Playlist Ylvis

ylvis - the fox

Dog goes woof
Cat goes meow
Bird goes tweet
And mouse goes squeek

Cow goes moo
Frog goes croak
And the elephant goes toot

Ducks say quack, fish goes blub
And the seal goes ow ow ow

But there?s one sound - That no one knows
What does the fox say?

Ring-ding-ding-ding-dingeringeding
Wa-pa-pa-pa-pa-pa-pow
Hatee-hatee-hatee-ho
Tchoffo-tchoffo-tchoffo-tchoffo-tchoff

Big blue eyes
Pointy nose
Chasing mice
and digging holes

Tiny paws
Up the hill
Suddenly
You're standing still

Your fur is red
So beautiful
Like an angel in disguise

But if you meet
A friendly horse
Will you communicate by mo-o-o-o-orse?
How will you speak to that ho-o-o-o-orse?

What does the fox say?

Tchacha-chacha-chacha-chow
Fra-kaka-kaka-kaka-kow
A-hee-aee ha-hee
A-oo-oo-oo-ooo
What the does the fox say?

The secret of the fox
Ancient mystery
Somewhere deep in the woods
I know you're hiding

What is your sound
Will we ever know?

It?ill always be a mystery
What do you say?

Youre my guardian angel
Hiding in the woods
What is your sound
Will we ever know?
I want to know!

ylvis - kjempeform

Jeg er på topp
Jeg er på bånn
Din skyld at det er sånn
Barometeret står på storm
Hmm jeg er I kjempeform

Jeg kanke ligge
Jeg kanke gå
Jeg kanke løpe
Jeg kanke stå
Vrir meg som en orm
Hmm jeg er I kjempeform

Du sier ja
Du sier nei
Snur rett opp ned på meg
Hele jenta smaker sex
Jeg skal nok ta deg lille heks
Jeg er kald
Jeg er varm
Jeg er full av kjempesjarm
Tar deg med storm
Hmm jeg er I kjempeform

ylvis - stonehenge

My life is so successful
I've got everything a man could ever need
I've got a thousand dollar haircut
And I even have a talkshow on tv

And I know I should be happy, but instead
There's a question I can't get out of my head

What's the meaning of stonehenge?
It's killing me that no one knows
Why it was build five thousand years ago

Why did they build the stonehenge?
How could they raise the stones so high
Completely without the technology
We have today?

When I make my jalapeños
Calamari and prosciutto
I'm the king
My wife applauds me in the kitchen
When I tell her all I bought
Is from the local store

And when the kids have gone to bed
We're all alone
She gives a smile
Then she plays with my balls

All I think of is stonehenge
I think about it when I dream
The biggest henge that I have ever seen

What's the purpose of stonehenge?
A giant granite birthday cake?
Or a prison far too easy to escape?

(Stonehenge)
(Stonehenge)
(Lots of stones in a row!)

They were 25 tons each stone, my friend
But amazingly they got them all down in the sand
And they moved it! (stonehenge)
And they dragged it! (stonehenge)
And they rolled it forty six miles from wales

(What's the deal with stonehenge?)
Oh, what's the deal? What's the deal? what's the deal?

You should have left a tiny hint
When you made this fucking labyrinth of stones
Who the fuck builds a stonehenge?
Two stone age-guys wondering what to do
Who just said "dude, let's build a henge or two! "

I would give anything to know
(About the stonehenge)
Yeah, I would give all I have to give
(Would you give them your car?)
Are you kidding me
Of course I would have given the car!
(What car do you drive?)
Drive a civic
Drive a civic
Drive a civic
(A car you can trust!)

Never mind the car
Let's talk about the henge
(What henge is that again?)
It's the stonehenge
It's the stonehenge
God! It is the greatest henge of all

What's the meaning of stonehenge?

ylvis - ka kan eg gi deg

Eg ser at sliter
Vet du har det tøft
Alt vi hadde sammen e blitt borte
Du står der på scenen
Men når teppet har gått ned
Masken faller fra ditt fjes
Og sjelen synker ned

Ka kan eg gi deg
Ka kan eg si deg
Lukk opp døren
Og la meg slippe inn
Så mye morro
Vi hadde sammen
Her på scenen
Kor ble det av?
Eg roper etter deg
Gi meg et svar

Ser ikkje skogen
For bare grønne traer
Ensomhetens pris blir livets flaske
Eg går over bekken
Men henter faen meg ikkje vann
Alle har vel kastet stein I glasshuset en gang

Ka kan eg si deg
Ka kan eg gi deg
Lukk opp døren
Og la meg slippe inn
Så mye morro
Vi hadde sammen
Her på scenen
Kor ble det av?
Eg roper etter deg
Gi meg et svar

Ka kan eg si deg
Ka kan eg gi deg
Lukk opp døren
Og la meg slippe inn
Så mye morro
Vi hadde sammen
Her på scenen
Kor ble det av?
Eg roper etter deg
Gi meg et svar

ylvis - work it

Yeah
Let me see them asses on the floor
This one's comin' at you B-style, Brovis
Aahh

East Coast party style
bitches going crazy
Booty shakin' never ceases to amaze me
Girl, I wanna get you in to my bed
But we ain't gonna sleep, we make love instead
Your vagina is a self-cleansing muscular tract
With over 50, 000 nerve cells ready to act
Infact 6, 5 inches side to side and with a pH-value of 4, 5

When you become aroused blood flow increases
To the vagina, labia and clitoris
The inner walls of the vulva expanding
Aswell as increasing vaginal lubrication

Let me see you work it
C'mon, let me work it
I wanna se you work it, come on

You gotta work it
He means you're gonna have sex
You gotta work it
He's not literally talking 'bout working
You gotta work it
Oh baby
You gotta work that body right
You gotta work it
Again he's talking 'bout sex
You gotta work it
We're not talking 'bout a traditional employment situation
You gotta work that body right

Back in my crib, sippin' on the bubbles
Chillin' in my pool, doin' time with my models
Bitches in the tube in oil and lube
It's the D-51 with aluminum tubes
We got five main nozzles in the front and the back
Driven by a motherfuckin' p-p-power-pump-pack
Got the non-slip surface and the stainless construction
And the FX-2 Faucet for the maxinum suction

But what about bacterias?
How do I keep them from growing?
That's what I'm talking about, baby
mah, man
'Cause I've been worried 'bout the combination
Of water and aluminum and very high temperatures
But I guess I have to trust them, the jacuzzi factory
They're professionals, God damn it
They should know how to do it
Let me hear you blow!

You gotta blow it
He's not referring to the sucking of the cock
You gotta blow it
Not a metaphore this time baby
You gotta blow it
He's talking about actually blowing bubbles into water
You gotta pump it
Now he's talking 'bout the pump
You gotta squeeze it
He's referring to the valve that controls intenity
You gotta stroke it
Now I don't know what he's talking about
You gotta stroke it tonight
You gotta work it

ylvis - the cabin

Oh..
Come with me, girl
I wanna take you to a place
Where it?s just you and me..
To my cabin

Let me take you to my favorite place
Just a five hour drive from the city
Just follow the road until it stops
And then keep walking for another forty minutes
Then ? out of nowhere..
There it is
My cabin!
Right now it?s icy cold
But in sixteen hours, it?s gonna be hot!
Mmm, I?m gonna make you dinner, baby
I hope you like..
Spaghetti!
Then we do the dishes manually
With over fifteen different kinds of cutlery
Sixty square meters of heaven on earth
A tiny wooden paradise
It?s my own private pinewood Taj Mahal
Except for the shape and the size
The cabin!
Where I come to relax
The cabin!
Wear the same pants for a week
The cabin!
I?ve got skis on my walls
In my cabin..

One day this place will be mine
Only split it with my brother, sister, father, uncle and his lover!
And if you like to piss outside..
This is definitely the place for you
Mmm
?Cause I?ve been pissin? over here
And pissin? over there
One time I even pissed over here!
But you should never ever shit outside
We have a small, separate cabin
For that kind of stuff!
We can hang stuff on the wall together
As long as it?s copper
Or dead animals
And who?s that man on the wall?
Dad?
DAD? Is that you?
Who put my dad inside the wall?
Dad?
Don?t you worry
I?m gonna get you out of here!
Aaah..
It?s a picture!

Sixty square meters of heaven on earth
A tiny wooden paradise
It?s my paradise
My own private pinewood Taj Mahal
Except for the shape and the size
It has a shape, it has a size
You should really come here some time
Come on, we?ve been married for ten years
Mmm..I miss you so much
And I don?t understand it
Now why don?t you come to my cabin!
We can play some chinachess
And take a long cold shower together!
I got forty nine cards ready to be played with
And a joker from another deck!
Impossible to spot!
We can just walk and walk and walk and walk and walk
You know there?s no such thing as bad weather
Only bed kleather
When you come up to my ca-a-a-bi-i-i-i-n..
My cabin.

ylvis - the trucker s hitch

I, I know how to tie
Every kind of knot
Except one

It's so hard
The greatest knot of all
So flexible and strong
But I do something wrong

I know the bowline
Sheepshank
And the double overhand
But the trucker's hitch
I just don't understand

Let's do the trucker's hitch
The trucker's hitch
I, I really like to sail
Just the sea
The wind and me

But whenever
I adjust my sail
Try to loosen it up
While I'm docking my boat
I fail

I know the square knot
The clove hitch
The double shoelace bow
But the trucker's hitch
Is all I need to know

Let's do the trucker's hitch
The trucker's hitch
Let's do the trucker's hitch
The trucker's hitch

People of the world!
The time has come
To tie this knot once and for all!
Bonitas
Show me the ropes!
On every dance floor across the world
Let's do the trucker's hitch
Are you ready?
Let's tie this knot!
Tie, tie, tie, tie, tie
This is how you do it!

Bring it up
Check the rope
Spin around
On the neck
Whip it, whip it
Take it home
Bring it up, split it now

Shoulder, now, make a loop
Pull it, feed it, push it through
Up, stretch, down again
In the face and prepare

Lift, pull, bring it round
Thigh, tie, tighten tie
Kick the heel
Swivel time
Round, round, back to knot
C'mon!

Pull the loop
Down and through
Pull again
Lift the hand
Through the loop
Make a stitch
Now you got your trucker's hitch!

ylvis - mr toot

Come with me to istanbul
Land of turbans, spice and carpets
This is the tale of mr. Toot
Legendary music man
Up on the roof he played the toot
No one could resist his rythm
Slave and sultan side by side
Dancing dance of mr. Toot

What's that sound
Is it him
Did you see a shadow moving
Everybody quite, quite
Can you hear him mr. Toot
Bam bam ba bam bam ba
Bam bam

Play it mr. Toot
Play it mr. Toot
Play it mr. Toot

Lady kissed him on the belly
Children dressed like him in school
He ate caviar and jelly
Bought a modern swimming pool
Yes, mr. Toot got gready
Wanted even better toot
Threw the toot from highest tower
Bought a fancy midi toot

Then a poster in the city
Mr. Ibanez tonight
Modern show with modern music
Smoke machine and laser light
Bam bam ba bam bam ba
Bam bam
Play it mr. Toot
Play it mr. Toot
Play it mr. Toot

Bam bam ba bam bam ba
Bam bam ba bam bam ba
That was the end of mr. Toot
He was never to return
Thought you can kill the man
You can never kill the toot

Hey hey hey hey hey hey mr. Toot
Hey hey hey hey hey play it mr. Toot
Hey hey hey hey hey hey mr. Toot
Hey hey hey hey hey play it
Mr. Toot

ylvis - pressure

Hey hey, wuz' up my man!
Hey, wud up!
You know, I'm trying to open this motherfucking bottle
What?
It won't open!
Ahhâ?¦C'mon, you gotta put some pressure on it
Check this out, right hereâ?¦

HEY!
Pressure
One thing stays the sameâ?¦
No matter what you doâ?¦
Negotiating peace in the Middle East
Or if you squeeze on yo' motherfuckin' soap machine
You gottaâ?¦
Put the right amount of pressure on it
You gottaâ?¦
Put the right amount of pressure on it
Pressure on it
Do you like it when your taco gets fucked, baby?
Too much pressure make them shells go boom, baby
When you're pimpin' up your Mona Lisa
Easy, boy!
Put the right amount of pressure on it

I gonna show you something freaky nowâ?¦
I'm a show you, show you howâ?¦
How it's all related to the pressure and the pushing
And the squeezing from your fingersâ?¦
Now!

(Na na na na na na na)
(Na na na na na na na)
Put the right amount of pressure on it
Pressure on it
Put the right amount of pressure on it, baby
(Na na na na na na na)
(Na na na na na na na)
Put the right amount of pressure on it
Pressure on it
Put the right amount of pressure on it

Just because your son ain't got no legs
It doesn't mean he can't compete in the Olympic Games
With the right amount of pressure on
Hell yeah, he'll be runnin' like a normal son
You want your girl to try something new
Three girls at the time sound good to you
We both know how it's gonna end
I'm gonna press
Press, press, press, press, press
Press until I

All the ladies in the club do the pressure dance
All da hustlers on the floor do the pressure hands
Stina Beate, do the special move!
Whoa!
That's a special moveâ?¦

(Na na na na na na na)
(Na na na na na na na)
Put the right amount of pressure on it
Pressure on it
Put the right amount of pressure on it, baby
C'mon ladies
(Na na na na na na na)
Whateva, girls
(Na na na na na na na)
Put the right amount of pressure on it
Pressure on it
Put the right amount of pressure on it

As I was looking at the sky above
I realized I was falling in love
Pressure is the meaning of life
I wanna marry it and make it my wife
Have lots of little pressure kids
Go on lots of little pressure trips
To the pressure hills, watch the pressure sun, going downâ?¦
While we're kissin' using pressure tongue!

(Na na na na na na na)
(Na na na na na na na)
Put the right amount of pressure on it
Pressure on it
Put the right amount of pressure on it, baby
(Na na na na na na na)
It's all about the pressure, ladies
(Na na na na na na na)
Put the right amount of pressure on it
Pressure on it
Put the right amount of pressure on it
(Na na na na na na na)

And when you are in a hostage situation, ha
(Na na na na na na na)
Put the right amount of pressure on it
Pressure on it
Put the right amount of pressure on it
(Na na na na na na na)
You're doing CPR on a baby's chest
It's fo' real, daug!
(Na na na na na na na)
Put the right amount of pressure on it
Pressure on it
Put the right amount of pressure on it

And I'm out!
YEA!
It's all about the amount of pressure, bitches
Put it in
And fuckin' get it out
And back in again
And fuckin' get it out

ylvis - jeg heter finn

Helt vanlig dag her I fossgata 3
Klokka 07. 00, jeg er oppe for det
Enebolig, tujahekk og plenen er frisk
Og hylsa I nescafeen sitter som et skudd
Eikegulv I stua og glassbyggerstein
Var I sveits med kollegaer og tok med denne hjem
Ikea-seng til gjester I tilfelle fest
Har lys på en vaier som går derfra til dit
Magnumflaske, armbrøst og utstoppet rev
Og hvis jeg vil hente post går jeg bare ut hit
Ja, jeg vet hva du tenker, mitt liv er perfekt
Bare en ting som mangler - ingen husker mitt navn!
Navn-navn

De sier kåre, de sier geir, de roper jonatan, de prøver svein
Jeg heter finn, jeg heter finn, jeg heter finn, mitt navn er finn
De sier gregor, arne johannes, de roper fritjof, og truls johan
Jeg heter finn, jeg heter finn, jeg heter finn, mitt navn er finn

Oppe på kontoret med findressen på
Vi har vannkjøler, frukt og bilde av new york
Vi jobber med no hemmelig som ingen får se
Men jeg kan avsløre såpass at det er en tunnell
Jeg gjør triks fra morgen til kveld
Imponerer alle sammen unntatt sjongløren kjell
Ble en sammensveiset gjeng på tembuildingtur
Men likevel så er det en ting som gjør meg litt sur
Sur - sur

De sier mogens, de sier jens, de roper holger, og skriker klaus
Jeg ekke dansk, jeg heter finn, jeg bor på tåsen, jeg heter finn
Du husker morten
Anna beate
Ramapatrikuna
Til og med gjeturd
Men ikke finn
Nei, aldri finn
Er det så vanskelig?
Jeg heter finn!

Han heter finn
Han heter finn
Han heter finn
Han heter finn
Vi har sagt erik
Vi kjørte jensern
Vi kalte han anders
Og ropte kai
Han heter finn
Han heter finn
Det er så lett! Det er gamle finn!

Jeg har en skifertrapp
Breitling på armen
Alfa romeo
Steve jobs I hylla mi
Kan like kuskinn
Sett med sjetonger
Impresjonisme
Stol med justering
Har slim line tv
Type bang oluf
En weber gassgrill
Vinskap I stua
Smal og lang statue
Maskin med kaffe
Windows explorer!
Windows explorer!
Kan lage isbit
Har plantet karse
Stål som er børsta
Stor blokk med skifer
En gang av brostein
En peis på kjøkkenet
Il mezzanino
Et kar med bobler I
Snart skal jeg pusse opp
Få senka taket litt
Ha inn eletriker
Satt ut på anbud
Opp med en totomsfir
Og så en drager her
Få legt noen fliser
Der ut på badet mitt
Så skal det bli så flott
Det blir så kjempeflott

ylvis - someone like me

People hug
and give each other kisses
Holding hands and walking side by side
But everytime I try to charm a lady
she runs away

What am I doing wrong?
Is it the Dubstep in my song, when I go

[Dubstep sounds]

Excuse me, miss
but do you like the Dubstep?

[Dubstep sounds]

Oh, will I ever find someone
or will I die alone?

Endless streams
of loveletters and roses
Serenades from men with big guitars
Famous men are asking me for dinner
I think I'll pass

Oh, where is my prince charming
who will cuddle with my hair and whisper

[Dubstep sounds]

Will I meet a man
who also likes to

[Dubstep sounds]

I guess I'll never know

Will I find
Oh, will I ever find that someone who
can sing wuu
Can sing the wu-wu-wu-wu-wu-wuu
Do the ring
I'll do the ri-ri-ri-ri-ri-ri-ring for you
Oh my God
Who is that singing?
Someone who also likes the dub
The Dub (The Dub), The Step (The Dub)
We both like Dubstep

Please just take these fucking flowers!

Let's move in together!
We'll have children!
I'll make cupcakes!
I will massage your shoulders daily!

I'll make you dinner when you come home from work!
I'll play James Blunt's songs from a CD!
Let's buy a car!
I'll make you an omelette for breakfast!

I'll do dishes for you!
Let's watch the last season of Madmen together!
I fucking love you!
I fucking love you!

You cock-sucking son of a bitch!

I'll get down on my knees
and ask you
Will you marry me?

ylvis - da vet du at det er jul

Nå er natten her
Snøen laver ned
Stjernen viser vei
Hjem til julefred
For da samles de, som du kjenner så godt
Med et håp om fred på jord
Julenatt, stjernen er tent
Grøten er klar, barna venter spent
Og vi spiser fredet fugl
Ja, da vet du at det er jul
Far går prestebukk
Med falske dødsbudskap
Brygger tissegløgg
Baker?
Mobber barn som går til logoped
Leser høyt fra Wikileaks
Julenatt, stjernen er tent
Mor gjemmer lik, pappa leter spent
Før han setter i et ul
Der er liket, ja nå er det jul!
Julenatt, stjernen er tent
Far viser sår som har blitt betent
Og vi skyper med Kabul
Ja, da vet du det er jul
Gledelig jul
Deilig jul
Det er jul!

ylvis - jan egeland

Gray hair, glasses, suitcase
Humble, clever
Constantly working for peace
Uganda, Congo
And the Oslo treaty plan
Oh my God, what a plan

Not as famous as Gahr Støre
Not a daddy's boy like Jens
But when handgrenades are flying
There's just one man you can trust

When there's war and all is hell
Send in Jan Egeland
The United Nations superhero man

Mad dictator with a gun
Send in Jan Egeland
Oh how I wish, I was Jan Egeland

Blue eyes, firm hands, nice legs
Clean shaved body
Drinking his proteinshakes
Spray-tan, skin cream
And buttocks like he was eighteen
He's a peacekeeping machine

And he stares, into the mirror
Flexing muscles in the night
And says "Boy, I think you're ready
To protect some human rights"

When there's war and all is hell
Bring in Jan Egeland
The United Nations Superhero man

He plays golf with Kofi Annan
And looks at maps with George Cloon
Oh how I wish, I was Jan Egeland

When he's sad he goes to funerals
in unusually heavy rain
Large amounts of water in his face
But that doesn't hide his pain

He breaks down just like a homo
And starts crying just like a girl
But I guess you can cry and still be a man
if your dayjob is saving the world

When there's war and all is hell
Send in Jan Egeland
He's a macho musclepumping crying God

If there's one man you should trust
It is the Janny-boy
Oh how I wish, I was Jan Egeland

ylvis - massachusetts

[Verse 1]
Far away across the oceans
An undiscovered paradise
Forget New York and California
There's a better place - now close your eyes
Take my hand
We are almost there
Our favorite place on earth

[Chorus]
Massachusetts
It's the 14th biggest state
Massachusetts
Just four hours from New York
Read amazing books for free
at the Boston Library or try the local brie
Massachusetts
It's a melting pot, my friend
Massachusetts
So many cultures hand in hand
In perfect harmony

[Post-Chorus]
Welcome to the Massachusetts
Land of a thousand tribes
Home of Nelson Mandela
Fuck the apartheid

[Verse 2]
Come on boys of Attleboro
Catholic Priests of Haverhill
Staring dogs of the Suffolk County
Local dance group of Pingryville
Everyone
Living side by side
In the state of hope and dreams

[Chorus 2]
Massachusetts
I can't believe this place is real
Massachusetts
Can't describe the way I feel
I live with Steve and John
Mark and Christopher and Tom
Teddy P and Bruce
Massachusetts
The famous Massachusetts Bay
Massachusetts
Home of JF Kenneday
That tragically was shot

[Post-Chorus 2]
Just grab a friend and rent a car
Drive and drive across the Massachusetts
Just two friends hanging out together
but never crossing the line
It's a thin, thin line
Oh, we're nothing more than friends
Just good friends

[Bridge]
Go M
Go A
Go S and S and O
Go C and H and E and I
Go C
Go H and E and I
Go M, A double K
Go A and K and O, K, O
Spell it
M-A-S-S-O-C-H-E-I

Massocheichei
Doesn't sound right to me
Makkakoko
That's way too many K's
It should be mass - achoose
Like the "mass" in "massproduce" but without "produce"
Massachusetts
That's the state I'm talking about
Massachusetts
Yeah, come on down, and you can see
It's the paradise on earth

[Chorus 3]
Yeah, Massachusetts
Paradise on earth
Boston city skyline or a picnic in the park
Checking out the nightlife
and suddenly you're sucking on a cock
Massachusetts, greatest state of all
Just because you're kissin' a man doesn't make you gay
Confused
1620 - the pilgrims came to town
Mayflower
Sometimes I watch The Lion King
and I cry when Mufasa dies
Prudential Tower
City Hall and a lighthouse by the bay
Who hasn't ever seen a hunk on the bus
and thought "MM, I wanna sit on your lap"
Let me si-i-i-it
Massachusetts

ylvis - la det på is

Norge!
Denne går ut til dokker som trur det er så jaevla lett
Ã? lage humor og sketsjer
Trur dokker kann gjøre det bedre sjøl?
Fuck dokker mann!
Det er faen ikkje nokke walk in the park
For å si det mildt sagt
Og for hver sketsj som vi lager
Så kaster vi sikkert førti
Er du med?

Stresset og fikk booket inn Lasse Kjus
Skulle vaere med på et innslag å tenne på en fis
Og Lasse stilte med rasset, fyrte opp gassen
Eg holdt lightern klar
Men så tenkte vi oss om
Og så la vi det på is
Så la vi det på is

Nei, Lasse Kjus som fiser
Det e ikkje noe sketsj
(Så la vi det på is)
Vi legger hele greien på is, mann
(Så la vi det på is)
Vi driter I det

Lagde sketsj om Robin Hood som aldri laerte seg å ri
Han måtte sitte I en sulky til enhver tid
Og så skulle han si
"Hver gang eg skyter pilen treffer eg
Min egen hest I raeven"
Men I det han spente buen
Så la vi det på is

Ja, men hele prosjektet det føltes bare så fucket, mann
(Så la vi det på is)
Det er den vaerste ideen ever!
(Så la vi det på is)
Robin fuckings Hood! Hvem bryr seg?

Ok folkens, no må dokker gjøre dokker klar
For her kommer han, det er selve kongen
My boy Bernhoft, e dokker med meg?
No må kidsene I kjelleren holde kjeften, ok?
Men du, faen, du bruken for lang tid med det pedaldritet
Fuck it, nytt vers

Skulle lage klassisk grønnsakssketsj
Men med gal og artig twist
Der grønnsaken var sjef og solgte ferske mennesker over disk
En tomat kom inn med gunner for å rane sjappen
Men når hvitløken hoppet på han
Så la vi det på is

Altså grønnsaker, de kan'kje jobbe I butikk
De har ikkje egen hjerne engang
(Så la vi det på is)
Hvordan skal de forholde seg til penger og
(Så la vi det på is)
Nattsafe, og den typen ting

Ok, ka har dokker til oss? Du!
Kongen og dronningen er med
De kan vaere nakne og de skaffer elgen selv
Faen, den ideen droppet vi for 20 minutter siden
Fuck mann, dokker må gi oss noke bedre

Vi skjønte plutselig at vi måtte ta det opp ett hakk
Og satte sønnen min på toppen av en jaevlig lang trapp
Eg tok en helt inni helvete lang løpefart
For å sparke gutten ned
Men når eg endelig kom frem
Så sparket eg han ned

Eg tok rennefart og knuste te den rakkeren
Haha, det e faen meg det morsomste
Eg har gjort I hele mitt liv
Folk kom bort til meg på gaten og sa
"Fuck, den sketsjen der du kicket te den ungen
Det e faen meg det vittigste eg har sett"
Skjønner du? De må velge riktig idé, bitch
Bare spark han, eller spidd han med et spett
(Så la vi det på is)
Det e ikkje verre enn det

ylvis