Playlist The Aaa Girls

the aaa girls - a lacefront like this

What if I told you, it was virgin Remy
Perm and tease realness, would you touch it to see
It's 22 inches, how is she though?
So tell me that you don't think I'm shady
When I tell you that you can't try her on

A lacefront like this
Some queens will hoe a lifetime
For a lacefront like this
Some fag still owes his landlord
For that one special wig
Oh you best believe it's Wigs by Vanity
Some give like 50 blowjobs (sure, some do)
For a lacefront like this

Quality ranges, but you still can slay
Rock your faithful, in cheap wigs and sprays
Well I need them units, with a good old ledge [?]
Not too close, just a little nearer
Bitch could never clock my hairline from there

A lacefront like this
Some queens just sold their kidney
For a lacefront like this
Some straight guy's been bamboozled
By the unspookability
Oh you best believe it's Wigs by Vanity
I got on Sugar Models (dot com)
For a lacefront like this

Could this be the fiercest wig of all?
It's full as fuck and some Malaysian bitch is bald (bald, bald)
Don't get it twisted sis
Travolta would come out for
A lacefront like this

A lacefront like this
They mop a booth at Dragcon
For a lacefront like this
They stole Pandora's camera
For that one special wig
Oh you heard me girl, it's Wigs by Vanity
Some bottom's topping Courtney
For a lacefront like this

But this wig
OOh
I better get free Wigs by Vanity
Now please go to this website
For a lacefront like this
Ooh yeah
(Wigs by Vanity dot com)

the aaa girls - aaa

What am I doing?
AA

Hiee
G'day
And general introductions
Got a new song and here's the instructions
Keep it upbeat with a lot of Bpms
No park and bark so you better move your stems
You're here to have fun and maybe get messy
Don't touch our wigs or bitch we'll get testy
Do not hate, don't discriminate
Do Not Ashley Or Mary Kate

American Apparel is all gone
So we wrote this brand new song
Please don't bore us, get to the chorus
Please don't bore us, get to the chorus
Please don't bore us, get to the chorus
AAh

AA, and now we walk this way
AA, back to the front, to the side, to the hey
AA, from Sydney to La
AA, we're out of things to say
AA

Hey, hey, hey you wanna meet the triple A's
What does triple A stand for anyway?
A is for Alaska
Can't you talk any faster?
The next A is for Act
Representing Aussie and that's a fact
Willam is an A with no extra I
Wanna see what's going on between these thighs?

Started a band with our best gal pals
We take Venmo, cash, or Paypal
Asia, Africa, Usa
Turn it up and say AA
Please don't bore us, get to the chorus
Please don't bore us, get to the chorus
Please don't bore us, get to the chorus
AAh

AA, and now we walk this way
AA, back to the front, to the side, to the hey
AA, from Sydney to La
AA, we're out of things to say
AA

Double D, triple A, batteries charged
We don't wear wigs with a front that's hard
Back, front, back, my lace front
Shenanigans, shows, and stunts
Willam likes bangs
Alaska got buns
Courtney's got them all
But only wears one
The triple A girls that's what we're called
Come To The Party And We'Ll Snatch You Bald

We don't just sing songs in gay bars
We also fix automotive cars
Please don't bore us, get to the chorus
Please don't bore us, get to the chorus
Please don't bore us, get to the chorus
AAh

AA, and now we walk this way
AA, back to the front, to the side, to the hey
AA, from Sydney to La
AA, we're out of things to say
AA

AA
Ymc fucking A (Woo!)
AA
Does this place have valet? (Beep beep)
AA
Girl is that wig ombré? (It's a Vanity in blueberry tart)
AA
Let me get that flyaway (Ow!)
AA
Which one's the Beyoncé? (Me! Does that make me Latavia?)
AA
Trinity K Bonet (No way! Where?)
AA
Please stay on the line for a brief survey
AA
Nomi, do a piqué! (You call that a piqué turn?)
AA
No brunch on matinée
AA
You Are A Gay Cliché

the aaa girls - christmas sweater

It's christmas
Geez, christmas is terrible

I'm never, ever, ever, gonna get it together
Dad don't give a shit
And my sisters say whatever
All good, I'm cool
My mom threw the thief in the inground pool
Somebody something cause I'm underage drinking
It's easy sneaking liquor when they're cooking in the kitchen
Woke up, tree sap
Got the garbage can lid for a ghetto sleigh ride

And this could be
(Gingerbread tastes like jäger)
The worst christmas ever
(Bitch you don't know a sled)

Everything is better in my ugly christmas sweater
Don't care what santa brings won't send him a letter
Make a list and check it twice, it won't make it better
Everything is better in my ugly christmas sweater

My entire family's on the morning flight to paris
Night before they punished me and sent me to the attic
(Go to your room!)
Woke up, rolled out
Mum forgot about me on the plane and freaked out
(Courtney!)
Two guys tried to break into my house but I was smarter
Set a bunch of traps, set a guy on fire
Yeah I, nearly died
Mum had to ask john candy for a ride

Wait a second, that sounds really familiar
No, no, thats my family christmas, thats what happened
Do they even have christmas in australia?
No

Everything is better in my ugly christmas sweater
Don't care what santa brings won't send him a letter
Make a list and check it twice, it won't make it better
Everything is better in my ugly christmas sweater

So, there is this one year
And it was christmas
And my brother got karate patches
And I really wanted to get karate patches
So I thought I was gonna get karate patches
And then I didn't get karate patches

Everything is better in mt ugly christmas sweater
Don't care what santa brings won't send him a letter

Everything is better in my ugly christmas sweater
Don't care what santa brings won't send him a letter
Make a list and check it twice, it won't make it better
Everything is better in my ugly christmas sweater

Okay Courtney here's the part where you sing like mariah carey, go, go
No I'm not doing it this year everybody made fun of me last year, you do it
Fine I'll do it okay, ready

Why didn't you tell me you could sing like that?

Happy birthday, hanukkah!

the aaa girls - dear uber driver

Dear Uber driver
Here's a few things you need to know if
You wanna take this full time woman for a ride

Hurry don't be late
Meet me at the gate
Try not to hit a bunch of speed bumps
While I beat my face
I'm gonna need my light
My brows are even right?
(No)
Why you watchin' me?
Oi! Eyes on the street
Now don't avert your eyes
I'm 'bout to shave my thighs
And if this tuck gets any looser
You'll see a surprise
Don't play it by the book
Go on it's fine to look
Like what you see?
That's fine have a peek

You gotta know first of all I ain't no lady
Matter fact, I'm fucking crazy
Bitch you better make that light
Go! Go! What the fuck

Dear Uber driver
Here's a few things you need to know if
You wanna take this gorgeous lady for a ride
(Um, shouldn't we be taking Lyft?)
Dear Uber driver
Lookin' at me, don't you be so nervous
Bet you never saw a pair of air bags look so fine
(I'm too pretty to die, ahh!)

After the show tonight
I'll be drunk and high
So while I'm sober take the address of this Grindr guy
Wait while I get him off
You know that's never long
By the way your seats
Need Tide and Febreze

I already know I'm a queen I ain't no lady
Don't be saying nothing shady
I will read your whole damn life
Listen here you dog ass mole

Dear Uber Driver
Here's a few things you need to know if
You wanna take this pretty young thing for a ride
(This isn't a pool get out of my car)
Dear Uber driver
Don't you know you that objects in the mirror
Might be looking bigger than they do when they're inside
(Oh, it's an 8. 5 surge)

We'll be stopping at the red light up ahead
Flash your junk for me and you might get fellatio
I'm not too good to try
Blowing a taxi guy
I'm just a chick
If you don't mind a dick

You got to know first of all I ain't no lady
But I'm fresher than a daisy
Wait I wanna flash that guy
(Hey, hey! Look at these)

Dear Uber driver
Here's a few things you need to know if
You want a business from a special [?]
Dear Uber driver
If you wanna get that five star rating
Get me to the gig
And make sure I arrive alive
(Click it or ticket)

Uber driver
Now you can zip your fly

the aaa girls - heather

OOh, aah
OOh, aah
Heather

They wasn't thinking
when they let you sashay off the show
If they was judging right they never would've let you go
They didn't know talent
they was trippin', Kool-Aid sippin'
They was listenin' to Michelle
And all the fandom had to suffer here without your looks
No henny this, no henny that was so unwatchable
But they didn't crown you
So they didn't crown me
Girl, they'll crown anything
I never felt
The feelings I've been feeling every
since they made that choice
How dare they tell you that your red outfit
was not couture
Oh what I wouldn't give to have you back for season 9
Not fair

'Cause Stacy
(The fuck is Heather?)
When you left I lost some good Tv
(Still mad)
I'm still mad 'bout season 3
(Come back, come back)
Come back henny please
(Come back, come back)
'Cause who the fuck is Heather?
Who else gon' shake it shake it oh yeah yeah non stop?
Who else gon' eat the meat to the bone
and still look cunt?
Who-o gon' rep the Backswamp, North Carolina?
Oh henny henny, who the fuck is Heather?

I can't sleep at night, henny's all in my mind
Manila's on the radio
Singing to me, "Hot couture oh oh oh oh oh oh"
Wait a minute this is too cheap (too cheap)
I gotta change the station

So I go online scrolling Raja's page
Seeing Delta still serving face
I'm watching clips of you, and your glorious rack
No shade to Carmen Carrera
bring them big boobies back

I'm downin' fistfuls of my M&Ms
Throwin' shade, cryin'
Tryin' to figure out what they sent you home for
Got a red velvet from the store
Saying, "oh why, oh why? "
I lay your picture by my bedside, Stacy!

(The fuck is Heather?)
When you left I lost some good Tv
(Still mad)
Gave me life on season 3
(Come back, come back)
Come back henny please
(Come back, come back)
'Cause who the fuck is Heather?
Who else gon' shake it shake it oh yeah yeah non stop?
Who else gon' eat the meat to the bone
and still look cunt?
Who-o gon' rep the Backswamp, North Carolina?
Oh henny henny, who the fuck is Heather, Stacy?

(The fuck is Heather?)
When I left you fucked up season 3
(Still mad)
Need me back on your Tv
(Come back, come back)
Come back henny please
(Come back, come back)
'Cause who the fuck is Heather?
I'ma shake it shake it oh yeah yeah non stop
I'ma eat the meat to the bone and still look cunt
Tyra was ok but my Mo'Nique was better
Oh henny henny, who the fuck is Heather?

the aaa girls - meet amp greet

It's time for the meet and greet
Meet and greet
It's time for the meet and greet
Meet and greet
Proceed to the meet and greet

Alright everyone, it's that time
Places!
Wristbands clearly visible, please
Ids out
Darling, are you the Deluxe Elite
meet and greet package?
Oh Gold, okay back of the line, thank you
Security!
Oh yeah, not my hair, grab my ass, thanks
Ow
I agree, Katya was robbed
Grand larceny
Scout
Oh, I love that blouse!
He's a feminine top
Oh, no drinks for me, thank you
I only drink Pepsicola during the meet and greet
I'll drink it!
Oh, why does this taste like spray paint?
I feel sleepy

You look stunning
Thanks for coming
You look stunning
Thanks for coming
You look stunning
Thanks for coming
You look stunning
Thanks for coming
Thank you
Thank you
Thank you
Thank you
Thank you
Thank you
Thank you
Thank you
Thank
Thank
Thank
Thank
Meet And Greet

Meet and greet
It's time for the meet and greet
Meet and greet
Proceed to the meet and greet

Meet me
Greet me
Chew me up and eat me
Meat me
Greet me
Meet me
Meet and greet
Meet me
Greet me
You cannot deplete me
Meet me
Greet me
Meet me
Meet and greet

Flashes on
Auto is not on
Auto Is A Lie
Uh, if the photo is for your daughter, sir
Could you please take your hand off my ass? Thanks
Yeah sure, I'll make a Snapchat
for your stillborn sister who couldn't come to the gig
hahahaha
Wait, why does it look like the line is getting longer?
Security!
I'm sorry we only have time for one photo
One and done
This is a meet and greet, not glamour shots!
Somebody smells like pot
Is that shirt from Redbubble?
What's the legal age of consent in Idaho?

You look stunning
Thanks for coming
You look stunning
Thanks for coming
You look stunning
Thanks for coming
You look stunning
Thanks for coming
Thank you
Thank you
Thank you
Thank you
Thank you
Thank you
Thank you
Thank you
Thank
Thank
Thank
Thank
Meet And Greet

Meet and greet
It's time for the meet and greet
Meet and greet
Proceed to the meet and greet

Meet me
Greet me
Chew me up and eat me
Meat me
Greet me
Meet me
Meet and greet
Ritzy, Glitzy
Fuckin' off my mitzy
Meet me
Greet me
Meet me
Meet and greet

I'm sorry I can't sign your body
It fucks up my Sharpies with all that oil
Has anyone seen my left shoe?
I'm looking for a size 14 Louboutin (Meet And Greet)
Ok, it's a pleaser
Give her ha pump (Meet And Greet)
A dingo ate my selfie! (It'S Time For The Meet And Greet)
Security!
We need some dykes (Meet And Greet)
Sure I'll sign your picture
Oh, that's Farrah Moan
That's Derrick Berry!
Yes, I am sure I do not impersonate Britney Spears!
Where's the exit, please?
Someone call the Fire Marshall (Meet And Greet)

the aaa girls - pride or die

The sun is burning
You know it got us feeling so hot (hot hot hot)
The water's rising
But we just can't get, just can't get
Just can't get enough

We're not going down without a fight
Girl, not on tonight
It feels so right (hey hey hey)

Pride or die, pride or die (hey hey hey)
Pride or die, pride or die today
That's the only way to survive
(Ooh, ooh, ooh, hey, hey, hey, ooh, ooh, ooh)

Respect, pride, dignity
I give it to myself so you'll give it to me
It doesn't matter what they say
Cause We'Re Here, We'Re Queer
We Ain'T Going Away

We're not going down without a fight
Girl, not on tonight
It feels so right (hey hey hey)

Pride or die, pride or die (hey hey hey)
Pride or die, pride or die today
That's the only way to survive

In the early morning hours of June 28th, 1969, the Stonewall Inn, Manhattan was raided by police. Bricks were thrown, blood was shed and a movement was born. A sisterhood, a brotherhood, forever bound together as one in the fight for visibility, equality, and justice for all

Pride or die, pride or die (hey hey hey)
Pride or die, pride or die today
Girl you better pride or die
Pride or die, pride or die (hey hey hey)
Pride or die, pride or die today
That's the only way to survive

the aaa girls - the shade of it all

Once there was a time
I thought that I
Never would be without you
Now I look around and find
I'm on my own
And I can't stop thinking about you
Or to be on the bottom, once you've been on the top?
Had a good thing going
Didn't want it to stop
Oh why?
It's a lonely christmas morning
Now I'm out in the rain
And I can't find the sun
My summer vacation has turned into fall
The shade of it all

Now I'm so far away
(where'd ya go, where'd you go)
Without a home
(she's homeless)
Like a moon without a sun
(where's the sun, where's the sun)
Looking for a friendly face
I see so many
(1, 2, 3, 4, 5, 7, 8, 9, 10)
They only just remind me of one (one)

Now I'm trying to swim while I'm watching you fly
Feeling so low, so I try to stay high to fight
away all this hurting
And I try to look strong (strong), but I'm feeling so weak
I try to act big (so big), but you know that I'm small (so big)
The Shade of it all

Why's it gotta be like this
I can't be the only one on earth to feel like this
Look around and I see I've got the strength inside me
And it's been there
(it's been there)
Yeah, it's been there
(it's right there)
All along
Along!
(aloong)

Now I've got a brighter day
It's not the end
(it's not the end)
No, it seems the story's just begun
We've gotta fight away the shade
Let's start today
And we all can shine on as one

So let's take all the hate, and replace it with love
Take a journey below, so we can get up above
And the world can start rejoicing

You're the beacon of light
And you'll shine through the dark
We can light up the world
All it takes is a spark
That's all
We can light up the shade of it all

Du- du- du- du
Du- du- du- du
Du- du- du- du
lalalaalalal woh

Du- du- du- du
Du- du- du- du
Du- du- du- du
lalalaalalal woh
(so shady, so shady, so shady)

Du- du- du- du
Du- du- du- du
Du- du- du- du
lalalaalalal woh
(so shady, so shady, so shady)

Du- du- du- du
Du- du- du- du
Du- du- du- du
lalalaalalal woh
(so shady, so shady, so shady)

Shade of it all
(so shady, so shady, so shady)

We can light up the shade of it all

the aaa girls - tuck tape

They always want me to explain
How'd you tuck, girl?
Drag queens do it, some trans the same
We're all tuckers!

Gender's a mystery
My dick is history!

With tuck tape!
OOh
Hide your dick and stuff your balls with
Tuck tape!
OOh
From sack to crack, snatch back that cat with
Tuck tape!

It takes a master to create a
True beef curtains
Triple A tuck tape never fails
That's for certain

These bulgy messes
Succeed in dresses!

With tuck tape!
OOh
Hide your dick and stuff your balls with
Tuck tape!
OOh
Scrotal skin is real damn thin so
Duct tape!
OOh no!

G-G-G-Gender
She sure tried it!
That bubble gum
You can't deny it
What To Do Just Grab Onto Some
Tuck Tape! (OOh)

Tuck tape!
OOh
Hide your dick and stuff your balls with
Tuck tape!
OOh
Grey duct tape is so damn late, wear
Tuck tape!

D-D-D-Danger
Watch behind you
Your tuck is loose and
We can see your balls now, Mary
What To Do Just Grab Onto Some

Tuck tape!
OOh
Can S-V-U report [?]
Tuck tape!
OOh
Your monster mash looks like a gash with
Tuck tape!
OOh
Your Vpl can go to hell with
Tuck tape!
OOh

Not Ace of Base on cassette tape
I'm talkin' 'bout tape that you use to hide your genitals!
Okay I think I've got it!
Pull this stunt on your boy front
And Donald Trump will grab your
Courtney!
That residue comes off with lube or glue gone
Actually, you know, I prefer using organic cold-pressed
fair trade, sustainable, gluten-free
Kösher, non-Gmo, vegan, Halal, locally sourced coconut
oil. I mean coconut oil is just amazing
there's nothing you can't do with it, I cook with it
I pull with it, I lube up my body with it
if you're in a committed, loving, safe relationship
you can also use it as a
Tuck tape

the aaa girls - when the water runs clear

OOh yeah yeah yeah
OOh yeah

I'll be ready for you
The next time that we meet
I crave a touch of your hand
And your kiss is so sweet
If my love were a ship on the ocean
I'd send a whole fleet
I will do what I need to do
To make this night complete

I'll be here with my ear to the floor
Like I've been before
Waiting for you to come inside my door
I'll be here
'Til the water runs clear
OOh
Bam bam bam bam
'Til the water runs clear
OOh
Bam bam bam bam

I'm filled with feelings for you
That I just cannot hide
(Just cannot hide them)
I know what needs to be done
For our worlds to collide
(Collide, collide)
And after time and again
But still it won't subside
I feel the rush of the wave
But I just can't keep it all inside

I'll be here with my ear to the floor
Like I've been before
Waiting for you to come inside my door
I'll be here
'Til the water runs clear
OOh
Bam bam bam bam
'Til the water runs clear
OOh
Bam bam bam bam

I Feel It Coming
I just can't hold it inside
I'm letting it go tonight
I'll be here
With my ear to the floor
(OOh)
Just like I've been before
(OOh yeah)

I'll be here with my ear to the floor
Like I've been before
Waiting for you to come inside my door
I know just what it takes
And I'm raising the stakes
I won't tell you the way
That it churns and it aches
I'll be here
I'll be here
'Til the water runs clear
Yeah yeah yeah
'Til the water runs clear
Yeah
'Til the water runs clear

the aaa girls - american apparel ad girls

I like it when you don't touch my hair
I prefer it if you don't touch my hair

Chapstick and mascara

Dawson's 50 load weekend
Anus

Laser hair removal
Willam... perhaps?

We know it when you're creeping
You know that D is there
So, please, feel free to like us
And buy these tops we wear
These ill shirts

Oh my god, I'm on that t-shirt

They're good shirts

Fag swag

They're good shirts

This merchandise is for sale

Sickening

Bisexual uber-drivers

Tell me about it

My voice

Lupita N'yongo

Delicious

The Courtney Act patented lubing technique

You play the saxophone?
I thought you said you said you were good at sex

Alaska... 5000

Capezio pantyhose without any runs (no runs)
Feeling my oats when I'm out with Gia Gunn
Queens with old school names like Nicole Paige Brooks
And having Mathu Anderson beating your face
Being tucked continuously for a month
Or being one of the American Apparel Ad Girls

Being one of the American Apparel Ad Girls... know what I mean?

I like Britney Spears circa 2007

Oh, I love it when it smells like your mom washes your clothes

I like Ariana Grande so much I wanna order an Ariana Venti

I like turtles

What?

I like people who are pretty in their own unique way, so... no

I like your pussy

I like happy cow

I like it when you drink an espresso and you have to poop immediately

I like turtles

We know it when you're creeping
You know that D is there
So, please, feel free to like us
And buy these tops we wear
These ill shirts

I like when you don't touch my hair
c
They're good shirts

I like when you don't touch my hair
No, I'm serious

They're good shirts

I prefer it if you don't touch my hair

Sickening

Please, stay the fuck away from my hair

We know it when you're creeping
You know that D is there
So, please, feel free to like us
And buy these tops we wear
These ill shirts
They're good shirts

They're good shirt, baby

They're good shirts

Sickening

That's all

the aaa girls - dear santa bring me a man

Ooh, yeah
Come on, santa
Won't you bring me a man?

It's gettin' late
So send him here
I don't think I can make
It through another year
Come on santa come through
Oh a usual place (so usual)
A strong embrace (hmm)
A pillow and a blanket
By the fireplace (is that plain retarded?)
Dim the lights down low

Oh bring me a man
Bring me a man
I need a man
Please santa (please santa)
Bring me a man
I need a man keeping me warm

The fire's out (the fire's out)
The chimney's clean (the chimney's clean)
No fishnets stocking hanging but it don't mean a thing
Place him under my tree (place him under my tree)
And let it snow
This christmas (merry christmas)
And let it snow
This christmas (it's cold) (merry christmas)
Oh bring me a man

Bring me a man
I need a man
Please santa (please santa)
Bring me a man
I need a man keeping me warm (keeping me warm)
Bring me a man
I need a man
Please santa (please santa)
Bring me a man
I need a man keeping me warm (keeping me warm)

I've been a good girl all year long
I've done my best right or wrong
Come on santa won't you please
Look at me I'm on my knees
Oh bring me a man

Come on, come on, come on (come on santa claus)
Come on, come on, come on (come on raindeers)
Come on, come on, come on
(Come on flying through the sky delivering
Presents to all the good boys and girls
Around the world in one night, okurr?)
Let it snow... let it snow
Let it snow
Let it snow
Let it snow

Bring me a man
I need a man
Please santa (please santa)
Bring me a man
I need a man keeping me warm (keeping me warm)
Bring me a man
I need a man
Please santa (please santa, santa, santa, santa)
Bring me a man
I need a man keeping me warm (keeping me warm)
Bring me a man!
(Imma suck all these santas)

the aaa girls - meet greet

It s time for the meet and greet
Meet and greet
It s time for the meet and greet
Meet and greet
Proceed to the meet and greet

Alright everyone, it s that time
Places!
Wristbands clearly visible, please
Ids out
Darling, are you the Deluxe Elite
meet and greet package?
Oh Gold, okay back of the line, thank you
Security!
Oh yeah, not my hair, grab my ass, thanks
Ow
I agree, Katya was robbed
Grand larceny
Scout
Oh, I love that blouse!
He s a feminine top
Oh, no drinks for me, thank you
I only drink Pepsicola during the meet and greet
I ll drink it!
Oh, why does this taste like spray paint?
I feel sleepy

You look stunning
Thanks for coming
You look stunning
Thanks for coming
You look stunning
Thanks for coming
You look stunning
Thanks for coming
Thank you
Thank you
Thank you
Thank you
Thank you
Thank you
Thank you
Thank you
Thank
Thank
Thank
Thank
Meet And Greet

Meet and greet
It s time for the meet and greet
Meet and greet
Proceed to the meet and greet

Meet me
Greet me
Chew me up and eat me
Meat me
Greet me
Meet me
Meet and greet
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You cannot deplete me
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Greet me
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Flashes on
Auto is not on
Auto Is A Lie
Uh, if the photo is for your daughter, sir
Could you please take your hand off my ass? Thanks
Yeah sure, I ll make a Snapchat
for your stillborn sister who couldn t come to the gig
hahahaha
Wait, why does it look like the line is getting longer?
Security!
I m sorry we only have time for one photo
One and done
This is a meet and greet, not glamour shots!
Somebody smells like pot
Is that shirt from Redbubble?
What s the legal age of consent in Idaho?

You look stunning
Thanks for coming
You look stunning
Thanks for coming
You look stunning
Thanks for coming
You look stunning
Thanks for coming
Thank you
Thank you
Thank you
Thank you
Thank you
Thank you
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Thank you
Thank
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Thank
Meet And Greet

Meet and greet
It s time for the meet and greet
Meet and greet
Proceed to the meet and greet

Meet me
Greet me
Chew me up and eat me
Meat me
Greet me
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Ritzy, Glitzy
Fuckin off my mitzy
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Greet me
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I m sorry I can t sign your body
It fucks up my Sharpies with all that oil
Has anyone seen my left shoe?
I m looking for a size 14 Louboutin (Meet And Greet)
Ok, it s a pleaser
Give her ha pump (Meet And Greet)
A dingo ate my selfie! (It S Time For The Meet And Greet)
Security!
We need some dykes (Meet And Greet)
Sure I ll sign your picture
Oh, that s Farrah Moan
That s Derrick Berry!
Yes, I am sure I do not impersonate Britney Spears!
Where s the exit, please?
Someone call the Fire Marshall (Meet And Greet)

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