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paint - after ever after disney parody

If you've ever wondered why
Disney's tales all end in lies
Here's what happened after all their dreams came true

I loved being princess down in
This beautiful ocean blue
But mermaids are going missing
They end up in someone's stew
So just try to put yourself into somebody else's gills
You're killing my ecosysten
With fishing and oil spills
Oh No! Thank you Bp, Thank you Bp
The British are killing
Oil spilling, now I can't see
My Eyes!
Chinamen feast on Flounder's fins
Plus the Japonese killed all my whale friends
Oceans are browning, I think I'm drowing
Thanks to Bp

You Suck!

Hey, I'm Ok but I'm slightly scared
My husband's a mark for the War on Terror
Aladdin was taken by the Cia
We're not Taliban
You've got the wrong man
In Guantanamo Bay
Price Ali, Where could he be?
Drowning in wawa
Interrogation from the nation of the "free"
Bin Laden's taken the fall
We're not trained pilots at all
Jafar went crazy and no one put up a fuss
We're for freedom, Genie can vouch for us
Bush was crazy, Obama's lazy
Al-Qaeda's not in this country
Set free my Prince Ali

A whore! A whore!
A whore, a whore, a whore!

This town's gone wild since I married Adam
They think I'm going straight to hell
But the charges laid on me of bestiality
Could wind up getting me thrown in a cell
No, I'm overrun by mad men
I hear they plan to burn me at the stake
They legit belive I'm Satan
And now I hear that Peta's gonna take my beast away

After John Smith traveled back to England
I helped my people cultivate the fields
More English, French, and Spaniards came to visit
And they greeted us with guns and germs and steel
They forced us into unknown lands of exile
They pillaged, raped, and left us all for dead
So now I'm far more liberal with a weapon
When I separate their bodies from their heads
Have you ever held the entrails of an English guy?
Wait! What?
Or bit the beating hearts of Spanish men?
Can you shoot an arrow in some French guy's eyeball?
Can you paint with the red colors in these men?
I can murder If I please 'cause I'm dying of disease
I can paint with the red colors in these men

Thaks to Bp
Where's Prince Ali
Bestiality
I've got Stds

paint - duet with myself

I love your hair, your smile, your clothes
I love your cankles and your elephant nose
I love your freckles and your eyes
Don't forget about her thunder thighs

Girl, did it hurt when you fell from heaven
It hurt, she landed on her face
Girl, I need to put you on my "to do list"
Or my hit list, whichever really works
If you were a booger I'd pick you first
Well I'd lick you first

Girl, you're everything I (don't) want
You're everything I (don't) need
Without you I can barely (finally) breath

You're so fat
You got arrested at the airport for 10 pounds of crack
Not even Clinton would sleep with you
When trucks back up they beep like you
And no one wants to be with you
I never want to see you again

You're like the elephant man
It looks like you seriously stopped a van with your face
Your face is like the sun
Yep, it burns my retinas
You have beautiful puppy dog eyes
Maybe you should go to the vet

You smell like a pig and you look like a fish
If you were a cow I'd put you right on a dish
You're crazy like a monkey you belong in a zoo
If you were a horse I'd turn you right into glue

Your eyes are like a pond in which the fish of beauty swim
You have a mustache like my dads, you really need a trim
All I really wanted to say
Is I love (hate) you

paint - harry potter in 99 seconds

There once was a boy named Harry
Destined to be a star
His parents were killed by Voldemort
Who gave him a lightning scar.

Harry, you a wizard!
Harry goes to Hogwarts, he meets Ron and Hermione
Mcgonagall requires he play for Gryffindor
Draco is a daddy's boy, Quirrell becomes unemployed
The Sorcerer's Stone is destroyed by Dumbledore.

Rony breaks his wand, and Ginny's gone
And Harry's in mortal danger
Tom Riddle hides his snake inside
His ginormous secret chamber.
Harry blows up Aunt Marge

The dementors come and take charge
Lupin is a wolf, the rat's a man
And now the prisioner is at large.
They use time travel so they can save the prisioner of Azkaban
Who just so happens to be Harry's Godfather

I don't really get either.
Harry gets put in the Triwizard Tournament
With dragons and mermaids. Oh no!
Edward Cullen gets slayed, he's back!

Harry, Harry, it's getting scary, Voldemort's back
You're a revolutionary Harry.
Dumbledore, Dumbledore, why is he ignoring your
Constant attempts to contact him?

He is forced to leave the school, Umbridge arrives
Draco's a tool. Kids break into the Ministry
Sirius Black is dead as can be.
Split your soul, seven parts of a whole

They're Horcruxes, it's Dumbledore's end!
There once was a boy named Harry
Who constantly conquered death
But in one final duel between good and bad
He may take his final breath.

paint - lord of the rings in 99 seconds

paint - movie villain medley

I started as a nobody
And grew up as a freak
My dad drank booze
My mom smoked pot

I had a poor physiche
But now I'm running gotham
Cause that bat's delirious
I shoot up all the good guys asking
Why so serious?

Can't read my
Can't read my
No they can't read my joker face
Cause I'm a psychopathic killer

Can't read my
Can't read my
No they can't read my joker face
I even killed the fat bus driver
Obi-wan kenobi and yoda

I'm wearing black space pants
My name is vader
And I'll blow up your world
I'm your dad
And I wear black space pants

I am the dark lord and I'll never be loved
I'm your dad and I wear black space pants
The jew hunter's here
I'm smelling the fear
Some may call me cruel

But I got beat up in high school
So I take it out
On every single jew throughout
Germany and france
I'm a real bad man
You're dead unless you somehow stop me

Cause I'm a
I'm a nazi
I'm a mastermind
I won't stop until those jews are mine
I'm tarantino's man
I killed a girl named anne (frank)

Can't stop me
Cause I'm a
I'm a nazi
I've got a thing
For shooting guys
They're too distracted by my size
I'm curving bullets and
I'm sticking it to the man
I'm slipping cars and looking hot

Cause I've got implants
It's gonna be okay
Big big - boob boobs
Got implants
Don't get in my way

I've got big boobs
Got implants
I'll blow you away
Big big - boob boobs
Got implants
Man this is a movie villain medley

paint - stitches

I thought that I've been hurt before
But no one's ever left me quite this sore
Your words cut deeper than a knife
Now I need someone to breathe me back to life

Got a feeling that I'm going under
But I know that I'll make it out alive
If I quit calling you my lover
Move on

You watch me bleed until I can't breathe
I'm shaking, falling onto my knees
And now that I'm without your kisses
I'll be needing stitches
I'm tripping over myself
I'm aching begging you to come help
And now that I'm without your kisses
I'll be needing stitches

Just like a moth drawn to a flame
Oh, you lured me in, I couldn't sense the pain
Your bitter heart cold to the touch
Now I'm gonna reap what I sow
I'm left seeing red on my own

Got a feeling that I'm going under
But I know that I'll make it out alive
If I quit calling you my lover
Move on

You watch me bleed until I can't breathe
I'm shaking, falling onto my knees
And now that I'm without your kisses
I'll be needing stitches
I'm tripping over myself
I'm aching begging you to come help
And now that I'm without your kisses
I'll be needing stitches

Needle and the thread
Gotta get you out of my head
Needle and the thread
Gonna wind up dead

Needle and the thread
Gotta get you out of my head
Needle and the thread
Gonna wind up dead

Needle and the thread
Gotta get you out of my head
Needle and the thread
Gonna wind up dead

Needle and the thread
Gotta get you out of my head, get you out of my head

You watch me bleed until I can't breathe
I'm shaking, falling onto my knees
(Falling on my knees)
And now that I'm without your kisses
I'll be needing stitches
(And I'll be needing stitches)
I'm tripping over myself
I'm aching begging you to come help
(Begging, "baby, please")
And now that I'm without your kisses
I'll be needing stitches

(And now that)
I'm without your kisses
I'll be needing stitches
(And now that)
I'm without your kisses
I'll be needing stitches

paint - the lord of the rings in 99 seconds

The lord of the rings
Hobbits, dwarves
Elves and men
Kings and queens
Epicness
Lord of the rings
The greatest tale ever told on your screen
Po-ta-toes

Frodo must bring the ring to the elves
Aragorn fights off
The nine evil ringwraiths
The fellowship forms
Saruman's a jerk
Gandalf's torn from the group
You shall not pass
Boromir's embedded
Uruk-hai's beheaded
Like a boss
The fellowship is broken
Thank for that j. r. r. tolkien
Frodo's gone
And sam's coming with you

Gollum leads the ring to mordor
My precious
Gandalf the white returns to wage war
Pip and merry hug trees
Théoden is like benjamin button
He's aging backwards
Legolas surfs on a shield to defend
Helm's deep
Big trees
Are attacking the orcs

The sword has been reforged and
Now a legion of ghosts are at hand
(he's a king)
Sam uses his spider slay skills
While the elf and gimli count kills
One last battle
It's good vs evil
Frodo you must
Destroy the
Ring of power
No!
Destroy it!

It's mine!
Destroy it!
It's mine!
Aragorn sits on his throne
Middle earth is saved
By the smallest of things
In the lord of the rings

paint - tourist a love song from paris

At least I avoided cliché
Holding nobody's hand
Along the Champs-Ã?lysées
Taking my time
Breaking bread, sipping wine
Meant for two

It's a beautiful city for saps
But turn out the lights
We're too clever for that
And I know, I know we're not in love
But we'd fool this old town
With the view of us
Thoughts from the tourist
Alone

We could fall for the streets of Paris
But the Eiffel's a joke
And the punchline is me
And you know, you know it's not funny
But we'd laugh 'till it was
Just the two of us
Thoughts from the tourist
Alone

And I know, I know that we tried
To survive on a lie we couldn't endure
So what's just one more
Thought from the tourist
Imagining the two of us
Alone?

paint - voldemort

Voldemort is here

My daddy told me when I was young
"You are just a big mistake"
He left me stranded in an orphanage
To hurt my friends and talk to snakes

There's nothing wrong with loving who you are
So I accepted evil in my veins
I split my soul up into seven parts
To put the mudbloods all in chains

You better kneel down and pray
Cuz Volde's seizin' the day
I've made a comeback, baby
And I'm born to slay

All of you muggles are swine
I got no nose but I'm fine
I am the Dark Lord, baby
And I'm born to slay

Welcome to the darker day
Harry, Ron, Hermione
Baby, I was born to slay
I will make that Potter pay
Voldemort is here to slay
I am the Dark Lord, baby
And I was born to slay

paint - after ever after 2

If you've ever wondered why
Disney tales all end in lies
Here's what happened
After all their dreams came true

Be a, Be a, Be a man
After saving China I went home alone
I was feeling conflicts in my lower zone
I've been dressing like a guy for months
Now I'm losing all control
I think I am a guy in my soul
I wanna be a man
Soldier 1: I've never seen a guy so hot
Mulan: Time to reinvent the new me
Soldier 2: Every time he speaks it makes me want to sing
(I'm so confused)
Soldier 1: Be quiet, or we'll get caught
Soldier 3: Maybe one day he'll screw me
M: Now I really get why my nickname is Ping
I've gotta be a man
I've got the brains and the bite of females
Plus the brute and the brawn of dudes
I know I'm ready for transformation
It's time to replace all these useless tubes
(Good for you)

The prince was absolutely
The only single wish my heart made
Guess my wish came true
But we never really talked much
Before he discovered my shoe
The night after we got married
I recounted all of my plights
Of how I fit inside a pumpkin
My canines turned to coachmen
Prince threw me in Bedlam that night
The white jackets say I'm nutty (she's nutty as a bat)
Cause my clothes are sewn by rats (put some
meds in her food)
But their pills turn my brain to putty blarg
Got her
Now Lucifer's not just my cat (I Am Satan)
Their insulin puts me under
Shock therapy's made me insane
And after years of steady frying
The doctors gave up trying
They stuck 2 steel rods in my brain

I spent a bloomin lifetime
To open my cafe
Then I took a dive in 2005
Now it's washed away
(it's all washed away)
I was picked up by a chopper
After four nights on my roof
Now my new home is the Astrodome
Cause New Orleans ain't Katrina proof
Ya better carry 'round a shotgun
Or looters take your kids
Ya better pee inside of jam jars
Be sure to keep those lids (ew)
We needed Noah but we got Bush
Our "savior" flew away and hid
Rough seas and levees
Rough seas and levees
Rough seas and levees, I'm dead

There is no snow on the mountain tonight
Just sulfur in the air
A kingdom of greenhouse gases
Only Bill Nye seems to care
My town is melting, breaking off into the sea
It's time I show the strength of an evil queen
With Germany and Putin, too
I'll free the penguins and throw you in a zoo
We're going green by spilling red
And if you're not dead
I built a hoard of evil snowmen
We're gonna take over the world
Let it snow, let it snow
Now Fox News will need heat lamps
(Mother Russia!)
Let it snow, let it snow
I hope you concentrate in camp (Heil Elsa)
We don't care who we have to slay
Let my troops march on
The cold's coming back and it's here to stay

Tiana: I sunk like a brick
Cinderella: Prince thinks I'm sick
Elsa: Ice is melting quick
Mulan: Now I have a lot of self esteem

paint - boy brand

(Nsync)

Mid-life is tough, babe
The end is nigh
I've seen boy bands come and go
Yeah
The wife read "Fifty Shades of Grey"
'cause I couldn't please
She left me like that
No strings attached
Every little thing I do
Never seems to pull me through
Depression made my marrige break up
And my Porsche won't make love
Never got my Ged
Or a guest spot on Glee
Since I turned forty - thraay

(One Direction)

You're insecure
Feel like a bore
I've got a hunch we know what you'll adore
It's time to seize
With 1 disease
We'll burn you up hotter than 98 degrees
Cold corporate suits in the room can smell it
Simon says we're brand new
A horde of girls threw my date down an empty well
After they threatened to drown me in styling gel
This band's been grown from the help of my cloning cells
They all know
They all know we're beautiful
Songs manufactured so carefully
Flip of my hair I cure cancer and heart disease
Me Me Me Me Me Me Me Me Me Us Me Me
We all know
We all know we're beautiful
That's what makes you buy our shh

(Jonas Brothers)

I got so old
Just rollin' in Mickey Gold
But I lost control
And I'm ready to smoke a bowl
Big Disney's diggin' for treasure
Took my youth as a financial endeavor
But my pure finger's ready for pleasure
So I'm breaking up (breaking up) with you Disney
And lightin' up (lightin' up) with Team Miley

(Backstreet Boys)

Yeah
Your one desire
Make us retire
Don't care how hard you pray
Backsteet is here to stay
Sex appeal
It's our sixth or seventh comeback
Buns of steal
One guy still has a six pack
Let's get real
Calling milfs and Tyler Oakley
Backstreet is here to stay
Your mom
Your mom
Your mom
Your mom
Our demographic
In this consumer market
Your mom is our target
(We're touring with the new kids)
For our boy band buffet
'Cause backstreet is here to stay
Yeah boy bands are here to stay

paint - share the love

Hey girl, yeah I've liked you for a while
I like your hair, your voice, your eyes, your butt, your skin and smile
So even though I'm awkward most of the time
I still consider you absolutely sublime
Hey girl, yeah I'm really not a freak
Except for those times that I've watched you sleep
So even though you probably think I'm gay
You turn me on more than anne hathaway

And I just wanted to say
I love you, I love you
I love you more than emos love girl jeans
I love you

Hey girlfriend, I like you more than food
But I also like your boyfriend so don't be rude
So because you stole him away from me
I'll gladly break your face and shatter your knees
And I just wanted to say
I love you, I love you
I love throwing up my food to lose weight
I love you

Hey boy, ya know I think you're such a hottie
I like your hair, your voice, your eyes, your clothes, your abs and body
So even though you left me for that bitch in 7th grade
I'm glad you were the first guy that I ever laid
And I just wanted to say
I love you, I love you
I love you more than my momma love chinese food
I love you

Hey dude, this might sound really gay
I like your clothes, your taste in girls, your smell and body spray
So even though I made out with your girlfriend last week
You're the coolest guy I ever wanted to meet
And I just wanted to say
I love you, I love you
I love you more than I love kissing your girlfriend
I love you

Hey mommy, I only like you when you're nice
I like it when you give me toys and cake and coke with ice
So even though you spank me when I break your favorite things
I still love you and it makes me want to sing (about how mean you are)
And I just wanted to say
I love you, I love you
I love you more than dad loves playboy books
I love you

Hey guys, you're all looking pretty great
Please comment and subscribe and don't forget to rate
So even though I really don't know you as a friend
I'll be there for you till the very end (of this video)
And I just wanted to say
I love you, I love you
I love you more than asians love homework
I love you

paint