conceited messages skit

Remy Ma

[Ringing]

[Remy s son]
All you nigga s, callin here for my mommy..
Stay Off Her Shit!.....like that daddy?

(first unheard message)

[Man Message one]
Now you don t wanna answer the phone, fuckin bitch!
that s why i fucked the shit out chu, fuckin bitch!
i hope all them Terror Squad nigga s is runnin through you, fuckin bitch!
and imma call the radio staion and tell em i fucked the shit out you
and i had my dick in ya mouth you bitch!
Fuckin Hate you, you fuckin dirty bitch!
Wack ass Pussy, i ain t callin you no..neva again.
Next time i see you imma juss...put my dick right in
your mouth you bitch!

(BEEP..message erased)

[Man Message two]
Yaooo....yo call me back yo,..just playin yo.
yo call me back yo...yo im just...you no wha i mean?
just wanna talk to you for a minute....k?....aight.

(BEEP..message erased)

[Woman]
Hello Remy...you don t know me but i just want you to know that im
aware of the fact that your the bitch that s fuckin my man. And umm.....when his phone be ringin ova
and ova again early in the morning...that d be me. He lives with me...he loves me, im not going no where,
we have thirty three kids together..know what im sayin ? i like your music too he s just a little star
struck right now, so if your a real bitch like you say you are then you ll fall back!...and tell him when
he get home.....IM FUCKIN HIM UP!!

(BEEP..Message erased)

[Remy s Friend]
YO Rem..iss me...whoever you with, ditch that nigga. Im with 2 nigga s right now and they ready to do
EVERYTHING son....everything. Yo, one nigga talking about There s Something About Remy...check this out
when you get this message bring the dutches wit chu when you come..and son...this time....do not forget
the camcorder