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the simpsons - jellyfish
Jellyfish
along you came
And right away I'm stung
Sweet words I long to whisper
But you've paralyzed my tounge
the simpsons - america rules
Oh beautiful for spacious skies
For amber waves of grain
Fifty stars and thirteen stripes
Okay, kids, show off your pipes
Americans are brave and loyal
So come on, jerks, give us your oil
My card here says "ACLU, "
Now look what I'm going to do
To love our country is no chore
Wait right here for our encore!
Okay, kids, show off your pipes
the simpsons - a halloween chorus line
OFF: One! chorus line of people,
Dancing till they make us stop,
Grandpa: Too!
Everyone: Many dancing people,
Covered with blood, gore and glop.
Just one sniff of that fog
And you're inside out,
It's worse than that flesh-eating virus
You've read about.
Vital organs, they are what we're dressed in.
The family dog is eyeing Bart's intestine.
Hap-py Hal-lo-we'en!
the simpsons - amendment to be
Kid: Hey, who left all this garbage on the steps of Congress?
Amendment: I'm not garbage.
(starts singing)
I'm an amendment-to-be, yes an amendment-to-be,
And I'm hoping that they'll ratify me.
There's a lot of flag-burners,
Who have got too much freedom,
I want to make it legal
For policemen to beat'em.
'Cause there's limits to our liberties,
At least I hope and pray that there are,
'Cause those liberal freaks go too far.
(spoken)
Kid: But why can't we just make a law against flag-burning?
Amendment: Because that law would be unconstitutional.
But if we changed the Constitution...
Kid: Then we could make all sorts of crazy laws!
Amendment: Now you're catching on!
Kid: What if people say you're not good enough to be in the
Constitution?
(sings)
Amendment: Then I'll crush all opposition to me,
And I'll make Ted Kennedy pay.
If he fights back, I'll say that he's gay.
(spoken)
Congressman: Good news, Amendment! They ratified ya!
You're in the US Constitution!
Amendment: Oh yeah!
the simpsons - anyone else
Hey, what do you hiding under that funny hair,
I know the light are on, but there's nobody there,
I need a new life, I need a new next of kin,
so I've got news for you, brother: I'm trading tou in.
For anyone else, in the world, I'd rather have than you
anyone else in the whole, wide world would do,
somebody who'd be a friend in need,
somebody who would care about me.
anyone else in the whole, wide world would do.
Hey, little miss perfect, who made you the queen?
who said it was cool to be so squeaky clean, oh man!
I need a playmate, someone who knows, how do I have some fun.
so I've got news for you:sister your time has come, your time is come
Anyone else, in the world, I'd rather have than you,
anyone else in the hole, wide world would do,
somebody who's got a radical mind
over the edge and way out of line
anyone else in the hole wide world would do.
I'm gonna trade you in
yeah, I'm gonna trade you in
you know you to much to take, your completely deranged
I'd sell you a dime and get nine cents change
I wouldn't take any money, that's a loosing bet,
I trade you in, for anyone I could get,
anything I could get,
anytime I could get it.
anywhere I could get it.
anyone else, in the world, I'd rather have than you
for anyone else, in the whole, wide world would do,
somebody who's be a friend in need,
somebody who would care about me
anyone else in the whole, wide world,
anyone else, in the world, I'd rather have than you.
anyone else in the whole, wide world, would do.
somebody who'd be a friend in need,
somebody who would care about me.
anyone else in the whole, wide world,
anyone else,in the world, I'd rather have than you...
the simpsons - baby on board
Baby on board
How I've adored
That sign on my car's windowpane.
Bounce in my step,
Loaded with pep,
'Cause I'm drivin' in the carpool lane.
Call me a square,
Friend I don't care,
'Cause that little yellow sign can't be ignored.
I'm telling you it's mighty nice.
Each trip's a trip to paridise
With my baby on board.
the simpsons - bagged me a homer
Oh the bases were empty on the diamond of my heart
When the coach called me up to the plate.
I'd been swingin' and missin' and lovin, and kissin.
My average was point double-o eight.
So I spit on my hands,
Knocked the dirt from my spikes,
And pointed right towards center field.
This time I'm hittin' the home run.
This time love is for real.
I'll slide I'll steal, I'll sacfice,
A lovin' fly for you.
I've been slumpin' off season,
But now I've found the reason.
I've struck on a love that is true.
I used to play the field.
I used to be a roamer.
But season's turnin' around for me now.
I've finally bagged me a homer
That's right, I've finally bagged me a homer.
the simpsons - bart the general
Bart the General {rc}
Bart: I got a B in arithmetic.
Army: I got a B in arithmetic.
Bart: Would have got an A but I was sick.
Army: Would have got an A but I was sick.
Bart: We are rubber, you are glue.
Army: We are rubber, you are glue.
Bart: It bounces off of us and sticks to you.
Army: It bounces off of us and sticks to you.
Bart: Sound off.
Army: One! Two!
Bart: Sound off!
Army: Three!! Four!!
Bart: In English class I did the best.
Army: In English class I did the best.
Bart: Because I cheated on the test.
Army: Because I cheated on the test.
Bart: Sound off.
Army: One! Two!
Bart: I can't hear you!
Army: Three!! Four!!
Bart: We are happy, we are merry.
Army: We are happy, we are merry.
Bart: We got a rhyming dictionary.
Army: We got a rhyming dictionary.
Bart: Sound off.
Army: One! Two!
Bart: One more time!
Army: Three! Four!
Bart: Bring it on home now!
Army: One! Two! Three! Four!
One! Two! ... Three-Four!
the simpsons - boozehound
[Sherry Bobbins]
In front of a Tavern, flat on his face
A boose-hound named Barney is pleading his case...
[Barney]
Buy me a beer...two bucks a glass...
C'mon help me i'm freezing my as...
Buy me brandy...a sniffer of white
Who am i kidding, i'll drink terpentine...
[Moe]
Move it! You drunk...or I'll blast your rear-end
[Barney]
I found two Bucks {Moe} Then come in my friend..
[Sherry Bobbins]
And soo we take leave of this heart warming scene...
[Bart]
Can I be a booze-hound...{Homer} Not till you're fifteen...
the simpsons - born under a bad sign
Homer: Born under a bad sign,
Been down since I began to crawl.
If it wasn't for bad luck,
You know, I wouldn't have no luck at all.
Hard luck and trouble,
Been my only friend.
I been on my own,
Ever since I was ten.
Born under a bad sign,
I been down since I began to crawl.
If it wasn't for bad luck,
You know, I wouldn't have no luck at all.
I don't like to read,
I can hardly write,
My whole life has been
One big fight.
Born under a bad sign,
I been down since I began to crawl.
If it wasn't for bad luck,
I said I wouldn't have no luck at all.
And that ain't no lie.
(Guitar solo)
You know, if it wasn't for bad luck,
I wouldn't have no kind of luck.
If it wasn't for real bad luck,
I wouldn't have no luck at all.
You know fear of falling
Is all I crave.
A big bag of pork rinds
Gonna carry me to my grave.
Born under a bad sign,
I been down since I began to crawl.
If it wasn't for bad luck,
I tell ya I wouldn't have no luck at all.
Good take boys, yeah.
I think now that I'm a blues singer, I should have some kind of name.
How 'bout Muddy Simpson. No. Big Homer. T-Bone Homer.
Blind Lemon Simpson. Blind Lemon-lime Homer. Blind Grapefruit Homer.
Blind Strawberry Alarm Clock Homer. No that's... they used that.
the simpsons - capital city
There's a swingin' town I know called...
Capital City
People stop and scream hello in...
Capital City!
It's the kind of place that makes a bum feel like a king.
It's against the law to frown in
Capital City!
You'll giggle like a stupid clown
When you chance to see 4th street and D!
Once you get a whiff of it, you'll never want to roam,
From Capital City, my home sweet swingin' home!
the simpsons - chimp a to chimp z
Troy: i hate every ape i see,
From chimpan-a to chimpanzee,
No, you'll never make a monkey out of me!
(statue of liberty rises)
O my god! i was wrong!
It was earth, all along!
You've finally made a monkey,
Apes: yes we've finally made a monkey,
Troy: yes you've
& apes: finally made a monkey out of me!
Troy: i love you, dr. zaius!
the simpsons - chimpan a to chimpan z
I hate every ape I see,
From chimpan-A to chimpan-Z.
No you'll never make a monkey out of me!
Oh my god, I was wrong.
It was Earth all along.
You finally made a monkey
Yes, we finally made a monkey
Yes, you finally made a monkey out of me!
I love you Dr. Zaius.!
the simpsons - cletus the slack jawed yokel
Some folk'll never eat a skunk
But then again, some folk'll...
Like Cletus
The slack-jawed yokel.
...
Most folk'll never lose a toe
And then again, some folk'll...
Like Cletus
The slack-jawed yokel.
the simpsons - cristyna
na na na na na
na na na na na
na na na na an
ana na na an ana
na nan na na na na
na na na na na na
na na na na na na
an na na .
jajajajajajajajaja
homer j simpson...
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