick

You ve earned the right to be a dick
We see you standing there and gaze in awe
While in our daily lives we scratch and claw
You ve earned the right to be a dick

You ve earned the right to be a dick
You have the right to be imperious
Dismissive and intensely serious
You ve earned the right to be a dick

We all wish that that we could be like you are
We all wish that that we could be like you are

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Someday, I ll earn my right to be a dick
Someday, I ll earn my right to be a dick
I will earn my right to be a dick

You ve earned the right to be a dick
You treat the people who you meet with scorn
Who wish to God that they were never born
You ve earned the right to be a dick

You ve earned the right to be a dick
You have excelled at everything you do
While all the rest of us have muddled through
You ve earned the right to be a dick
We all wish that we could be like you are
We all wish that we could be like you are

Someday, I ll earn my right to be a dick
Someday, I ll earn my right to be a dick
Someday, I ll earn my right to be a dick
Someday, I ll earn my right to be a dick
Someday, I ll earn my right to be a dick
I will earn my right to be a dick

I will earn my right to be a dick

You re so much more than just a dick
Humanitarian and bon vivant
You ve worked for years and gotten what you want
You ve earned the right to be a dick

You ve earned the right to be a dick
We know a dick is always made not born
And in some ways we feel a little torn
You ve got to want to be a dick

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You ve earned the right to be a dick
You ve got to want to be a dick
You ve got to want to be a dick
You ve earned the right to be a dick
You have earned the right to be a dick