you re a bunch of stuff

The Simpsons

You took a twenty-karat diamond
And made it gleam
Like a big spaghetti dinner
Smothered in whipped cream

You're like X-Men number three
In a mylar bag

You're a brand new muscle car
And all the wheels are mag

You make me feel as young
As the blood I get from sheep

Yer like Jacqueline Bisset
In me fav'rite film... The Deep

You're sexy and exotic
Like a hooker from Belize

Or a patient with insurance
Who's crawling with disease

You're a sundae underneath
Two great big cherries

Keep in mind they're only
Temporar-ar-ies

Oh, we'd like to say that we are very very
Glad to see you

And I decree you
The hottest thing to hit this city since the fire that killed eleven?

Hooray!

And they're all mine!