Playlist South Park

south park - 2 joints

[Verse 1: Dum-Dum and Happy P]

[Dum-Dum]

I hit it from worst ways
After the first day
I'm needin it everyday
And twice on a Thursday
Blood thick than water
In pounds better than quarters
I smoking two joints
While I'm knockin down yo daughter
Dope House Records is on fire
So grab the estinguisher
I smoked out in the beamer
Bout to get emphezema
Gun slingers rap singers
With more stripe than the bengals
No need for the gang sign
I'm using my trigga finga

[Happy P]

Now won't you roll one
Po the four one
Sometimes I'm real selfish and I'll smoke my weed with no one
You know me
I'm young Happy P
Kick back aand blow a sweet
While my niggas move keys
Bitch please
I got G's
Sippin corona with lima squeeze
And platinum P's
Only smoke on the fine leaves
I started out
Sellin five dollar tweets
And now I'm elevating
Sellin 5000 dollar beats

[Chorus: Grimm]

I smoke two joints when I wake up
In the car I smoke two joints
I smoke two joints when in play video games
And every 10,000 points
I smoke two joints in time of peace
And two in time of war ar
I smoke two joints before I smoke two joints
And then I smoke two more

[Verse 2: SPM and Low-G]

[SPM]

Maan this killer herb got me runnin over curbs
And writing these raps full of misspelled words
I curse on my verse snatch yo bitch like a purse
Cause she like the twinkies that I slapped on my herse
I take two charges it's really quite harmless
The only side effect is that it makes you retarded ha ha
I started in 82
In fifth grade
You can say I was in high school
True smoka

[Low-G]

I got married at an early age
Con mi hermosa
Maria es mi esposa
Mi sanchas Nina Rosa
Mafiosa
Pero eso es otra cosa
My wife es celosa
No llores mariposa
Tan chiclosa
Te traigo from coasta a coasta
I got your corazon dropped en mi bolsa
Borrachos de tu besos
Oja pa mi huesos
me trais pesos
Con hildao pa me seso

[Chorus]

[Verse 3: Diamond and Grimm]

[Diamond]
Dimaond pop the balla scene
Smoke two joints where I can beam
Flip the scene bizatines
Sippin lean sticky green
Come out fresh when it spring
Steady flossin diamond rings
Bustin gats with Bing
Catchin squares at ten
Baby Beeshi got the throne
Happy P we fitin to roll
And shut em down we livin throwed
Got the keys
We got the vo's
Hit and run cause the scheme
Rush ya head and feel my spin
Since diamond came around
Now she down with a team

[Grimm]

Now I'm down with Bobby Brown
But I love Al Green
Keep a sweet in my mouth and anotha in my jeans
Bout to blow em back to back takin two to the dome
Home grown hydroponic always wanna get blown
Stay stoned at home
Drop a flow rock a show
Got to go out the do
Boppin hoe after close
No hits snow switch
Place a pink in my eye
And I'm always down wit tryin new ways to reach for the sky

[Chorus]

[Verse 3: Baby Beesh and Lil Bing]

[Baby Beesh]

Now I be blowin when it's mo than one but less than three
That's the recipe
Yes indeed blowin oooey gooey a neccesity
Don't question me
Blowin' heavily till I'm 70
That's the remedy
Feelin famous like the Kennedy's
From here to Tennessee sippin hennesse
Smokin with intensity
Feel my ghetto energy
Fools be sweatin me for that rush in the Lebanese
I be getting higher than the hills of Beverly Beverly
[Lil Bing]
Two joints be smellay in my Cadi
Drivin badly ti Cali
Hastled by federalis
Drippin candy
Sippin brandy
Twenty inches look fancy
On my way to the grammys
Hoes droppin they panties
Got a freak named Sandy
Makin hits like Sammie
I'm posted up with biscuits and chicken fried steak at Grandy's
Smashin off maan fo sho
Got my tv's on glow
Smokin two smokin four
Then mo with two mo

[two mo repeats till fade]

south park - 3rd grade

Remember how it used to be in the 3rd grade?
We used to laugh and play and cherish each day in the 3rd grade.

We learned too wonderous things from a teacher so nice,
Sat on Marchmallow-Desks with Teddybear-Smile.

The World seemed to all make sense
But that sense seems to slowly fade, after 3rd grade.

In 3rd grade we used to write with crayons
And we would make sparkly pictures with glitter and gleu.

We had warm cookies and hearts full of love,
And it wasn't a care in the world of me or you.

There's not a thing in this life that I wouldn't change
Just to go back for one minute to 3rd grade.

south park - a better future

We've got to work for a better future,
We've got to join hands for tomorrow.
Take the first step and you will see:
The future begins with you and me.

We can start to make a difference
If we want it for our children.
Recycle that can and plant that tree,
'cause the future begins with you and me.

The future begins with you and me.

south park - a lonely jew on christmas

Kyle: It's hard to be a Jew on Christmas.
My friends wont let me join in any games.
And I cant sing Christmas songs
Or decorate a Christmas tree
Or leave water out for Rudolph
`Cause there's something wrong with me.
My people don't believe in Jesus Christ's divinity.

I'm a Jew,
A lonely Jew
On Christmas.

Hanukkah is nice but why is it
That Santa passes over my house every year?
And instead of eating ham I have to eat kosher latkes
Instead of Silent Night I'm singing
Hoo Hact Toh Gaveesh
And what the fuck is up with lighting all these
Fucking candles tell me please?!

I'm a Jew,
A lonely Jew
I can't be merry
`Cause I'm Hebrew
On Christmas.

Celebrity Guest: Hey little boy I couldn't help but hear
Your feeling left out of Christmas cheer
And I've come to say that you shouldn't be sad
This is the one month you should be glad

`Cause its nice to be a Jew on Christmas.
You don't have to deal with the season at all.
You don't have to be on your best behavior or give to charity.
You don't have to have to go to grandma's house with your alcoholic family.

Kyle: And I don't have to sit on some fake Santa's lap
And have him breath is stinky breath on me.

Celebrity Guest: That's right, your a Jew!

Kyle: A styling Jew!

Together: Its a good time to be Hebrew,
On Christmas...

Celebrity Guest: On Christmas

south park - a morning after

Veronica: There's got to be a morning after,
If we can hold on to the night.
Chef: We have a chance to find the sunshine.
Veronica & Chef: Let's keep on looking for the light!

south park - all cot up

[SPM]
I might not know what to say, rollin up in my mercury
I'm on the sea and private toys, momma taught me how to kill them boys
My homeboys name is lil troy, me my name is Carlos Coy
Roll on tweenty two inch alloys, but that'll neva be my pride and joy
My lil girl she off the hook, make my ass stop and read a book
On her stove know'n how to cook, now i know how an angel look
My beauty queen, My billy jean, some they come right in between
I dont let nobody fuck up my dreams, so i pack bubble gum machines
Everybody wanna wanna wanna be da king, bitch get off my dingaling
I'll soke yo ass in gaseline now listen to my fat girl sing

[Chorus x4]
He's all cot up

[SPM]
Me an my boys we sellin weed, still i gotta slang that pappy seed
Snatch yo bitch and rock a G, now bitch get yo ass of a me
Kick her out my fucken room, now they waken me up at noon
Fuck that shit i'll take my time, I aint leave till three o nine
Hold up maan now stop the lac, i think i forgot my bom bom sack
With my homeboy lonny mack, i'ma smoke till i have a uhh cardiac
Where my army at, stay on attack, one good shot and we all react
I smell a rat, so i feed the cat, me be cool oh neva that
My chedda's fat, i'll get the gat, botha my pockets hella fat
I'ma democrat, what the hell is that, take my shit betta mail it back

[Chorus]
He's all cot up
He's all cot uuuup
He's all cot up
When does the fucken first come in
He's all cot uuuup

[SPM]
Screwston tx were i roam, bought me home off a telephone
Took my wife on a trip to rome, bought girlfriend silicone
That vanilla bone, in the killa zone, 5 foot nine with high heellas on
I sipp batron, flip my phone, left that pearl white bitch alone
Most my friends aint around, dead, locked up, or just cant be found
I keep my lil girl safe and sound, daddy gonna buy a cinderella gown
And if that gown should disappear, heaven is real but it isnt here
You cant take no souviners, like those diamonds in your ears
Raised my daughter differently, cause the life i lived wont set me free
Write my list of enemies, and kill them hoes alphabetically
Uuhh

[Chorus]

south park - beef and lamb

Beef and lamb, chicken and ham
Step to the left and clap your hands!
Gosh we love our chicken and ham
Don't let it go to waste that chicken and ham!

Beef and lamb, chicken and ham
Step to the left and clap your hands!
Gosh we love our chicken and ham
Don't let it go to waste that chicken and ham!

south park - big floppy donkey dick

Dr. Vosknocker: Now, I want you to say "doggy".

Cartman: Doggy.

Dr. Vosknocker: Notice, that nothing happens.
Now, say "montana".

Cartman: Montana.

Dr. Vosknocker: Good! Now, "pillow".

Cartman: Pillow.

Dr. Vosknocker: Alright! Now, I want you to say "horse fucker".

Mrs Cartman: Go ahead Eric, it's all right.

Cartman: Horse fu...
AAAH, that hurts, goddamnit! Fu.. AHHH

Dr. Vosknocker: Now I want you to say "big floppy donkey dick"

Cartman: No!

Dr. Vosknocker: Sucess! The child doesn't want to swear!

south park - cookie baker

home maka cookie baka i need a woman that can shake
and baka
quarta key down to a oz down to a 22 a motha fukin
stoned g
home maka cookie baka i need a woman that can shake
and baka
l-b down to a k-p down to a oz down to swish a swish

to all my ladies in the world all my fishes in the sea
to all my nigas who got
them gurls that are stuck on currency i do not know
whut it feels like to let
em take all yo paper cuz i ever did i b a captain
saver.let me show u how i
take a one head to know a paper let the gurl b done
didnt even show a paer shes
a home maka baken cookie baka makin crunk luv while we
watchin rickie laka not
a heart braka but a body stumulata one that ease yo
mind the time we smokin a
pint we joke we let it go we loose control smoke this
dope while we kick and
if you were stuck up hoe then bitch u better get wit
it.several times severl
nights but you make my money rise all my fo's you
despsie and you got me
hipnotized but im not gone on dope im stuck on curva c
that woman cursin me i
like them certain things i wana..

when i saw you in the club gurl lookin so fine i knew
i had to get closer to
bump and grind then i whispered in yo ear are you busy
right now?u sed no slim
yo keys and said come on down so i could see you shake
that ass gurl make it
bounce as i stack all my cash we be blowin an ounce so
lets keep it a secret
keep it under the cover.dont tell a single soul not
even yo motha.see all thse
chulas in my city comin through real, g string panties
and shiney white
grills, mini skirts see through shirts hey look so
cold it hurts end up in
pearl done the hurt as they run up in hurst as i swang
and i swerve i check
hoes like a curve geeting head sippin syrup pussy
peblo and herb.gurl do whut
you do and let me get you soaked as you ride, caress,
suck and stroke

she better be down the ride and i get high like fo me.
sell dope like lottery
from powdery to powderey. do you see whut i see on the
count of 1-2-3. she
jump on the count of 2 and beat me to the g .i got a
thug that holla whut we
butt in the club shakin butt while im on stage showin
me luv she seems to be
the one that momma warned me bout. do you know how ??
do it down south. gang
bangas set of trippa, paraken flippa, wood grain
clippa, pre methodain zippa
clippa-----bitch run the lippa and if she go to battle
she be sinkin yo shippa
dont trip cuz. cuz she flips dub.baby give me no and
catch a quick buzz.dont
trip cuz cuz she flips dub.baby give me no and catch a
quick buz a quick buzz

south park - oh my my

Uhh...yo! I can't hear myself on the mic!
Uhhh....yeah maybe I can! Ugh!

Now take a trip off the trip let me trip you out
Cause I'm a trip, I'm a nut, I'm a fool no doubt
Y'all boys really trippin on the money I make
But I'm trippin wet tryin to kill some ? I hate
Separate all these fake niggas all in my face
You a disgrace, you should wish well for your own
race
Tie your laces and hide your two faces
Guess I been lookin for love in all the wrong places
Follow in a trail to the land of hell
Everybody knows I belong in jail
For my Raza, anyone else no tienen chanza
Fuck with my click i'll put a hole in your panza
I give two fucks, three shits, and one damn
Scram you bitch you aint with my fam
I don't cut for the jealous
Guess where your gal is
All on my weenie like mustard and relish

Oh my my, oh hell yeah
Let's all get to puttin' some in tha air
Fix me a drink and sing me a song
But do it quick baby cause I can't stay long
Oh my my, oh hell yeah
Let's all get to puttin' some in the air
Man I'm so blowed
Man I'm so throwed
Somebody grab the wheel I can't see the road

Mama Mia
I wanna put somethin in Aaliyah
Sippin Sangria and smokin on Maria
I drill a nine milli through your liver arm trilla
Lone star state home of the armadilla
Blow killa with Priscilla and ganja with Blanca
Catch me at the club in my Nike chanclas
Vida chueca, my girlfriend's name is La Muñeca
Dios around my necka
Sangre de Azteca
S P M on choppers like men
Y'all run and hide while I count to ten
I'm a wait till fall then I'll cut my grass
Stop and make my girlfriend pump the gas
I got enough birds to have a snowball fight
My dream is to keep the world up all night
I done sold you a dub sack
Used to chase a hub cap
Now I'm in this game tryin to see where my love at

Its the return of that nut, Baby Beeshie
Love my chicken greasy
Shittin on them haters that love to taste the feces
I'm a fool I'm a nutta
Gone off the butta
I'm from Vallejo, California Houston to Calcutta
Gone wacko off tobacco mixed with the dough dough
You squares aint ready for the modern day cholo
Used to be a player but now I'm an official
Doin big things like Shine and Pen & Pixel
The only nigga with a Benz still on welfare
No insurance, no license, and no health care
Computer illiterate
Smoke dank like a cigarette
A straight fuckin idiot
You think that I give a shit
I need a hearing aid for some handicap parking
Damn Baby Bash your so damn retarded

south park - 3rd wish

(feat. Grimm, Marilyn Rylander)

[First Verse (SPM):]
Another deadly ceremony,
In a sacred territory,
It was all done for the glory,
You bitches ain't got nothin' for me
O-G, from the H-I, double L, W, double O, D
Live the life of the lowly,
Movin' white ponies, still puttin' in work for the dead homies,
Show me the way out, stayin' ready for anything under the sun,
Under the moon, under the stars, God I'm lookin' for somewhere to run
Dumpin' my gun, as soon as I'm done,
Leavin' 'em numb, with one in his lung,
Livin' fast and dyin' young, always business never for fun

[Chorus (Marilyn Rylander):]
Tell me what it is
Tell me what you want
For your 3rd Wishhhhhhhh
This is your last wishhhhhhh
Tell me what it is
Tell me what you need
For your 3rd Wishhhhhhh
This is your last wishhhhhhh

[Second Verse (SPM):]
Bussin' our teflon, at the red dawn,
I ain't fuckin' with nothin', get stepped on
The purest, I'm the surest, playin' a tourist walkin' through Saigon,
Been a hustler servin' up big bricks,
And livin' my life to hit licks,
Trip on a G like me and see the beads of banana clips Trick
Stamina cannot be duplicated,
Bite on the dust, you get faded,
So many wannabe criminals up in the game of drug-related
Open up, open up your dopehouses
Turning you men into mouses
Saggin' my burgendy trousers,
Letting you know how the South is

[Chorus]

[Bridge One (Grimm & SPM):]

[phone rings]
[SPM:] "Dopehouse Records"
[Grimm:] "Say man Los, man it ain't go right man, I'ma tell you man, Lil' Drugs
dead man."
[SPM:] "What?"
[Grimm:] "Yeah, he's dead man"
[SPM:] "Fuck"
[Grimm:] "And I got big Jon with me man, he got hit bad on the side, it don't
look good bro, it don't look good, he bleedin' bad. We can't go to the
hospital man, we ain't goin' to the hospital."
[SPM:] "Yeah"
[Grimm:] "We headed straight to the Dopehouse. Call Doc, tell him we need him."
[SPM:] "Alright my nigga, are you sure about Lil' Drugs?"
[Grimm:] "I'm sure man, he's gone baby, he's gone. We gotta get these
muthafuckas."
[SPM:] "Alright, hurry up."
[ends phone conversation, SPM starts talking to himself]
[SPM:] "Okay, this is it, I've wished for money, and I've wished for fame, but
what good is it, if I'm still stuck in this game? So, for my 3rd wish...I
just wish for all this shit to stop. Just please make it stop."

[Third Verse (SPM):]
I'm back once again for revenge,
In an all-black bulletproof Benz,
How will I get 'em? It just depends,
Hook his ass up with all his dead friends,
Here ye, here ye, sincerely,
Why so many haters fear me?
Dearly departed, y'all started some shit, and struck but couldn't come near me
We're the odyssey, young prodigy, runnin' the top notch properties,
Where snitches get shot in they arteries, but gettin' nobody's apologies
Follow me how do we master the first jack?
Since the day I was born I was cursed Black,
H-Town's where I'm doin' my dirt at,
Robbin' you hoes on horseback

[Chorus]

south park - alabama

Eighteenhundret's, Alabama!
What a great place and time!
We're so happy that we're living
in eighteenhundret's Alabama
'cause it's sunny and there is no crime!

And in this little town
In Eighteenhundret's Alabama
There's a family by the name of Keller!
Their daughter's deaf and mute
And blind as a bat,
and her parents can't even tell her!

south park - alan jackson ladder to heaven songs

Where were you when they built the Ladder to Heaven?
Did it make you feel like crying?
Or did you think it was kinda gay?
Well I for one believe in the Ladder to Heaven
Ooh yeah yeah yeah, 9-11
I said 9-11 9-11 9-11 9, 9-11

Where were you
When they ran out of stuff to build the Ladder to Heaven?

Where were you
When they saved that Ladder to Heaven?

Where were you
When they decided Heaven was a more intangible idea
And couldn't, you couldn't really...get there?
You little bastards ruined my latest song!!

south park - anything goes

South Park from the heart jump start
The game everybody in my hood selling
Crack cocane

On my block everything goes (goes)
Diamond rings on my pinky toes (toes)
Candy paint on my Cadillac (lac)
Who the fuck wanna battle rap (rap)
Believe me you don't have a chance (chance)
I come down like an avalanche (lanche)

Load the pieces widreeses watch out lo que me dices
I'm on the mic and Jaime's on the Alecis Dickie
Crieses
Fucked all your nieces I eaten up for breakfast
They taste so delicious smoke fill rooms popping
mushrooms
I feel like I'm inna mutherfucking cartoon sipping on
Red Rum
You should join us a million haters and they still
can't destroy us
On the mic I'm known to get it started cold hearted
and half ass retarded
Dearly departed and those who god guarded
The young and the lost is who I'm trying to target
The Sergeant's narcotic's division is crocked
They found my bloody money and the mutherfucker's took
it
Whoop this nigga and book this nigga
And they wonda why i such a Ruthless nigga
You can act like you can't hear me
I know your listening
I hear you talking out the pot that your pissing in
Street specialist respect my intelligence
I got gats that's made to drop elephants

On my block anything goes (goes)
Diamond rings on my pinky toes (toes)
Candy paint on my Cadillac (lac)
Who the fuck wanna battle rap (rap)

On my block anything goes (goes)
Diamond rings on my pinky toes (toes)
Believe me you don't have a chance (chance)
I come down like an avalanche (lanche)

20 ounce Mountain Dew mix it with a 2
With my nephew smoking Pepe Le Pew
Talking about a dude we don't think is groovy
I'm gonna put him to bed like Sleeping Beauty
I told you once and I'll tell ya twice
But I'm not gonna say this three or four times
You boys wanna play we don't runaway
Got damn i forgot what i was going to say
Something about 45's and Mac 11's
Desert Eagles and A K 47's
Slice your throat just like a goat
You boys can't see me with a microscope
Kick down your door and found your Snow
Smoking tough cause you hada fucking pound of Dro
After I jack all the birds in the kitchen
I hit the butt naked-n-go feed the pigeons

On my block anything goes (goes)
Diamond rings on my pinky toes (toes)
Candy paint on my Cadillac (lac)
Who the fuck wanna battle rap (rap)

On my block anything goes (goes)
Diamond rings on my pinky toes (toes)
Believe me you don't have a chance (chance)
I come down like an avalanche (lanche)

Crack hotels digital scales
Platinum necklas laced on Rockells
Shine my jew-els buff my toe nails
Who kisses and tells beez who seez hell
Smoke like rasta watch the imposta
Who's at my door a fucking cookie monsta
Hasta la vista bon a patista
12 gauge shotie make your chest look like pizza
Call me Flintstone; Land of Bedrock
I bought 2 clubs and a fucking restaurant
Take a journey where the boys die early
45 underneath a niggas rocket jersey
Turn the table buck shot be fatal
Pigs hand cuffing my wrist to my ankle
Mira muchacha's it's all about the Raza
Burn my finger try to smoke a cucaracha
They prejudice that's why they don't play mexicans
I get my dick sucked by my new receptionist
I started out with 100 tapes
If you wasn't down then get the fuck out my face

On my block anything goes (goes)
Diamond rings on my pinky toes (toes)
Candy paint on my Cadillac (lac)
Who the fuck wanna battle rap (rap)

On my block anything goes (goes)
Diamond rings on my pinky toes (toes)
Believe me you don't have a chance (chance)
I come down like an avalanche (lanche)

south park - back in time

Look at me, I'm back in time, in 1776.
With gaslight corners, cobblestone streets, and humble houses made of bricks.
What a special magic time and it's all alive for me.
I'm so glad Stan and Kyle aren't here. I hate those guys, seriously.
Seriuosly hate those guys, hate Stan and Kyle.

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