MELHORES MÚSICAS / MAIS TOCADAS
south park - 2 joints
[Verse 1: Dum-Dum and Happy P]
[Dum-Dum]
I hit it from worst ways
After the first day
I'm needin it everyday
And twice on a Thursday
Blood thick than water
In pounds better than quarters
I smoking two joints
While I'm knockin down yo daughter
Dope House Records is on fire
So grab the estinguisher
I smoked out in the beamer
Bout to get emphezema
Gun slingers rap singers
With more stripe than the bengals
No need for the gang sign
I'm using my trigga finga
[Happy P]
Now won't you roll one
Po the four one
Sometimes I'm real selfish and I'll smoke my weed with no one
You know me
I'm young Happy P
Kick back aand blow a sweet
While my niggas move keys
Bitch please
I got G's
Sippin corona with lima squeeze
And platinum P's
Only smoke on the fine leaves
I started out
Sellin five dollar tweets
And now I'm elevating
Sellin 5000 dollar beats
[Chorus: Grimm]
I smoke two joints when I wake up
In the car I smoke two joints
I smoke two joints when in play video games
And every 10,000 points
I smoke two joints in time of peace
And two in time of war ar
I smoke two joints before I smoke two joints
And then I smoke two more
[Verse 2: SPM and Low-G]
[SPM]
Maan this killer herb got me runnin over curbs
And writing these raps full of misspelled words
I curse on my verse snatch yo bitch like a purse
Cause she like the twinkies that I slapped on my herse
I take two charges it's really quite harmless
The only side effect is that it makes you retarded ha ha
I started in 82
In fifth grade
You can say I was in high school
True smoka
[Low-G]
I got married at an early age
Con mi hermosa
Maria es mi esposa
Mi sanchas Nina Rosa
Mafiosa
Pero eso es otra cosa
My wife es celosa
No llores mariposa
Tan chiclosa
Te traigo from coasta a coasta
I got your corazon dropped en mi bolsa
Borrachos de tu besos
Oja pa mi huesos
me trais pesos
Con hildao pa me seso
[Chorus]
[Verse 3: Diamond and Grimm]
[Diamond]
Dimaond pop the balla scene
Smoke two joints where I can beam
Flip the scene bizatines
Sippin lean sticky green
Come out fresh when it spring
Steady flossin diamond rings
Bustin gats with Bing
Catchin squares at ten
Baby Beeshi got the throne
Happy P we fitin to roll
And shut em down we livin throwed
Got the keys
We got the vo's
Hit and run cause the scheme
Rush ya head and feel my spin
Since diamond came around
Now she down with a team
[Grimm]
Now I'm down with Bobby Brown
But I love Al Green
Keep a sweet in my mouth and anotha in my jeans
Bout to blow em back to back takin two to the dome
Home grown hydroponic always wanna get blown
Stay stoned at home
Drop a flow rock a show
Got to go out the do
Boppin hoe after close
No hits snow switch
Place a pink in my eye
And I'm always down wit tryin new ways to reach for the sky
[Chorus]
[Verse 3: Baby Beesh and Lil Bing]
[Baby Beesh]
Now I be blowin when it's mo than one but less than three
That's the recipe
Yes indeed blowin oooey gooey a neccesity
Don't question me
Blowin' heavily till I'm 70
That's the remedy
Feelin famous like the Kennedy's
From here to Tennessee sippin hennesse
Smokin with intensity
Feel my ghetto energy
Fools be sweatin me for that rush in the Lebanese
I be getting higher than the hills of Beverly Beverly
[Lil Bing]
Two joints be smellay in my Cadi
Drivin badly ti Cali
Hastled by federalis
Drippin candy
Sippin brandy
Twenty inches look fancy
On my way to the grammys
Hoes droppin they panties
Got a freak named Sandy
Makin hits like Sammie
I'm posted up with biscuits and chicken fried steak at Grandy's
Smashin off maan fo sho
Got my tv's on glow
Smokin two smokin four
Then mo with two mo
[two mo repeats till fade]
south park - 3rd grade
Remember how it used to be in the 3rd grade?
We used to laugh and play and cherish each day in the 3rd grade.
We learned too wonderous things from a teacher so nice,
Sat on Marchmallow-Desks with Teddybear-Smile.
The World seemed to all make sense
But that sense seems to slowly fade, after 3rd grade.
In 3rd grade we used to write with crayons
And we would make sparkly pictures with glitter and gleu.
We had warm cookies and hearts full of love,
And it wasn't a care in the world of me or you.
There's not a thing in this life that I wouldn't change
Just to go back for one minute to 3rd grade.
south park - 3rd wish
(feat. Grimm, Marilyn Rylander)
[First Verse (SPM):]
Another deadly ceremony,
In a sacred territory,
It was all done for the glory,
You bitches ain't got nothin' for me
O-G, from the H-I, double L, W, double O, D
Live the life of the lowly,
Movin' white ponies, still puttin' in work for the dead homies,
Show me the way out, stayin' ready for anything under the sun,
Under the moon, under the stars, God I'm lookin' for somewhere to run
Dumpin' my gun, as soon as I'm done,
Leavin' 'em numb, with one in his lung,
Livin' fast and dyin' young, always business never for fun
[Chorus (Marilyn Rylander):]
Tell me what it is
Tell me what you want
For your 3rd Wishhhhhhhh
This is your last wishhhhhhh
Tell me what it is
Tell me what you need
For your 3rd Wishhhhhhh
This is your last wishhhhhhh
[Second Verse (SPM):]
Bussin' our teflon, at the red dawn,
I ain't fuckin' with nothin', get stepped on
The purest, I'm the surest, playin' a tourist walkin' through Saigon,
Been a hustler servin' up big bricks,
And livin' my life to hit licks,
Trip on a G like me and see the beads of banana clips Trick
Stamina cannot be duplicated,
Bite on the dust, you get faded,
So many wannabe criminals up in the game of drug-related
Open up, open up your dopehouses
Turning you men into mouses
Saggin' my burgendy trousers,
Letting you know how the South is
[Chorus]
[Bridge One (Grimm & SPM):]
[phone rings]
[SPM:] "Dopehouse Records"
[Grimm:] "Say man Los, man it ain't go right man, I'ma tell you man, Lil' Drugs
dead man."
[SPM:] "What?"
[Grimm:] "Yeah, he's dead man"
[SPM:] "Fuck"
[Grimm:] "And I got big Jon with me man, he got hit bad on the side, it don't
look good bro, it don't look good, he bleedin' bad. We can't go to the
hospital man, we ain't goin' to the hospital."
[SPM:] "Yeah"
[Grimm:] "We headed straight to the Dopehouse. Call Doc, tell him we need him."
[SPM:] "Alright my nigga, are you sure about Lil' Drugs?"
[Grimm:] "I'm sure man, he's gone baby, he's gone. We gotta get these
muthafuckas."
[SPM:] "Alright, hurry up."
[ends phone conversation, SPM starts talking to himself]
[SPM:] "Okay, this is it, I've wished for money, and I've wished for fame, but
what good is it, if I'm still stuck in this game? So, for my 3rd wish...I
just wish for all this shit to stop. Just please make it stop."
[Third Verse (SPM):]
I'm back once again for revenge,
In an all-black bulletproof Benz,
How will I get 'em? It just depends,
Hook his ass up with all his dead friends,
Here ye, here ye, sincerely,
Why so many haters fear me?
Dearly departed, y'all started some shit, and struck but couldn't come near me
We're the odyssey, young prodigy, runnin' the top notch properties,
Where snitches get shot in they arteries, but gettin' nobody's apologies
Follow me how do we master the first jack?
Since the day I was born I was cursed Black,
H-Town's where I'm doin' my dirt at,
Robbin' you hoes on horseback
[Chorus]
south park - a better future
We've got to work for a better future,
We've got to join hands for tomorrow.
Take the first step and you will see:
The future begins with you and me.
We can start to make a difference
If we want it for our children.
Recycle that can and plant that tree,
'cause the future begins with you and me.
The future begins with you and me.
south park - a lonely jew on christmas
Kyle: It's hard to be a Jew on Christmas.
My friends wont let me join in any games.
And I cant sing Christmas songs
Or decorate a Christmas tree
Or leave water out for Rudolph
`Cause there's something wrong with me.
My people don't believe in Jesus Christ's divinity.
I'm a Jew,
A lonely Jew
On Christmas.
Hanukkah is nice but why is it
That Santa passes over my house every year?
And instead of eating ham I have to eat kosher latkes
Instead of Silent Night I'm singing
Hoo Hact Toh Gaveesh
And what the fuck is up with lighting all these
Fucking candles tell me please?!
I'm a Jew,
A lonely Jew
I can't be merry
`Cause I'm Hebrew
On Christmas.
Celebrity Guest: Hey little boy I couldn't help but hear
Your feeling left out of Christmas cheer
And I've come to say that you shouldn't be sad
This is the one month you should be glad
`Cause its nice to be a Jew on Christmas.
You don't have to deal with the season at all.
You don't have to be on your best behavior or give to charity.
You don't have to have to go to grandma's house with your alcoholic family.
Kyle: And I don't have to sit on some fake Santa's lap
And have him breath is stinky breath on me.
Celebrity Guest: That's right, your a Jew!
Kyle: A styling Jew!
Together: Its a good time to be Hebrew,
On Christmas...
Celebrity Guest: On Christmas
south park - a morning after
Veronica: There's got to be a morning after,
If we can hold on to the night.
Chef: We have a chance to find the sunshine.
Veronica & Chef: Let's keep on looking for the light!
south park - alabama
Eighteenhundret's, Alabama!
What a great place and time!
We're so happy that we're living
in eighteenhundret's Alabama
'cause it's sunny and there is no crime!
And in this little town
In Eighteenhundret's Alabama
There's a family by the name of Keller!
Their daughter's deaf and mute
And blind as a bat,
and her parents can't even tell her!
south park - alan jackson ladder to heaven songs
Where were you when they built the Ladder to Heaven?
Did it make you feel like crying?
Or did you think it was kinda gay?
Well I for one believe in the Ladder to Heaven
Ooh yeah yeah yeah, 9-11
I said 9-11 9-11 9-11 9, 9-11
Where were you
When they ran out of stuff to build the Ladder to Heaven?
Where were you
When they saved that Ladder to Heaven?
Where were you
When they decided Heaven was a more intangible idea
And couldn't, you couldn't really...get there?
You little bastards ruined my latest song!!
south park - all cot up
[SPM]
I might not know what to say, rollin up in my mercury
I'm on the sea and private toys, momma taught me how to kill them boys
My homeboys name is lil troy, me my name is Carlos Coy
Roll on tweenty two inch alloys, but that'll neva be my pride and joy
My lil girl she off the hook, make my ass stop and read a book
On her stove know'n how to cook, now i know how an angel look
My beauty queen, My billy jean, some they come right in between
I dont let nobody fuck up my dreams, so i pack bubble gum machines
Everybody wanna wanna wanna be da king, bitch get off my dingaling
I'll soke yo ass in gaseline now listen to my fat girl sing
[Chorus x4]
He's all cot up
[SPM]
Me an my boys we sellin weed, still i gotta slang that pappy seed
Snatch yo bitch and rock a G, now bitch get yo ass of a me
Kick her out my fucken room, now they waken me up at noon
Fuck that shit i'll take my time, I aint leave till three o nine
Hold up maan now stop the lac, i think i forgot my bom bom sack
With my homeboy lonny mack, i'ma smoke till i have a uhh cardiac
Where my army at, stay on attack, one good shot and we all react
I smell a rat, so i feed the cat, me be cool oh neva that
My chedda's fat, i'll get the gat, botha my pockets hella fat
I'ma democrat, what the hell is that, take my shit betta mail it back
[Chorus]
He's all cot up
He's all cot uuuup
He's all cot up
When does the fucken first come in
He's all cot uuuup
[SPM]
Screwston tx were i roam, bought me home off a telephone
Took my wife on a trip to rome, bought girlfriend silicone
That vanilla bone, in the killa zone, 5 foot nine with high heellas on
I sipp batron, flip my phone, left that pearl white bitch alone
Most my friends aint around, dead, locked up, or just cant be found
I keep my lil girl safe and sound, daddy gonna buy a cinderella gown
And if that gown should disappear, heaven is real but it isnt here
You cant take no souviners, like those diamonds in your ears
Raised my daughter differently, cause the life i lived wont set me free
Write my list of enemies, and kill them hoes alphabetically
Uuhh
[Chorus]
south park - anything goes
South Park from the heart jump start
The game everybody in my hood selling
Crack cocane
On my block everything goes (goes)
Diamond rings on my pinky toes (toes)
Candy paint on my Cadillac (lac)
Who the fuck wanna battle rap (rap)
Believe me you don't have a chance (chance)
I come down like an avalanche (lanche)
Load the pieces widreeses watch out lo que me dices
I'm on the mic and Jaime's on the Alecis Dickie
Crieses
Fucked all your nieces I eaten up for breakfast
They taste so delicious smoke fill rooms popping
mushrooms
I feel like I'm inna mutherfucking cartoon sipping on
Red Rum
You should join us a million haters and they still
can't destroy us
On the mic I'm known to get it started cold hearted
and half ass retarded
Dearly departed and those who god guarded
The young and the lost is who I'm trying to target
The Sergeant's narcotic's division is crocked
They found my bloody money and the mutherfucker's took
it
Whoop this nigga and book this nigga
And they wonda why i such a Ruthless nigga
You can act like you can't hear me
I know your listening
I hear you talking out the pot that your pissing in
Street specialist respect my intelligence
I got gats that's made to drop elephants
On my block anything goes (goes)
Diamond rings on my pinky toes (toes)
Candy paint on my Cadillac (lac)
Who the fuck wanna battle rap (rap)
On my block anything goes (goes)
Diamond rings on my pinky toes (toes)
Believe me you don't have a chance (chance)
I come down like an avalanche (lanche)
20 ounce Mountain Dew mix it with a 2
With my nephew smoking Pepe Le Pew
Talking about a dude we don't think is groovy
I'm gonna put him to bed like Sleeping Beauty
I told you once and I'll tell ya twice
But I'm not gonna say this three or four times
You boys wanna play we don't runaway
Got damn i forgot what i was going to say
Something about 45's and Mac 11's
Desert Eagles and A K 47's
Slice your throat just like a goat
You boys can't see me with a microscope
Kick down your door and found your Snow
Smoking tough cause you hada fucking pound of Dro
After I jack all the birds in the kitchen
I hit the butt naked-n-go feed the pigeons
On my block anything goes (goes)
Diamond rings on my pinky toes (toes)
Candy paint on my Cadillac (lac)
Who the fuck wanna battle rap (rap)
On my block anything goes (goes)
Diamond rings on my pinky toes (toes)
Believe me you don't have a chance (chance)
I come down like an avalanche (lanche)
Crack hotels digital scales
Platinum necklas laced on Rockells
Shine my jew-els buff my toe nails
Who kisses and tells beez who seez hell
Smoke like rasta watch the imposta
Who's at my door a fucking cookie monsta
Hasta la vista bon a patista
12 gauge shotie make your chest look like pizza
Call me Flintstone; Land of Bedrock
I bought 2 clubs and a fucking restaurant
Take a journey where the boys die early
45 underneath a niggas rocket jersey
Turn the table buck shot be fatal
Pigs hand cuffing my wrist to my ankle
Mira muchacha's it's all about the Raza
Burn my finger try to smoke a cucaracha
They prejudice that's why they don't play mexicans
I get my dick sucked by my new receptionist
I started out with 100 tapes
If you wasn't down then get the fuck out my face
On my block anything goes (goes)
Diamond rings on my pinky toes (toes)
Candy paint on my Cadillac (lac)
Who the fuck wanna battle rap (rap)
On my block anything goes (goes)
Diamond rings on my pinky toes (toes)
Believe me you don't have a chance (chance)
I come down like an avalanche (lanche)
south park - back in time
Look at me, I'm back in time, in 1776.
With gaslight corners, cobblestone streets, and humble houses made of bricks.
What a special magic time and it's all alive for me.
I'm so glad Stan and Kyle aren't here. I hate those guys, seriously.
Seriuosly hate those guys, hate Stan and Kyle.
south park - back that ass up
I said I love the way your ass shakes,
It's crazy!
I love to toss a salad gaily;
it's tasty!
I love it when we're maxing; relaxing.
You ask me if I'm super; thanks for asking.
But you know, I'm a diva, like Zena.
You say, "Hey Senorita! Nice to meet ya!"
Bend over like a doggy, here comes the loggy!
We can do it like a monkey, or a froggy.
You can play with my Sony, grab my pony.
I don't like blow-up dolls cuz they too phony!
You liked from the back side? The rough ride?
So dip-dip-dip dive!
Boy, you look good, you need to back that ass up!
You're a big fine man! Back that ass up!
Call me big daddy when you back that ass up!
Antwon quit playing! Back that ass up!
Call me big daddy when you back that ass up!
Boy, you need to stop playing! Just back that ass up!
Call me
All you need to do is back that ass up!
I love to be nude with the Village People.
I watch Mel Gibson's butt in the movie Lethal.
Jumpin your ass like I'm doing stunts Kinevel
Shagadellic like Austin Powers-Dr. Evil!
Your ass is the meddit; I'm your gay bandit!
And Chad; your butt's too hairy! I can't stand it!
The big airplane strip has just landed
So spread your butt cheeks so I can can it!
Boy, you look good, you need to back that ass up!
You're a big strong man! Back that ass up!
Call me big daddy when you back that ass up!
Antwon quit playing! Back that ass up!
Call me big daddy when you back that ass up!
Fool, who is ya playin with? Back that ass up!
Boy, you look good! You need to back that ass up!
You're a big strong man! Back that ass up!
I know you cant stand it, Gay Bandit,
Hopin around the big carrot like a rabbit.
Lookin for a big man, a thick man.
Send it deep inside like quicksand.
Lookin for a big stick; I love a summer stick!
Back that ass up fast but not quick.
Back that ass up...
south park - beef and lamb
Beef and lamb, chicken and ham
Step to the left and clap your hands!
Gosh we love our chicken and ham
Don't let it go to waste that chicken and ham!
Beef and lamb, chicken and ham
Step to the left and clap your hands!
Gosh we love our chicken and ham
Don't let it go to waste that chicken and ham!
south park - best friends
I will do the German Dance for you,
It's fun and gay and tra-la-la.
Hope you will enjoy my dance,
Fidla, fidla, yay.
Would you like some Sauerkraut?
German boy, German boy,
Yes I'd like some Sauerkraut...
south park - big floppy donkey dick
Dr. Vosknocker: Now, I want you to say "doggy".
Cartman: Doggy.
Dr. Vosknocker: Notice, that nothing happens.
Now, say "montana".
Cartman: Montana.
Dr. Vosknocker: Good! Now, "pillow".
Cartman: Pillow.
Dr. Vosknocker: Alright! Now, I want you to say "horse fucker".
Mrs Cartman: Go ahead Eric, it's all right.
Cartman: Horse fu...
AAAH, that hurts, goddamnit! Fu.. AHHH
Dr. Vosknocker: Now I want you to say "big floppy donkey dick"
Cartman: No!
Dr. Vosknocker: Sucess! The child doesn't want to swear!
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