waterproof

Sparks

The rain just falls off of me
The tears just fall off of me
Cause I m waterproof, I m waterproof
The barometric pressure has no relevance to me

The rain just falls off of me
The tears just fall off of me
Cause I m waterproof, I m waterproof
The pressure you re exerting is irrelevant to me

Umbrellas waving, the streets need paving
The rain runs down to the sea
But I m indifferent, for me it s different
It s all Bahamas to me

The rain just falls off of me
The tears just fall off of me
Cause I m waterproof, I m waterproof
The barometric pressure has no relevance to me

The skies are starting to cloud up
But that won t slow me down
Your eyes are starting to well up
But that won t bring me down
The skies are starting to cloud up
But that won t slow me down
Your eyes are starting to well up
But that won t bring me down, bring me down

Completely dry
Dry as a Navajo in August, see the sky
The mothers just sigh
Send children inside
Hey, mama, you lied

The skies are starting to cloud up
But that won t slow me down
Your eyes are starting to well up
But that won t bring me down
Cause I m waterproof, I m waterproof
The barometric pressure has no relevance to me

The skies are starting to cloud up
But that won t slow me down
Your eyes are starting to well up
But that won t bring me down
Cause I m waterproof, I m waterproof
The pressure you re exerting is irrelevant to me

I see you crying but I m not buying
your Meryl Streep mimicry
It s misdirected, your voice inflected
For maximum sympathy

Niagara Falls
Romantic getaway for lovers of all creeds
They re all agreed, impressive indeed
Till the Falls stall before me

The rain just falls off of me
The tears just fall off of me
Cause I m waterproof, I m waterproof
And nothing of a liquid nature s gonna mess with me
The rain just falls off of me
The tears just fall off of me
Cause I m waterproof, I m waterproof
Water, water everywhere, but not a drop on me

The rain just falls off of me
The tears just fall off of me
Cause I m waterproof, I m waterproof
And nothing of a liquid nature s gonna mess with me

The rain just falls off of me
The tears just fall off of me
Cause I m waterproof, I m waterproof
Water, water everywhere, but not a drop on me
Water, water everywhere, but not a drop on me

The skies are starting to cloud up
But that won t slow me down
Your eyes are starting to well up
But that won t bring me down

The skies are starting to cloud up
But that won t slow me down
Your eyes are starting to well up
But that won t bring me down
Bring me down