Playlist Pink Guy

pink guy - in da womb

Go, go, go, go, go, go
Go fetus it's not your birthday
You're just a fetus so it's not your birthday
There's a high chance that you won't have a birthday
Cause your mama's only 16

You can find me in the womb
Bathing in the fluids
It takes you 9 months just to take a huge poo
Started with a pussy, now my pussy is a dick
It's biology
Susceptible disease
You can find me in the cervix
Coming head first
This ain't another c-section
This is real birth
And I'm a real fetus
Coming on this earth
So come give me a blanket
And a hot towel

When you see my head in the pussy coming out
I've been eating all this shit my mama chug down
So she drank a little booze? So my head is fucked up
She smoked a little cigarette? I got a extra thumb
My mama's from Chernobyl, so I got an extra head
My mama's from China? One child policy
My mama's from the ghetto? So she drinks the Hennessy
That results with me
Getting a c-section
My mama had protein, and I get a little bigger
In the 1800's you can find me in the river
I've been dead for 2 months (x2)

My only ambition is to suck up some titties
So I come out the pussy all smelly and shitty
And the doctor slap my ass like I'm in the club strippin'
I'm a fetus motherfucker don't you ever be trippin'

You can find me in the womb
Bathing in the fluids
It takes you 9 months just to take a huge poo
Started with a pussy, now my pussy is a dick
It's biology
Susceptible disease
You can find me in the cervix
Coming head first
This ain't another c-section
This is real birth
And I'm a real fetus
Coming on this earth
So come give me a blanket
And a hot towel

Yeah I listen to death metal
Because I'm screaming and covered in blood

pink guy - a true friend

A day of panic and desperation at the Cincinnati zoo
A 4-year-old boy slips into the zoo's gorilla habitat and over a moat wall
Suddenly, Harambe, a 17-year-old 400-pound gorilla approaches the boy
His mother watches in horror at what happens next

Mommy's right here

OOh, Harambe (Harambe)
We miss you
We want you to come back
OOh, Harambe (Harambe) (Harambe)
You were so big and strong
And ever since you're gone (I can't sleep)
Life just ain't the same without you
Without you (without you)
When I woke up on the 28th of May
I looked at the Tv with tears running down my cheeks

OOh, I miss you, Harambe
I wish they took that mother's life instead
Uh, Harambe, Harambe (Harambe, Harambe)
I miss you (Harambe)
Harambe, why did you go?
Harambe, Harambe (Harambe)
I want you to come back
Is that so much to ask?
Harambe (Harambe)

pink guy - anal beads

Anal beads (4x)

It goes pop-pop-pop when it's coming out my asshole
And it feels good
And it feels good (It feels good!)
And it feels good
And it feels good tonight (I broke a dog's neck!)

In the darkest of times
You're there for me (I love you!)
In the darkest of times
These anal beads take care of me (They take care of me!)
Shove it up real good (Please?)
Now it kind of hurts (Ow...)
Oh, no! (What?)
And I need an ambulance! (Oh my God, it's huge!)
Call the ambulance! (Someone needs to kill that thing!)
Now my ass is bleeding
Ass is bleeding (4x)
Ain't nothing wrong with that (4x)

My ass is bleeding
Ass is bleeding (10x)

pink guy - are you serious

Yeah, Yeah, Yeah, Yeah, Yeah, Yeah
Fuck up out my face yah
Stop bobbing on my dick
Gotta get the coin
And I gotta get it quick
I don't got time
For another little bitch
Like oh my lord
Are you fucking serious?
Y'all are y'all fucking trash
Y'all are y'all fucking trash
Y'all are y'all fucking trash uh
I just fucked your bitch yah
So watcha gonna do?
Stay the fuck outta my business
Stay away from the loot yah
Fuck up out my face yah
Y'all wanna get a taste yah
Y'all motherfuckers wasted yah
Imma hit em' with a case yah
I don't fuck with pussies
Call me gay
(skrrt skrrt gay gay)
I don't fuck with cunts
Call me homo
(call me a homo)
Cuz if you tryna fuck me
That's a no no
And if you tryna run me
I say go go
Bitch I wish you would
(yuh yuh)
I eat the pussy like
Young M. A. on her period
yeah yeah yeah
They tell me I'm way too dirty
I aint get no radio air
I get to cum in your sister's mouth
And your mother's hair
(yah yah)
I get the will to your grandma's house
And your father's shares
(ooh)
Are you fucking serious?
Stop bobbing on my dick
Gotta get the coin
And I gotta get it quick
I don't got time
For another little bitch
Like oh my lord
Are you fucking serious?
Y'all are y'all fucking trash
Y'all are y'all fucking trash
Y'all are y'all fucking trash uh
Are you fucking serious?
Hop off my dick
Hop on my dick
Unless you're my bitch
You know I'm the shit
I'll play whith her clit yah
She using her spit to rub on my dick
She know it don't fit yah
Motherfucking ride that pussy
Motherfucking ride that pussy
Anyway
Yah, ey, yah, ey, yah, ey, yah
ey, yah, ey, yah, ah, yah, yah

pink guy - bad words

I hear screaming down the hallways
Because you're gay
You're a giant faggot
You should kill yourself
I hear screaming down the hallways
You giant ass-wipe
You're a total faggot
You should kill yourself (x5)

pink guy - balls

Balls

These bitches wanna suck my
Balls
These bitches wanna suck my
Balls
These bitches wanna suck my
Balls
These bitches wanna suck my
Balls

Hello ladies, do you like
Balls?
Give me pussy
And I will give you
Balls

Balls
Balls
Balls
Balls

Balls

pink guy - big mama

Big mama, selling narcota
How much do it cost bitch? None, zip, nada
Run from policia, ain't no drama
Fresh new Adidas for the newborn stamina
Flow so pretty I would turn around and fuck it
Asian girl screams, that's the Bangkok Ruckus
Not a crack-pipe, but I crack pipe vocally
Pipe kids down with the black cane locally
Got a thick layer of bullshit that covers me
Spying on your girl from a tree like Discovery Channel
Bust through your girl's vag canal
Fuck her in the ass, less humps than a camel
Yo, riddle this fictitious little kiddo
That rinses dishes
Blow kisses to bad girls they flinch itches
Mad sketchy like Craigslist, ain't shit
Ya'll finish short, like a midget at the races
When I'm on the beat, I'm something like a cipher
Podium possess kid, keep it old school, like a type writer
Night-rides a horse, so I'm a knight rider
Something like a king bombing on these Al-Quaders
Bitch!
No, I'm just scanning a thin line
Between a piece of shit and a battle of ill minds
I got dumb people that be testing my rhymes
But I can bend around the process and steadily incline
So when they ask, "Who am I? "
Make a death slow, and they feel the pain
And when I'm not on my pill, my brain deteriorates and I go insane

pink guy - bitches ain 039 t shit

Bitches ain't shit but hoes and tricks
Lick on these nuts and suck a dick
Get the fuck out after you're done
And I hope into my ride to make a quick run

Bitches ain't shit
(Man fuck this bitches)
Mhm so lick the nuts and suck a dick
Bitches ain't shit
Mhm so lick the nuts and suck a dick

pink guy - dick pays rent

I let the beat drop like old people with polio
(That's actually really fucked up)

Santa's brother:
Bitches can't handle my shit
They get really excited when they see my dick
My dick pays rent, and my dick pays quick
So I got a little story that'll rattle your tits
Why wasn't the chicken abled to cross the road?
Because it was disabled
The doctors say I have a disease
But I find that really fucking hard to believe
I hang dogs from trees so I can raise the roof
I turned around way too fast and knocked things off the shelf with my dick
Now it's really red and blue like lilo and stitch
Now it's really starting to itch, hepatitis
This beat drops like my balls at the age of twelve
My nipple shrivels up like a dehydrated elf
I shot an old man in the kneecaps
I shot an old man in the kneecaps
They call me moose knuckles
Because when I sit down, you can see my balls stick out like moose knuckles
I get diseases from the great sex
I'm coughing up blood so I'm gonna pass the mic

Pink Guy:
Bitches can't handle my shit
They get really excited when they see my dick
My dick pays rent, and my dick pays quick
So I got a little story that'll rattle your tits
They call me Mr. Fancy Pants, with these nasty rants
They wanna get a little Mr. Magic Man
They want a little fire from the land japan
So I give a little hell for these faggots man
I shake things up like parkinson's on these faggots with cars and rims
Cuz we're having a blast
Like kim jung on his last lung bombing america son, yeah
You can't kill me, cuz Chin Chin is my lord
Fuck that I ain't about the peace
I'm really all about that vaginal crease
Cuz I'm done with you assholes
You fail hard like you're missin a class tho

Mother fucker I will kill you
Mother fucker I will kill you

Santa's Brother:
Well that was pretty mean
Pink Guy:
Yeah, well you're pretty fucking disgusting

pink guy - do the salamander

Can't handle all these nipples (x4)

Do the salamander (Nyess) (x4)
Rub your nipples like (Nyess) (x4)

Welcome to the rice fields
This is how my nipple feels
Buy some Amphibians
I can give you nice feels
Rubbing on my nipples till it's bleeding
Believe us the salamander's got a huge penis
If you want to do the dance then be careful
All you gotta do is hump the air and rub your nipples (Nyess)
Fuck frogs, fuck toads, fuck newts, fuck the animals
The salamander's number 1
Look at these nipples (x4)
Motherfucker they are beautiful
Can't handle all these nipples
I'm talking to these tits like I was Dr Dolittle

Do the salamander (Nyess) (x4)
Rub your nipples like (Nyess) (x4)
(Repeat once)

Can't handle all these nipples (x4)

And don't you ever let me catch you in my rice fields again
You punk ass bitch

pink guy - dog festival directions

If you want to eat some dog
I have good news
There's an annual dog festival
Where you can eat all the dog you want
And it's located in Yulin Guangxi China
And the festival spans about ten days
With 15 thousand dogs consumed
And it goes from the 21st to the 30th of June
I just wanna let you know
I'm just tryna' be a bro
So you first take a flight to Guangzhou China
Once you get off at that airport
You wanna ask around for the Guangxi provincial bus
And it costs 20 Us dollars
And it's a four and a half hour ride
And you get off at Maoming West
Just remember Maoming West
Now you might have to stay there a full night
Depending on the time you arrive
Because the next bus that goes to Yulin
only runs like once a day
And you have to buy another ticket
It's about another 22 bucks
But from there it goes straight to Yulin
Soon enough you'll be eating some dog
Now there are about 8 available hotels in Yulin
I'm checking online now
I suggest the Yulin Lijing International Hotel
Offering a sauna, fitness center
Wow it's not too bad at all
Nevermind, it's 50 bucks a night
But with free complementary breakfast
And a free cancelation fee
So it's not a bad as I thought
When you're ready
the concierge will know exactly
which festival you're talking about
And he or she will give you directions
So take a cab
But don't get ripped off
If you're white they'll charge you double
I shit you not
I shit you not
But anyways enjoy your flight
Goodbye
Enjoy the dog festival

pink guy - douchebag

You're a douchebag, you're a douchebag
You're a douchebag, you're a douchebag

pink guy - f f and the crew

[Filthy Frank]
Yeah!
Shit!
Tits!

Welcome to the mixtape
I'm your host for tonight
Filthy Frank
Yeah

Yeah
I shot your mom in the dick
I'm an over-sized midget with a bucket of shit
Yeah I like to pee
I'm that one kid who hung your dog from a tree
I'm not racist
I just don't like people's skin darker than mine
Or people that pray to shrines
Because they're dirty
They walk around barefoot
And they have no vaccines
I like women
Don't get me wrong
But there ain't nothing wrong
With a good old fashioned dick
You can find me outside in a white van
Having sex with a pigeon
Man
Yeah and when I'm done with the pigeon
I'll let it fly back to the jungle
Yeah
And it's easy to see
Filthy Frank and crew
Taking over Mtv

Yeah
You know who it is
I got the whole crew with us tonight
Pink Guy!
Let's go!

[Pink Guy's gibberish in Japanese]

[Filthy Frank]
Are you ok?

[Pink Guy]
Hah
It's pink guy
Up in this bitch
(Aah!)
Let's go

Yo
It's pink guy
If you mess with me you'll get pink eye
Cause your mouth is near my anus (x2)

[Filthy Frank]
How do you like that?
We got the whole crew up in here tonight
And I got you a special guest
Tony the Turd
Lets go!

[Tony the Turd]
[Gibberish] Tony the Turd, fuck women a lot, I like it it's nice

[Filthy Frank]
Yeah that's definitely a stroke
Medic! (x2)
Shit
Cpr

pink guy - frank says

[Intro]
Yo
Get the fuck up!
Frank says get the fuck up!

[Verse 1: Pink Guy]
I keep it tight like a nun's ass, get it?
Y'all fuckers go home and masturbate to Reddit
Flow dirty like I got a bad tooth decay
Y'all no props like a run down theatre play
Ball so hard, like my nuts are in spandex
These bandits will see my antics and bounce like gymnastics
When I'm done running on these wack beats like track meets
A hard sole like athlete's feet
Couldn't battle me, due to bad beef like cow disease
(How does he do that?)

[The Rap in Pink Guy's Dialect]

[Verse 2: Pink Guy]
Rap and kill a stage while runnin' like ten errands
Your rhymes just as relevant as Taliban veterans
Name any fool on the mic I'm not better than
David Letterman ain't tonight's only specimen
Hard on these tracks like a motherfucking locomotive
Train on these beats for the folks that'll know the focus
If I want to set a fire that set it with set schemes
I've been doing this since you were a wet dream
Stop be cool, like an Ac's fuse blows
Stay high like you're standing in on a Jew's nose
I'm fucking cannibalistic
So quit this interpretation of animal bitch-tricks
Rhymes so pussy I can fill your fucking ovaries
From halfway across the world, so don't bring them over please
Go to Greece, or some place in the East
If your rhymes remain fat, then fuck it, I'll be obese
It ain't a party 'till the titties involved
So stand the fuck up like you sat on your balls, playa
Like you sat on your balls, playa (x2)

[Outro]
Oww!
Yo
Shoutouts to Salamander man for taking my, uhh, Hotpocket this morning
I'm gunna fucking kill you

pink guy - fried noodles

What happened?
His head fell off!
His head fell off?
Yeah, he was pretty old
Oh, that's it! I've had it with this dump!
We got no food, we got no jobs, our pet's heads are falling off!

Pussy, pussy, pussy
Can't you see
You bitches can't do it like me
Motherfuckers stay mad
Like I killed the mom or something
If you really didn't care
You'd let it be

I've been dying since day one
But y'all knew that
My dick is like Americans
Too fat, but dangerous
I'm the grimiest motherfucker to walk this earth
The shit I do is way below dirty sewers, a connoisseur
I'm a flying reptile
A pterodactyl on Adderall
I've got a bunch of scales that I dug up
You've never heard at all
Eat a dick little faggot, jeez
And furthermore
You trying to scrap with me
I don't beef, faggot
I'm herbivore
Hmm
I crawled into the industry
A saturated circus
Manipulating like Hillary
They say I'm crazy
But lately they've been defending me
Because take a look around, motherfucker
Everyone's digging me

I live in a constant state of fear and misery
Do you miss me anymore?
And I don't even notice
When it hurts anymore
Anymore
Anymore
Anymore

Pussy, pussy, pussy
Can't you read
I'm a dirty old pussy eating freak
Motherfuckers still mad
Like I killed the mom or something
If you really didn't care
You'd let me eat

Here we go again
I'll make jokes about your estrogen
That's pretty much the rest of this song
I'm roasting everything
I'm a weird little entity
That'll enter titties
And bust all over the tummy and little nippies
(Ew!)
I know I'm morbid at times
That's how I like to be
They call my dick a mammoth
You're salty you got a micro-d
Classic penis joke
Inserted with appropriate timing
Because if I ain't got a penis line
I ain't dining
No homo, but seriously I'm getting faded
And my life is like my vids
Low budget and underrated
Kids, the only way to succeed
Is to chip away at the soul
And hope by the time you get there
You ain't singin'

I live in a constant state of fear and misery
Do you miss me anymore?
And I don't even notice
When it hurts anymore
Anymore
Anymore
Anymore

pink guy