MELHORES MÚSICAS / MAIS TOCADAS
tenacious d - beelzeboss
Beelzeboss:
I am complete!
Tenacious d:
(both) fuuuck
Beelzeboss:
Yes, you are fucked,
Shit out of luck!
Now i'm complete and my cock you will suck!
This world will be mine,
And your first in line!
You brought me the pick and now you shall both die!
Tenacious d:
(jb) waaait waaait waaait you motherfucker
We challenge you to a rock off,
(both) give us one chance to rock your socks off
Beelzeboss:
Fuck! fuck!
Fuuuck, the demon code prevents me
From declining a rock off challenge!
What are your terms?
What's the caatch?
Tenacious d:
(jb) if we win,
You must take your sorry ass back to hell
And also you will have to pay our rent
Beelzeboss:
And what if i win?
Tenacious d:
(jb) then you can take kage back to hell..
(kg) what!?
(jb) trust me kage it's the only way
(kg) what the fuck are you talkin about?
(jb) to be your little bitch
Beelzeboss:
Fine!
Let the rock off begin hahaha!
I'm the devil,
I love metal!
Check this riff,
It's fuckin' tasty!
I'm the devil i can do what i want
Whatever i've got i'm gonna flaunt!
There's never been a rock off that i've ever lost!
I can't wait to take kage back to hell
I'm gonna fill him with my hot demon gel!
I'll make him squeal like the scarlet pimpernel!!
Tenacious d:
(jb) noooo! c'mon kage, let's fight him music with our music.
(kg) there's just no way that we can win, that was a masterpiece
(jb) listen to me-
(kg) he rocks to hard because he's not a mortal man
(jb) god dammit kage,
He gonna make you his sex slave,
Your gonna gargle mayonnaise
(kg) noo
(jb)Unless we bust a massive monster mama jam
(kg) dude,
We've been through so much shit
(jb) de-activated lasers with my dick
(both) now it's time to blow this fucker down
(jb) c'mon kage now it's time to blow doors down
(kg) i hear you jables now it's time to blow doors down
(jb) light up the stage cuz its time for a showdown
(kg) we'll bend you over then we'll take ya to brown town
(both) now we've got to blow this fucker down
(kg) he's gonna rape me if we do not blow doors down
(jb) c'mon kage cuz it's time to blow doors down
(kg) ooooooh and who'll piledrive ya, it's time for the black out
(jb) hey antichrist ah, beelzeboss,
We know your weakness, ah rockin socks!
We rock the casbah, and blow your mind
We will defeat you, for all mankind
You hold the sceptor,
We hold the key
You are the devil,
We are the D
(both) we are the D (x16)
Beelzeboss:
You guys are fuckin lame! come on kage, you're comin with me
Taste my lightning suckers!
Tenacious d:
(jb) noooo!
Beelzeboss:
Ow, fuck!
My fuckin horn!
Ohh no
Tenacious d:
(jb) from whence you came you shall remain,
Until you are complete again
Beelzeboss:
Nooooo!
Fuck you kage and fuck you jables
I'll get you tenacious d!!
tenacious d - kickapoo
..::Jack Black (Narrator)::..
A long ass fuckin' time ago,
In a town called Kickapoo,
There lived a humble family
Religious through and through.
But yay there was a black sheep
And he knew just what to do.
His name was young J.B. and he refused to step in-line.
A vision he did see-eth
Fuckin' rockin' all the time.
He wrote a tasty jam and all the planets did align.
..::Jack Black (Son)::..
Oh the dragons balls were blazin' as I stepped into his cave,
Then I sliced his fuckin' cockles,
With a long and shiney blade!
was I who fucked the dragon,
Fuckalize sing-fuckaloo!
And if you try to fuck with me,
Then I shall fuck you too!
Gotta get it on in the party zone!
I gots to shoot a load in the party zone!
Gotta lick a toad in the party zone!
Gotta suck a chode in the party zone!
[Crying]
..::Meat Loaf (Father)::..
You've disobeyed my orders, son,
Why were you ever born?.
Your brother's ten times better than you,
Jesus loves him more.
This music that you play for us comes from the depths of hell.
Rock and roll's The Devil's work, he wants you to rebel.
You'll become a mindless puppet;
Beelzebub will pull the strings!
Your heart will lose direction,
And chaos it will bring.
You'd better shut your mouth,
Better watch your tone!
You're grounded for a week with no telephone!
Don't let me hear you cry,
Don't let me hear you moan!
You gotta praise The Lord when you're in my home!
..::Jack Black (Son)::..
Dio can you hear me?
I am lost and so alone.
I'm askin' for your guidance.
Won't you come down from your throne?
I need a tight compadre who will teach me how to rock.
My father thinks you're evil,
But man, he can suck a cock.
Rock is not The Devil's work,
It's magical and rad.
I'll never rock as long as I am stuck here with my dad.
..::Ronnie James Dio (Dio poster)::..
I hear you brave young Jaybles,
You are hungry for the rock.
But to learn the ancient method,
Sacred doors you must unlock.
Escape your father's clutches,
And this oppressive neighborhood.
On a journey you must go,
To find the land of Hollywood!
In The City of Fallen Angels,
Where the ocean meets the sand,
You will form a strong alliance,
And the world's most awesome band.
To find your fame and fortune,
Through the valley you must walk.
You will face your inner demons.
Now go my son and roooooock!
..::Jack Black (Narrator)::..
So he went from fuckin' Kickapoo with hunger in his heart;
And he journeyed far and wide to find the secrets of his art;
But in the end he knew that he would find his counterpart.
Rock. Ro-o-o-o-ock. Ro-o-o-o-o-o-o-o-o-o-o-o-ock.
tenacious d - master exploder
Augh! AHGH! UUAAHHHGG!!
I do not need
- He does not need
A microphone
- A microphone
My voice is fucking
- Fucking
POWERFUL!
AAAIAIA!! AUGH!!!
AA-AAAAAA!!!
Sorry!
I did not mean
- He did not mead
To blow your mind
- To bloy your mind
But that shit happen to me
All the time
Come on, take a look
- Take a look
Tell me what do you see?
- What you see?
We've got the Pick, of Destiny!
Aaaahh
AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAHHH
YEAH!
tenacious d - o metal
Você não pode matar o metal
O metal vai sobreviver
Punk-Rock tentou matar o metal
Mas eles falharam, e foram atirados ao chão
New-wave tentou matar o metal
Mas eles falharam, e foram atirados ao chão
Grunge tentou matar o metal Ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha
Eles falharam, e foram atirados ao chão
(Argh... yea!) x2
Canto
Ninguém pode destruir o metal
O metal vai te derrubar com seu ataque
Nós somos vanquished dos inimigos do metal
Tentamos vencer para justificar porque não sabemos
New-wave tentou destruir o metal, mas o metal teve
seu caminho
Grunge então tentou destronar o metal, mas o metal estava no caminho
Punk-rock tentou destruir o metal, mas o metal era
muito forte
Techno tentou profanar o metal, mas o techno foi
provado errado
Yea!
Metal!
Ele vem do inferno!
tenacious d - roadie
Well it's 3pm, time Explainto lock the gate
Gotta get it on the stage
My muscles flex, my fuckin' sweat will save the day
When I check the mic, I fuckin' check the mic
I fuckin' checka-checka one, two, three
I plug it in, I make a sound as good as can be
Cause the rockers rock, but the roadies roll
Gotta take mic because I take control
Gotta get that shit up on that fuckin' stage
Because the roadie knows what the roadie knows
And the roadie knows that he wears black clothes
And he hides off in the shadows off the stage
Because the roadie
Looks a thousand miles with his eyes
And when the crowd roars
Brings a tear drop to the roadie's eyes
Tears are cried
Because he brought you the show
But you will never know
He's changing the strings
While hiding in the wings
No matter how hard, the show must go on
Then a beautiful girl come to me
She say, "Hey can I sucka your dick?"
I say, "Yays, I am in love"
Then she quickly say, "I sucked your dick
Now give me that backstage pass
I do not want you roadie, I want Kg's chode"
I'm standing at the threshold of your dreams
Without me there'd be no sound from those amps
Without me there'd be no lights on the stage
But you don't applaud for me
No, I am the roadie!
Lonesome warrior searching for the soul
No, I am the roadie!
I make the rock go!
Roadie, roadie, roadie!
tenacious d - sex song
That's the first thing I say to you, How's it goin`?
Are you flowin`? Listen honey, thinkin` bout a couple things to say to you. Showin`, growin`.
And I'd like to place my hands upon your fuckin` sexy ass and squeeze, and squeeze.
Take off your blouse and your underpants, then take a look, cause here me and KG come naked, out of the side hatch. Pretty oils and perfume, and insense.
Now you're groovin, put on a cool '70s groove, a funky groove to fuck you, the funky groove that fucks you.
You guessed it, me, me and KG.
It's all about sex supreme, we likes to cream jeans.
Have you ever been worked on, by two guys who are hot for your snatch?
That's what I'm offerin` you.
You step into our room, and then you smell the perfumes. You lay upon our roundish bed, and then you feel a tickling on your head. It's KG with a feather, the French tickler, look out baby he's got the tools.
And then you feel somethin` down by your feet, it's me, it's JB, I'm suckin` on your toes. We don't mind suckin` on toes. Good luck finding a boyfriend who sucks toes. Havin` sex with me and KG, now you're talkin` double-team, supreme.
tenacious d - 39
She's 39, but she still looks young
Not very young, but a lot of fun
She's my 39 lady in the sun
49 and I'm feelin' fine
In the sun that's a lot of fun
Drinkin' mai tais, kickin' back with my flip-flops on
I'm wearin' socks and my toe is tight
I think about her every damn night
39 year-old lady, she looks pretty good to me
I'm 49, drinkin' white wine
Not goin' out with no 19 year-old chickities no more
From now on I got my 39 year-old whore
Oh!
Don't you call her a whore
I'll fuckin' tear your esophagus out
She's sweet and she's getting old
And she's mine, to have and to hold
She needs a dentist appointment quick
I pay for it and she sucka my dick
When we text each other, I fiddle with my anus
I stick the finger in it!
Then I fuckin' didariddly doo
And I fuckin' gots to spew
Upon my belly, dripped upon my shoe
Get me a tissue
Chardonnay in the setting sun
She's 39, but she's number one
Get the apartment just right, she's comin' over tonight
I like it cause I don't feel scared
She's 39, I'm in my underwear
Here she comes, comin' down the hallway
She's knockin' on my door!
I open the door
There she is, not too bad, good enough
39 year-old lady, young enough for me
Boobies droopin', but she's good enough for me
Trimmed her pussy hairs, good enough for me
Mature woman, she's my lady
Uh huh, uh huh, ooh yeah
She ain't gonna be fuckin' around with no other guys
Nanananah-nah, she's mine, she's my special lady
Special lady
We can see a fuckin' movie
And agree it's a total piece of shit
Comfortable shoes, never lose
We can fuckin' talk about some things
She don't need no diamond rings
She don't need no diamond rings.
tenacious d - 5 needs
First you need the planet
Earth beneath your feet
You couldn't live an instant without that
Then you need the air
Oxygen to breathe
You couldn't live five minutes without that
Then you need the water
The icy cold water
Now, You need some love (love)
You need some love (love)
We only wanted to rock your world
(only wanted to rock your world ??)
The fifth need is to rock your world
(don't forget about the fifth need)
It comes before food!
Aaaahh, ooooweeooo-hooo, aaaah
tenacious d - jack black let s get it on
I've been really tryin' baby
Trying to hold on to this feeling for so long
And if you feel like i feel, sugar
Come on AARRGGHH Come on Woohoo
Let's get it on
Ohh baby
Let's get it on
Let's love sugar
Let's get it on, Sugar
Let's get it on
wooohooo
We are all sensitive people
With so much to give
Understand it sugar
Suits we got to be
Let's live
I love you
And there's nothing wrong with me loving you
baby nah nah nah
And giving yourself to me can never be wrong
If the love is true
oh baby
Don't you know
How sweet and wonderful life can be
Aaah
I'm asking you baby to get it on with me
Ohh Baby
I ain't gonna worry
I ain't gonna push
I'm not pushin' baby
Just
Come on come on
Come on come on
Come on baaabybyby
Stop beating around the bush
Let's get it on
Let's get it on
You know what i'm talking about
Come on baby
Hey hey
Let your love come Out
If you believe in love
Let's get it on, This minute
Let's get it on
HeeeEEeee
Let's get it on
Hey hey eeey
Come on come on
Come on Come on
Come on darlin
Stop beating around the bush
Got to get it on
I'm threatening you
I gotta get it over
You dont have to worry that its wrong
If the spririt moves you
Let me groove you
Oh
Let your love come Out
Oh
I get it on
Heey hey
Do you know i mean you
Do you know i mean you
Do you give it good feelings
So good
Some like a summertime
tenacious d - wonderboy
High above the mucky-muck
Castle made of clouds,
There sits Wonderboy
Sitting oh-so-proudly
Nothing much to say
When you're high above the mucky-muck
YEAH!!!
*CHORUS*
Wonderboy
What is the secret of your powers?
Wonderboy
Won't you take me far away from the mucky-muck, now?
Now it's time for me to tell you about Young Nastyman
Arch-rival and nemesis of Wonderboy
With powers comparable to Wonderboy!
What powers you ask?
I dunno how about the power of flight?
That do anything for you?
It's levitation, homes
Or how about the power to kill a yak...
From 200 yards away...with mind bullets!
That?s telekinesis, Kyle
How about the power, to move you?
History of Wonderboy and Young Nastyman
Rigga Googoo, Rigga Googooga
A secret to be told
A gold chest to be bold
And blasting forth with three-part harmony
GO!!!
*Chorus*
Well Wonderboy and Young Nastyman joined forces
And they formed a band
The likes of which have never been seen!
And they call themselves Tenacious D
That's right, ME and KG! (That's me!)
Well, aaah, Tenacious D!
Come fly with me!
FLY!!!
*Chorus*
Take my hand Young Nastyman! We'll fly!
Bring out your broadsword, there's the hydra
Slice it's throat!!! Grab it?s scrot
You take the high road, I'll take the low
There, the crevasse, fill it, with your mighty dues.
tenacious d - baby
I can't get to sleep tonight
No matter how hard I try
Cause it's cold and it's dark
And the wind is a whistlin'
And I can't seem to put out the light
Momma's been searching for baby
But baby been tryin' to get home
Cause it's cold and it's dark
And the moon cannot light the way
And Daddy's gone - (bye bye)
I'm just a babyyyyy
(crying)
tenacious d - break in city
JB:
The mission is clear,
i'm going over there
I'm going to do the mission
I flip around the corner,
flat as a pancake
And then i- aww noo! A camera
Stay back here,
devise a plan
Dive into the bushes
(Chorus)
Against all odds
Infiltrate,
storm the gates!
storm the gates!
Ninja style,
samuri (Storm the gates!)
Metal pole,
climb that shit (Storm the gates)
Climb into that mother-fucker
Now i'm climbin up,
up on the roof
I got cat-like reflexes
(Chorus)
Against all odds
Infiltrate,
oh! storm the gates!
Two air-vents on the roof,
thats what the guy was talkin a- Shit!
(Chorus)
Electric Eye
Infiltrate,
storm the gates!
storm the gates!
storm the gates!
tenacious d - car chase city
Car chase city, that's the name of the game.
It was all proven, it was totally lame.
KG really fuckin' blew us a mess.
Now we're fuckin' headed for a total KAPOW.
Car chase city rollin' with my bud.
Not that it wasn't, but it totally was.
Car chase city, no more rough on the map!
Car chase city, now I'm takin' a crap!
Now it's gettin' heresy, we're shakin' the key!
Never underestimate the power of D!
KG fuckin' put his foot on the gas!
If I go to prison, hide the pick in my ass!
Fuck this shit, it's gone too far!
Kage pull over let me outta the car!
Car chase city, now we're takin' the lane!
JB blew in now we're never the same!
Let's rock, let's roll.
Live it friend I'm feelin' ya.
WHOA!
Let's rock, let's roll.
Car chase city patrol.
Car chase city. [x3]
Let's rock, let's roll.
Car chase city patrol!
Let's rock, let's roll.
Just a fuckin' pick it and roll.
Picks! Speed! Turbo!
Oh! Fuck! Gas! Brakes!
Spinnin' Donut! The Spinnin' Donut!
Roll! Flip It! Gas! Nitro!
Go!
Let's rock, let's roll.
Car chase city patrol!
Let's rock, let's roll.
Just a fuckin' pick it and roll.
Let's rock, let's roll.
Car chase city patrol!
Let's rock, let's roll.
Rockin' will see you from a fool.
Car chase city [x3] (to fade out)
Devil: Hey guys, you're runnin' a little late.
There's one spot left.
You got any new material?
Jables: What we got's gonna turn your brain into shit.
Kage: Dust off the stage open mic host. Step aside.
tenacious d - city hall
All you people up there in City Hall,
You're fuckin' it up for the people that's in the streets.
This is a song for the people in the streets,
Not the people City Hall.
All you motherfuckers in the streets it's time to rise up, up up up
Come along children and fuckin' rise!
Lots of times when me and KG are watchin'
All the fuckin' shit that goes down at City Hall,
We get the feeling we should fuck shit up,
Yeah we should fuckin' start a riot.
A Riot!
We have 'em screaming in the streets,
we have 'em tippin' over shit and breakin' fuckin' windows of small businesses,
and settin' fuckin' fires!
and settin' fuckin' fires!
and settin' fuckin' fires!
[spoken]
And then after the smoke is cleared,
and the rubble has been swept away,
me and KG will peek out our heads.
We've been watching the riots on a monitor twenty floors below sea level,
from a bunker.
We did it Rage-Kage, we beat the bastards of City Hall!
[laughs] But now what will we do?
We must rebuild. But who will lead us in the rebuilding process?
Man, it's got to be someone with the know-how
and the elbow grease to lead us to a new land.
No, not me and KG, we don't have the cognitive capacity to lead...
Alright, we'll do it!
[sung]
We'll lead as Two Kings,
We'll lead as Two Kings.
Ahhhaaa (Two Kings, we'll lead as Two Kings)
Ah-ha ah-how,
We'll lead as Two Kings.
[spoken]
The first decree is to legalize marijuana.
The tyranny and the bullshit's gone on too long.
You old fuckin' shrivs who blocked it's legalization,
you're banished from the land!
[sung]
We'll lead as Two Kings,
We'll lead as Two Kings.
Ahhhaaa (Two Kings, we'll lead as Two Kings)
Ah-ha ah-how,
Lead as Two Kings.
[spoken]
The second decree: no more pollution, no more car exhaust,
or ocean dumpage. From now on, we will travel in tubes!
[sung]
We'll lead as Two Kings, oh, yeah,
We'll fuckin' lead as Two Kings.
[spoken]
Get the scientists working on the tube technology, immediately.
(Tube technology.) Chop, chop, let's go.
[spoken]
Third decree: no more... rich people: and poor people.
From now on, we will all be the same... ummm, I dunno,
I gotta think about that...
[sung]
We'll lead as Two Kings
Ah yeah, ah yeahhhahahaha.
Ha-ha-ho-hee, ha-ha-ho-hee-ha-ha-ho-ho-ho-ho.
[spoken]
[JB:] Oh my God.
[KG:] Ahh... What?
[JB:] Dude, the red phone is flashing.
[KG:] Oh, yeah.
[JB:] Let me scoop that up. Hello? Two Kings.
[KG:] Who is it?
[JB:] What?! No! No fucking way!
[KG:] What?
[JB:] Rage, there's a potato famine in Idaho, you gotta go down there!
[KG:] Oh my God... what?
[JB:] Dude, I gotta stay here!
[KG:] Why do I have to go?
[JB:] Please! Please!
[KG:] Oh, God, okay.
[JB:] Awesome... is he gone? Alright, emergency meeting of Parliament.
All right Parliament, I know this is fucked up,
but Rage, he can't be King anymore.
Dudes, he's encroaching on my decrees!
Seriously, let's make him "Duke," a kick ass "Duke."
Or "leader formerly known as King," but-- uh-oh he's comin' back...
[sung]
We'll lead as Two Kings, oh yes
we'll really lead as Two Kings.
[spoken]
[KG:] Uh, dude?
[JB:] Rage.
[KG:] I went all over Idaho...
[JB:] Yeah?
[KG:] Uh, plenty of potatoes everywhere.
[JB:] What? There was no famine?
[KG:] Yeah, there was no famine, no.
[JB:] Dude.
[KG:] I don't know what's uh...
[JB:] A toast...
[KG:] A toast...
[JB:] Long live the "D."
[KG:] Long live the "D."
[clinking of glasses]
[JB:] Long live me. I'm sorry, I poisoned your wine.
[KG:] What?
[JB:] For the good of the land.
[KG:] You p-- I poisoned yours... huh heh, as well.
[JB/KG:] Noooooooooo!!!!!
No!
[sung]
City, city, city, city, city, city, shitty.
Shitty, city, shitty, shitty, city, city, shitty.
Hall, hall, hall, hall, hall, hall, hall, hall.
People inside me are askin' me to smoke up City Hall,
'Cause no one here is talkin'.
People inside me are askin' me to blow up City Hall,
'Cause no one here is rockin'.
People inside me are askin' me to blow up City Hall,
'Cause everyone is Rock-'em Sock-'em Robots.
Everyone is Rock-'em Sock-'em Robots.
Everyone is Rock-'em Sock-'em GO! OH!
[spoken]
[JB:] Don't, cut that part out.
[KG:] We've got it.
[JB:] Um, do you believe in God?
[KG:] I believe, I believe.
[JB:] You do?
[KG:] I believe in God. I believe in God.
[JB: (laughs)] Y'do--
[KG:] I believe in God.
[JB:] Do you?
[KG:] I believe in God.
Malibu Nights
[KG (spoken):]
Yeah, but you didn't fuckin' come out with this (one)--! [cuts off on "one"]
[KG starts playing]
[JB (spoken):] I got some lyrics.
[sung]
Malibu nights, tangerine dreams,
Malibu neighs, Malibu dreams,
Malibu, makin' a poo.
Stinky poo, lookin'd view.
Because it's time for my breakfast,
It's time for some cheese.
It's time for the stink,
time for the breeze,
time for the... hah-or-eeee!
tenacious d - classical teacher
[JB & KG]
Hey Kage
Jabels
How goes it man?
It's good, it's good
You know I've been thinkin' a lot about it
And um, I just want us to be the best fuckin' band in the world
Well, yeah, me too
I mean, there's no point in doin' it if we're not the best
Well, it's true, I agree with that
I mean what, what, we're gonna be, yeah we're really good
We're almost as good as Arcade Fire, fuck that
Yeah
We gotta leave those fuckers in the dust
What, what do you mean?
All those fuckin' youngsters gotta lick our boot or fuck it
You know what I mean?
Yeah, yeah, well how do we do that though?
Dude, you need to fuckin' have some lessons
What?!
You know you're really good, but you gotta expand your game
Lessons?
You know how Kobe, in the off-season, will go and like
Learn a fuckin', you know, a Texas-two-step or somethin'
To add to his arsenal?
Yeah, that's true, that's true
Well I've just been noticing
Some of your classic riffs are a little sloppy
Really? Huh
And I, I hope you're not pissed off at me
But I went and hired a dude
Yeah?
Yeah
Oh no, what?
Dude, just give it a chance will you?
If you don't like, hey, I swear, if you don't like it
We'll fuckin' fire his ass, he's out
Who is this guy? I've never
His name is Felix Char
Oh, what?
He's from Spain and he is the best
I got him from the fuckin' London Field S'armonic
I just, I don't know him, it seems weird, I
Would you just, will you spend a minute with him?
Okay, alright, I'll spend a minute with him
He's right outside, I'm sending him in
Oh, God, okay
Why? Lessons, so stupid
[Felix Char & KG]
Hello?
H-hi
Hello, I am Felix Char
Hi, uh, Felix, yeah, who
Is, uh, Jack has asked me to spend some time with you
Oh, yeah, okay
Uh, one on one
So, while Jack is outside, we will work on your technique
Okay
Can I see your, pickup, eh, is this your guitar here?
Yeah, I got it right, I got it
Ah, it is a Fender, huh? Is this a fender?
Oh, well, it's a Gibson
Yes, a Gibson, yes, made by the same, uh, manufacturer
Pick it up, please, can you pick it up?
Okay, yeah
No-to-to-to-to-pa-pa-pa-pa
What? What'd I do? What'd I do?
You pick it up from the neck
This is not the way you pick up a guitar
I just picked it up, I just
No no, hey hey hey hey
Quiete tu boca
You pick it up from the body, okay?
The what?
The body
Oh the body, okay, okay
I'm sorry about my accent
I didn't know, I didn't know
Now listen to me
I want to you to play like it is a woman
You go and play the guitar now, play
Uhh, okay, uhh
No no no no no
Your fingers, your fingers are too tight
They're too tight?
Yes, let me get behind you like this, you see
If I put my finger on your finger, then you can feel
What? Hey, I can play, just
Shu-shu-shu-shu-shu
Just let me play
Finger to your mouth, I put my, my finger on your mouth
On your lips, yes that's good
Hey, man, what are you?
Relax, hey, you want to play like an orgasm
I'm just try, what?
Feel this, do you feel that?
Oh God, this is really weird man
That's, that's my cock
What?!
It's my cock in your butt cheeks
Oh God, hey!
You feel it?
Ow!
Now I'm going to touch your cock, let me touch your penis
[JB & KG]
It's me, it's me
What?!
It's JB, there's no Felix dude
God, what are you doing?
There's no Felix
I'm fucking waking you up!
And trying to shake your foundations
By touching me with your penis?
Yes, by fucking touching your penis, whatever it takes
God!
That's all I'm saying, dude, I'm making a point
Let's get fucking serious, let's get fucking physical!
Alright, let's take it from the top
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