my fanny pack

Smosh

Walkin' down the street and everybody's starin'
Just jealous of what i'm wearin'
That's right it's a fanny pack, bitches
Hot pink and matches my britches

You're thinking ââ?¬Å?that guy's insane
Damn, what's his name? what's wrong with his brain? ââ?¬
I'm perfectly sane, just hear what i say
Everything i need's just one zip away

My fanny pack, my fanny pack is all i need
It's on my waist while i shower and while i pee
It holds my hairspray so i look good every day
It holds me tight and keeps the boogie man away

You can't mess with my fanny pack, i'm a maniac
It's a fact, you better watch your back
Packs more than a back pack
One time i looked inside and i found an imac

Only tough guys wear fanny packs
Hulk hogan, chuck norris and this guyââ?¬¦
Diss me and you better watch your back
I'll smack you with my 20 pound fanny pack

I've been attacked by a wild beast
I think it was a furry hippopotamus from greece
I needed a weapon for the fight
What i pulled out was a stick of dynamite

Makes great gifts for the holidays
ââ?¬Å?it's my d*** in a pack, babayyââ?¬
If you talk smack, i'll put you in my sack
What's this? it's midget in my fanny pack!