Playlist Screeching Weasel

screeching weasel - we skate

We skate - we are cool
We skate - we are straight
We skate - helluv raw
We skate - fuck the law
We are skaters tired and true
Lookout we'll run over you
We skate - we are cool
We skate - we can mosh
We skate - thrashin' mad
We skate - helluv rad

screeching weasel - 7 11

one minute past midnight and i need some cigarettes see the big sign comin up my heart starts pounding fast everything you could want is in this little shop burritos are 6,99 free coffee for the cops 7-11 (x3) there's an asshole behind the counter-this atmosphere really sucks soda and chips are overpriced so i'm shit outta luck i try to buy some rubbers and i get a murder one it's times like these in my life i wish i had a gun

screeching weasel - hey suburbia

try and tell us our future's at stake we're gonna slam dance on your grave cause we don't give a shit about tomorrow you say we're a bunch of lazy bums we just wanna act stupid and have some fun cause we don't give a shit about tomorrow hey suburbia (x3) we're in love with you (x2) we won't end up like you want us to be but so what cause we're always gonna be happy cause we don't give a shit about tomorrow tell us we'll regret the things we did but we're just gonna give you a big wet kiss cause we don't give a shit about tomorrow hey suburbia (x3) we're in love with you

screeching weasel - i hate led zeppelin

Robert Plant is a slimy fuck
John Bonham man, he really sucked
Those greedy fuckers, those phoney shits
They made their money off idiots
I hate Led Zeppelin
12 dollar concerts were all the rage
They bought cocaine for Jimmy Page
"Stairway to Heaven" makes me see red
Bonzo's buried, only three more left
I hate Led Zeppelin

screeching weasel - love

I don't wanna call you and take you to the show
I don't wanna go on dates with you
And write you sappy notes
Cause I don't need the hassles
I don't need the headaches too
And I don't wanna be in love with you (x4)
I don't wanna take you for walks on the beach
I don't want you hanging on me like a leech
Cause I know what you're trying, I know what you're trying to do
And I don't wanna be in love with you (x4)
Love is a waste of my time
Don't waste my time cause I've got better things to do
To you love is just games and
Googly eyeed teen romance
That's why I don't wanna be in love with you
I don't wanna think about you everyday
I don't wanna shower and put on aftershave
Cause love is for assholes
Yeah love is for assholes it's true
And I don't wanna be in love with you

screeching weasel - supermarket fantasy

I went through the automatic doors
My shopping cart ran in to hers
Our eyes met for a second, then she turned away
And after just a little while
I went in to the canned goods aisle
And there she was just standing there smiling
I was hoping she'd look at me
But she was checking out the lima beans
And artichoke, my heart was broken in pieces
By my supermarket fantasy
I didn't want to seem obsessed
I checked Farina off my list
But I couldn't keep my mind off those perfect lips
I saw her start to walk my way
Thought that everything would be ok
Then I ran in to the cocoa puffs display
I hurried to the checkout line
Wishing I could push back time
I looked around and she was right behind me
My supermarket fantasy
I wanna clip your coupons girl
I wanna squeeze your charmin too
I wanna be your grocery bagger forever
And we'll go shopping every night
Up and down the empty aisles
And I'll always make sure your melons are ripe
But I can't get up the nerve
I can have the best buys in the world
But I'll never share a shhopping cart with her
My supermarket fantasy

screeching weasel - i can t stand myself

i'm immature - i talk a lot i'm a lying, cheating little snot i smell bad - i don't comb my hair i steal from work - i don't fight fair girls are repulsed by the sight of me i slouch and i don't brush my teeth don't have a job - don't go to school and worst of all - i think i'm cool i can't stand myself

screeching weasel - the girl next door

white girl living in the big city in a big apartment hoouse she's living with her boyfriend nw she drives off every day for school and work she washes dishes now and watches tv on the pull out couch and every day's the same white girl moved back to the suberbs and she finally found a man who know how to take care of her she bought the perfect little house and the lawn's well manicured and she'd never missed a day of work and every day's the same white girl couldn't go on knowing she was just here wasting her time she drowned in the lake last night they found her bloated body floating but she still walks around performing all her daily chores she still don't know what life's about cause every day's the same and she's got no one to love

screeching weasel - i wanna be your boyfriend

Hey, little girl
I wanna be your boyfriend
Sweet little girl
I wanna be your boyfriend
Do you love me babe
What do you say
Do you love me babe
What can I say
Because I wanna be your boyfriend

screeching weasel - 2 7 split

we spend so much time together you would think that we could talk about it you would think that we could try to work together just one time all of my accusations don't add up to anything not to mention all of yours a string of unrelated words step back on the el-train i am alone this city's mine step back from the window tonight this city is all mine the revolution's almost here i think it's almost here we're both so fucking unhappy being together and i've never understood why it's never been that good is my existence just a force of habit maybe you're superfluous a crutch maybe i should kick you like a drug step back on the el-train i am alone this city's mine step back from the window tonight this city is all mine the revolution's almost here i think it's almost here and make no mistake i know it's a lost cause it's bad situation for everyone i try it ry like a ctacher in the rye but my arms are not big enough to catch you when you're falling i've done my part to maek this whole thing unbearable but if you really want to know how i feel before you go all that i know for sure is that i love you with all of my hear i know that i will miss you 'til the day i die step back on the green line i am alone this city's mine step back from the window tonight this fucking city's mine the revolution's almost here i think it's almost hereand make no mistake i know it's a lost cause it's a bad situation for everyone i try i try like a catcher in the rye but my arms are not big enough to catch you when you're falling no communication we're falling away is it self-preservation or reality i try i try like a catcher in the rye but i can't stop either one of us from destroyinig ourselves do you hear that the sine will rise for yoiu do you feel it the sin is rising for you do you feel it a blood red sun warming you do you do you feel it a beautiful sun watching over you do you

screeching weasel - 21 months

i tried to act as if i cared. i tried to act as if i didn't want to get out. i wasn't careful what i asked for and i got it but i hung on for 21 months. 49 days sitting, standing, not sleeping and going crazy in a corner. 49 days, my balls turned to brass and i finally won out. i did 21 months. the 21 strangest months i've ever lived. i think about all the sick things that i said, and what i did, and what was done to me and through it all i grew strong. made my stand; learned to live. i still live what i learned in 21 months.

screeching weasel - 27 things i wanna do

I've been thinking about those things
that we've been avoiding too long
and I've decided that somethings gotta be done

I've listened carefully but there's other
things that interest me instead
maybe I could just drill a hole in my head

There's 27 things I wanna do to you

Something's crawling around in my mind
everything that you do seems sublime

We've spent broken up a miserable day
but when tomorrow comes you'll be there
pounding on my brain

Now there's 27 things I wanna do to you

screeching weasel - 53rd amp 3rd

If you think you can, well come on man
I was a Green Beret in Viet Nam
No more of your fairy stories
'Cause I got my other worries
53rd & 3rd
Standing on the street
53rd & 3rd
I'm tryin' to turn a trick
53rd & 3rd
You're the one they never pick
53rd & 3rd
Don't it make you feel sick
Then I took out my razor blade
Then I did what God forbade
Now the cops are after me
But I proved that I'm no sissy

screeching weasel - 99

i think of you every minute of just about every other day it's funny but the tv doesn't seem to make my thoughts about you go away every time i think of you i start to follow clues can't call you from my shoe 99 the bathtub girls i see on bikes in lakeview all look too much like you and 99 i've got a job to do but i can't concentrate anything else at this time i know i should be getting smart but since we've been apart i can't even count as high as 99 don't tell me you're a double agent i asked you not to tell me that i'd join you in a new york minute 'cause you're so rad and that's a fact when you left me things were kaotic and i think i almost lost control but now i am a little less psychotic and my mission's not impossible i will find another girl like 99 you know the world is full of 99's but i'll remember you 99

screeching weasel - a new tomorrow

We don't believe in god or jesus christ anymore
We don't need colleges to validate our lives anymore
We don't need twelve steps to show us how weak we've become anymore
We don't need to buy into a system that offers empty promises anymore
We don't need protection against anything anybody might say
We know that government can't improve out lives anyway
We don't need to drug ourselves anymore to keep the boredom away
We don't anything except relying on ourselves for a change
I can see a new tomorrow
Now

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