MELHORES MÚSICAS / MAIS TOCADAS
legally blonde the musical - bend and snap
Margot
You got the pom poms
It's time to shake 'em!
Ready!? ok!
Look at my ass, look at my thighs
I'm cabniet to the guys
They chase my tail
They drool and pant
They wanna touch this but they can't, no!
All the boys want to come and play
Snap my fingers and they obey
Why do they follow me all around all day
Watch me while i walk away
I bend and snap
Feel how hot it's getting
Bend and snap
Then when you got em sweatin'
Spring the trap
They cheer and clap
No time man
Candy man
It's the bend and snap
Paulette
Oh that's easy for you to say
Serena
And you!
Girl if you wanna make the team
Make some self esteem
Pilar
The more you jump around and scream
The sexier you seem
Paulette
Sorry girls that ain't how i play
This wouldn't work if i tried all day
I gotta go get my asthma spray
Watch me while i walk away
Serena
No wait before you walk away
Just bend and snap
Look how good your getting
Bend and snap
I'm bet right now you're sweatin'
Spring the trap
And cheer and clap
Show your man come on man
Call the bend...
Elle
Its not the time to over think
Just try it once he'll buy you a drink
Woman
Excuse me would you teach me that?
I'm tired of living alone with my cat
Elle
Sure
Hairdresser
Nowadays i do dye jobs and curls
But here's how we did it in the laker girls
Come on paulette
Look, do it and we'll go away
Paulette
Ok ok ok ok
Girls
Beeeeennnnndd annnnnd snap
Guys
Damn!
Paulette
Hey wait a second when i beckoned
Look how the guys came running
Like i'm
Guys
Kickin'
Paulette
Finger
Guys
Lickin'
Both:
Like i'm frickin'
Wicked stunning
Paulette
Will you pay for stuff i buy?
Guys
Yes!
Paulette
And bake me cake and pie?
Guys
Yes!
Paulette
An hold me when i cry?
Both
Yes!
Paulette
And i will tell you why
All
Why?
Paulette
I'm too rocking to lock away
All the boys come to gawk away
Dropping jaws from a block away
Watching how i walk away
Guys
Love to watch her walk away
Paulette:
I bend and snap
Now look how hot it's getting
Bend and snap
I bet right now you're sweating
All
Spring the trap then cheer and clap
Paulette
I depend on my friend
All
Go paulette!
Go paulette!
Paulette
I depend on my friend
All
Go go go paulette!
Paulette
I depend on my friend called the bend and snap!
All
The bend and snap
The bend and snap
The bend and snap
The bend and snap
The bend and snap
The bend and snap
Paulette
I'm gonna give me some...
Kyle!
Kyle
Paulette, did i leave my stylesse?
All
...and snap!
Kyle
Ahhh!
Paulette
Oh crap!
legally blonde the musical - blood in the water
CALLAHAN
Now when you choose a law career
The moment you embark
There is that joke you're bound hear
A lawyer is a shark
Ignore that, it's simplistic and it's dumb
Only some of you will turn out sharks, just some
The rest are chum
Our topic is blood in the water
Kids, it's time you faced
Law school is a waste
Oh yes, unless you acquire a taste for
Blood in the water
Dark and red and raw
You're nothing until the thrill of the kill
Becomes your only law
(spoken) Mr. . . . Shultz , hypothetical question.
Would you be willing to defend the following banker accused of fraud?
(sung) A kind old grandma took her savings and she sent it
Off to your client, all she saved since she was born
Well he promised to invest it, but he spent it
On prostitutes and heroine and porn
STUDENT
(spoken) No, I would not want to take that case!
CALLAHAN
Wrong! This one is a win unless you're lazy
Grandma's broke; she'll have some hack from legal aid!
Put her on the stand and call her old and crazy
Your guy goes free and he can get you high and laid
Look for the blood in the water
Read your Thomas Hobbs
Only spineless snobs
Will quarrel with the morally dubious jobs
Yes, blood in the water
Your scruples are a flaw
(spoken) Ms. . . . Hupes, hypothetical question.
Would you be the right lawyer for the following client?
(sung) Say they offer you a bundle for defending
A famous hit man for the mafia elite
Seems he missed his chosen prey
Killed a nun and drove away
Running over three cute puppies in the street
STUDENT
(spoken) What, you think I wouldn't defend him just because he's a typical man?
CALLAHAN
(spoken) Oh, you lesbians think you're so tough
STUDENT
(spoken) But--
CALLAHAN
Oh dear, I fear my comment has offended
Hard to argue, though, when you're too mad to speak
Your employment will be very quickly ended
When they see how your emotions make you weak
So what's my point? I run a billion dollar law firm!
And I hire four new interns every year
From this class I will select four young sharks whom I respect
And those four will have a guaranteed career
Do you follow me?
So I wanna see . . . What?
STUDENTS
Blood in the water
CALLAHAN
Exactly, let the games begin
STUDENTS
Hm-mm-mm-mm
CALLAHAN
Four of you will win
STUDENTS
Hm-mm-mm-mm-ooh-ooh-ooh
CALLAHAN
But just those four with the dorsal fin
Yes, blood in the water
So fight and scratch and claw
(spoken) Yes, Miss, uh
ELLE
(spoken) Woods, Elle Woods
CALLAHAN
(spoken) Someone's had their morning coffee.
Would you summarize the case of State of Indiana v. Hurn in your reading?
ELLE
(spoken) Oh, I wanted to answer the puppy question?
CALLAHAN
(spoken) But I'm asking you about the assigned reading.
ELLE
(spoken) Okay, who assigns reading for the first day of class?
CALLAHAN
(spoken) You have guts, Ms. Woods. Ms. . . . Kenzington
(sung) Let's say you teach a class at Harvard Law School
A position that you're justly proud about
But a girl on whom you call hasn't read the case at all
Should you let it go or--
VIVIENNE
(spoken) No! I'd throw her out!
CALLAHAN
All right, then.
You have heard your classmate
You have just been killed
She cut your throat, so grab your coat
Yes, you've got guts but
ALL
Now there's spilled your
Blood in the water
CALLAHAN
So would you please withdraw
And if you return
Be ready to learn
Or is it unfair?
Oh, wait I don't care!
That's just how I rule
In life and in school
With fear and shock and gall
CALLAHAN
You're nothing until
STUDENTS
Blood in the water
CALLAHAN
The thrill of the kill
STUDENTS
Blood in the water
CALLAHAN
Becomes your only law
STUDENTS
Blood in the water
CALLAHAN
Your only law
STUDENTS
Blood in the water
CALLAHAN
Your only law
STUDENTS
Blood in the water
BLOOD IN THE WATER!
legally blonde the musical - daughter of delta nu
Daughter of Delta Nu
Sweetheart since club days
Please let us help you through
Margot:
She's eating Milky Ways
Delta Nu's:
No No way etc etc
Serena:
Ladies
I think he should be shot
And let me tell you what
I don't think he's that hot
Margot:
I DO!
Serena:
Well You're a slut!
Margot:
Look who is talking!
Pilar:
Uh uh Three words
Spring Break Cabo
Delta Nu's:
Oh bam etc etc
Elle:
Girls Girls
Must we all descend into madness
Pilar:
Oh hunni
So good to see you
Look we brought you new magazines
We got Town and Country
And you're favorite, the one they named after you
ELLE MAGAZINE!
Elle:
Thanks Pilar
but i think its going to take more
than Elle and Town and Country
to pull me back from my shame spiral
Margot:
Well then sweetie
You are just going to have to hold on
Cuz the new Vogue is not out till next week!
Elle:
AAAHH
Margot:
WHAT!
Don't tell me ponchos are back in!
Elle:
No...Worse!
Its Warner's brother, Payton Hunington IV and his bride!
Pictures from their wedding...look!
Delta Nu's:
Oh ouch etc etc
Serena:
Muffy Vanderbilt
Serena, Margot, Pilar:
HAHAHAHA
MUFFY!
legally blonde the musical - find my way finale
[Warner]
Elle, to think I didn't take you seriously. I was wrong.
[Elle]
Thanks, Warner.
[Warner]
We do belong together.
[Elle]
Oh, Warner. Vivienne dumped you, didn't she?
ELLE
Though I dreamed of this day long ago
Now my answer is thank you, but no
Look, I've barely begun, I'm hardly through
I was living in ignorant bliss
Til I learned I could be more than this
And you know, in a way I owe it all to you
I thought losing your love was a blow I could never withstand
Look how far I have come without anyone holding my hand
I had to find my way
They day you broke my heart
You handed me the chance
To make a brand new start
You helped me find my way
There's still so much to learn
So many dreams to earn
But even if I crash and burn ten times a day
I think I'm here to stay
I'm gonna find my way
VIVIENNE
(spoken) William Shakespeare wrote
"To thine own self be true, and it must follow as the night the day,
thought cans't not then be false to any man."
I think this wise statement best applies to a woman--a blonde woman.
Over the past three years, she taught me and showed us
all that being true to yourself never goes out of style.
Ladies and gentlemen, our valedictorian:
ELLE WOODS!!!!!!!
ELLE
(spoken) Ladies and gentlemen of the class of...
PAULETTE
Here's the part where she gives her big speech
We're so proud, but Elle's not one to preach
So she said we can play "Where are they now?"
Here we go!!!
Enid practices family law
Vivienne's training for the peace corps
Warner quits and he makes more modeling anyhow
Callahan ran for governor, but was defeated of course
And his wife hired Emmett to handle their messy divorce
And me, I think I'll find my way
And hey! I married Kyle!
And now we have two kids
And one more on the way
And we live out in Werster
I bought a new salon
We also feature dog grooming
Here! Take a couple cards!
Oops, sorry! Back to Elle . . .
ELLE
I thank you one and all
The ones who thought I'd fall
Who taught me how to fail
Who helped me to prevail
I'm standing here today
To help me find my way!
Oh, and if you could give one second before we all go
Emmett Forrest, please make the happiest woman I know
EMMETT
Omi-omi-omigod!!!!
GIRLS
Omi-omi-omi-omi-omigod!
Omigod, omigod you guys!
This came out as a complete surprise
But if there ever was a perfect couple
This one qualifies!
ELLE and EMMETT
And now I found my love!
GIRLS
Migod!
ELLE and EMMETT
I found my way to love!
GIRLS
You guys!
ELLE and EMMETT
I finally found my prize
GIRLS
If there ever was a perfect couple
This one qualifies
Cause we love you guys
ELLE and EMMETT
No we love you guys!
GIRLS
Omigod!
ELLE
Omigod!
ALL
Omigod, you guys!
OMIGOD!!!!!!
legally blonde the musical - harvard variations
EMMETT
(spoken) Hello. I'm Emmett Forrest.
Welcome to the hallowed halls of Harvard Law.
Uh, let's go around and share a bit about yourselves.
AARON
(spoken) Aaron Sholtz.
(sung) I won a Fulbright and a Rhodes
I write financial software codes
But that's a challenge I've outgrown
How many yachts can one man own?
Some say that I'm a pompous creep
Somehow I don't lose that much sleep
Why bother with false modesty?
Harvard's the perfect place for me
STUDENTS
Pretty impressive, good to know
Welcome to Harvard
What's up?
Yo!
SUNDY
(spoken) Sundy Pagrowell Pommadon, but you may call me "your majesty."
(sung) In my country
My word was law
But then I flee
Because of stupid "coup d'etat"
But here I learn
I make new friends
And soon return
In bullet-proof Mercedes Benz
STUDENTS
Pretty impressive, good to know
Welcome to Har--
ENID
(spoken) ENID HUPES!
(sung) I did the peace corps overseas
Inoculating refugees
In family clinics that I built myself
From mud and trees
I fought to clean up their lagoons
And save their rare endangered loons
And led a protest march against insensitive cartoons
STUDENTS
Pretty impressive, good--
ENID
But now I'm on the legal track
Because this country's out of whack
And only women have the guts to go and take it back
We'll make the government come clean
And get more people voting green
And really stick it to the phallocentric war machine
ELLE
(spoken) I love your top! It is so fatigue chic!
Anyone know where I can find Criminal Law 101 with Professor Callahan and
Warner Huntington the Third?
EMMETT
(spoken) It's in Houser. Over there, second building on the left.
ELLE
(spoken) Thanks!
AARON
I won a Fulbright and a Rhodes
I write financial software codes
Harvard's the perfect place for me
SUNDY
In my country
My word was law
Harvard's the perfect place for me
ENID
I did the peace corps overseas
Inoculating refugees
Harvard's the perfect place for me
STUDENTS
Harvard's the perfect place for--
ELLE
Warner!
STUDENTS
Ha-a-a-a-a
ELLE
(spoken) Scuse me!
STUDENTS
Ha-a-a-a-a
ELLE
(spoken) Pardon me!
STUDENTS
Ha-a-a-a-a
ELLE
(spoken) Comin' through!
STUDENTS
Harvard's the perfect place for me!
Pretty impressive, good to know
Welcome to Harvard
WARNER
(spoken) Elle?
ELLE
(spoken) Omigod, Warner? I totally forgot you go here!
legally blonde the musical - ireland
PAULETTE
(spoken) Elle, if a girl like you can't win back her man,
then there is no hope for the rest of us! You go and you fight for him!
(sung) The Irish fear nothing and no one
They keep fightin' 'til everyone's dead
I'm not sure where this metaphor's goin'
I just felt like it had to be said
There's a guy at that party who loves you
Something most of us only dream of
You go out there and you get some Ireland
The country of whiskey and love
legally blonde the musical - ireland
PAULETTE
(spoken) Elle, if a girl like you can't win back her man,
then there is no hope for the rest of us! You go and you fight for him!
(sung) The Irish fear nothing and no one
They keep fightin' 'til everyone's dead
I'm not sure where this metaphor's goin'
I just felt like it had to be said
There's a guy at that party who loves you
Something most of us only dream of
You go out there and you get some Ireland
The country of whiskey and love
legally blonde the musical - legally blonde
VIVIAN,
I used to pray one day we'd
Swore up and down
We would not elope
But when I am wrong
I say I'm wrong
and I was wrong about you
So listen up!
I see no end to what you'll achieve
Thats only if you don't turn and run
You proved it to me
Now show everyone what you can do
And you look great in dark blue
Get back in the game
Back on the case
Take a good look at my face
I'm not a fool
and It's a rule
I do not lie!
When I see a star
Hidden in you
You've got the best freaking shoes!
And with this big news
Go show them who's
Legally Blonde!
Dispite the amuse
Go show them whos
Legally ...
ELLE,
(Spoken) Sorry Vivian... you keep it, but I'm never wearing that again.
PAULA,
(Spoken) Elle, Honey, you're in the supply closet!
ELLE,
(Spoken) I know. I said I wasnt ever wearing that again because I'm wearing...THIS!
(Sung) Back to the case
Back to the crime
I'm going at it my style
Know it's a fact
when you're in tact
I am natural born
I'm on the go
Hand me my bag
And the american flag!
No bodies true
Now show them who's
Legally Blonde
(DANCE BREAK)
CHORUS,
She'll be okay
Cuz she's
Legally blonde
Join the parade.
ELLE MOTHER,
(Spoken) Honey look!
She's leading a parade!
Get a picture!
ELLES DAD,
(Spoken) Everyone say cheese!
ELLE MOTHER,
(Spoken) Cause she's legally blonde!
(DANCE BREAK)
ELLES THREE FRIENDS,
(Spoken) Omigod Elle!
ELLE,
(Spoken) Thanks free chorus
but i dont need voices in my head today.
THREE GIRLS,
Honey it's use
The girls from Delta New
We came to see
Our president be
Legally Blonde
(DANCE)
DELIVERY MAN,
(Spoken) Hey, I've got another package...
PAULA,
(Spoken) Tahnks... Kyle B. O'boyle. What does the 'B' stand for?
DELIVERY MAN,
(Spoken) Brenden...
(IRISH DANCE BREAK)
CHORUS,
Back in the game
Back in the frame
THE GIRL ELLE IS DEFENDING,
Mr. you're fired
quess who I hired?
To represent me
You've got to be
Legally Blonde
ALL,
Legally Blonde
Legally Blonde
Legally Blonde
legally blonde the musical - legally blonde
VIVIAN,
I used to pray one day we'd
Swore up and down
We would not elope
But when I am wrong
I say I'm wrong
and I was wrong about you
So listen up!
I see no end to what you'll achieve
Thats only if you don't turn and run
You proved it to me
Now show everyone what you can do
And you look great in dark blue
Get back in the game
Back on the case
Take a good look at my face
I'm not a fool
and It's a rule
I do not lie!
When I see a star
Hidden in you
You've got the best freaking shoes!
And with this big news
Go show them who's
Legally Blonde!
Dispite the amuse
Go show them whos
Legally ...
ELLE,
(Spoken) Sorry Vivian... you keep it, but I'm never wearing that again.
PAULA,
(Spoken) Elle, Honey, you're in the supply closet!
ELLE,
(Spoken) I know. I said I wasnt ever wearing that again because I'm wearing...THIS!
(Sung) Back to the case
Back to the crime
I'm going at it my style
Know it's a fact
when you're in tact
I am natural born
I'm on the go
Hand me my bag
And the american flag!
No bodies true
Now show them who's
Legally Blonde
(DANCE BREAK)
CHORUS,
She'll be okay
Cuz she's
Legally blonde
Join the parade.
ELLE MOTHER,
(Spoken) Honey look!
She's leading a parade!
Get a picture!
ELLES DAD,
(Spoken) Everyone say cheese!
ELLE MOTHER,
(Spoken) Cause she's legally blonde!
(DANCE BREAK)
ELLES THREE FRIENDS,
(Spoken) Omigod Elle!
ELLE,
(Spoken) Thanks free chorus
but i dont need voices in my head today.
THREE GIRLS,
Honey it's use
The girls from Delta New
We came to see
Our president be
Legally Blonde
(DANCE)
DELIVERY MAN,
(Spoken) Hey, I've got another package...
PAULA,
(Spoken) Tahnks... Kyle B. O'boyle. What does the 'B' stand for?
DELIVERY MAN,
(Spoken) Brenden...
(IRISH DANCE BREAK)
CHORUS,
Back in the game
Back in the frame
THE GIRL ELLE IS DEFENDING,
Mr. you're fired
quess who I hired?
To represent me
You've got to be
Legally Blonde
ALL,
Legally Blonde
Legally Blonde
Legally Blonde
legally blonde the musical - omigod you guys
MARGOT:
Dear Elle, He?s a lucky guy.
I?m like gonna cry, I got tears comin out of my nose!
MAD PROPS! He?s the campus catch,
You?re a perfct match,
Cause you both got such great taste in clothes,
Of course he will propose!
SERENA:
Dear Elle, honey mozel-top,
future taking off bring that ring back and show it to me!
PILAR:
Four carets, a princess cut,
Are you phsyced or what?
I just wish I could be there to see?
MARGOT, SERENA, & PILAR:
When he gets down on one knee!
DELTA NU?S:
Omigod!Omigod you guys,
Looks like Elle?s gonna win the prize.
If there ever was a perfect couple this one qualifies.
Omigod you guys!
Omigod this is happening, our own homecoming Queen and King.
Finally she?ll be trying on a huge engagement ring for size,
Omigod you guys!
Omigod!
PILAR:
Okay, everbody signed.
Good now fall in line and we?ll start the engagment parade.
SERENA:
Like candles in single file,
Don?t forget to smile.
Lose the gum kate you look like the maid,
Now prepare to serenade!
Shhh!
DELTA NU?S:
(whisper and slowly get lowder)
Omigod!Omigod you guys,
Looks like Elle?s gonna win the prize.
SERENA:
Shh!
DELTA NU?S:
If there ever was a perfect couple this one quali?
SERENA:
Shh!
DELTA NU?S:
Omigod!
SERENA:
Guys I?m Serious!
A DELTA NU:
Elle and Warner were meant to be!
Not once ever has he hit on me!
SHUT UP!
MARGOT:
They?re just like that couple from titanic,
Only no one dies.
DELTA NU?S:
Omigod!
A DELTA NU:
2, 3, 4?
DELTA NU?S:
Daughter of Delta Nu,
Soon to be fiance?,
Now that a man chose you,
Your life begins today.
Make him a happy home,
Waste not his hard-earned wage,
And so he does not roam,
Strive not to look your age.
Still in your hour of need,
Let it be understood no man can supersead,
Our sacred bond of sisterhood.
Omigod!Omigod you guy?
SERENA:
(spoken) Guys, she?s not here.
DELTA NU?S:
What?
Where is she?
Where could she be?!
OMIGOD!
MARGOT:
Bruiser, where is elle?
BRUSIER:
(Barks)
MARGOT:
She doesn?t have an engagement outfit.
BRUSIER:
(Barks)
MARGOT:
She?s totally freaking out.
BRUSIER:
(Barks)
MARGOT:
She?s trapped in the old valley mill??!?!
BRUSIER:
(Barks)
MARGOT:
O, woops, sorry.
The Old Valley Mall!
DELTA NU?S:
OMIGOD! Mass Emergency!
Don?t take the freeway!
Hey, wait for me!
No one should be left alone to dress
And to acessorize. Omigod! You guys!
OMIGOD!OMIGOD!OMIGOD!OMIGOD!OMIGOD!
ELLE:
(spoken) It?s almost there but?
(sung) This dress needs to seal the deal,
make a grown man kneel,
but it can?t come right out and say bride.
Can?t look like I?m desperate,
Or like I?m waiting for it,
I gotta leave Warner his pride,
So bride is more implied.
SERENA:
(spoken) There she is!
ELLE:
Omigod!Omigod you guys!
All this week I?ve had butterflys,
Everytime he looks at me it?s totally proposealized,
Omigod you guys!
So help me dress for my fairy tale,
Can?t wear something I bought on sale.
SERENA:
Love is like forever,
This is no time to economize.
DELTA NU?S:
Omigod you guys!
SHOPGIRL:
(spoken) Blondes make commission SO easy.
Excuse me miss, have you seen this?
It just came in.
It?s perfect for a blonde.
ELLE:
(spoken) Right, with a half looped-
stitch on china silk?
SHOPGIRL:
(spoken hesistantly) Uhuh.
ELLE:
But the thing is, you cant use a
half looped stitch on china silk it?ll pucker.
And you didn?t just get this in cause I saw it in last May?s VOGUE.
DELTA NU?S:
Omigod! Omigod you guys!
ELLE:
I?m not about to buy last year?s dress at this year?s price.
DELTA NU?S:
Elle saw right through that sales girl?s lies.
ELLE:
(spoken)It may be perfect for a
blonde, but I?m not that blonde.
(sung) I may be in love,
but I?m not stupid, lady I?ve got eyes.
MANAGER:
Omigod! Elle Woods, sorry our mistake.
Courtney take your break.
Just ignore her she hasn?t been well.
Try this latest from Milan go on try it on.
I take care of my best clientel.
It?s a gift from me to Elle!
ELLE:
Omigod! Omigod you guys!
This one?s perfect, and it?s just my size!
See dreams really do come true you never have to comprimise.
Omigod!
DELTA NU?S:
Omigod! Omigod you guys!
Let?s go home before some one cries.
If there ever was a perfect couple this one qualifies.
Cause we love you guys.
ELLE:
No, I love you guys!
DELTA NU?S:
Omigod!
ELLE:
Omigod!
ALL:
Omigod! you guys!
(spoken)OMIGOD!
legally blonde the musical - positive
Honey whatcha cryin at?
You're not losing him to that
Both her hair and shoes are flat
Why is she so rude?
Wipe your tears, it's no big thing
You were meant to wear his ring
Cheer-up, chin-up
its time to bring a happy aditude
Keep it positive
And slap her to the floor
Keep ot positive
You can pull her hair and call her whore
You can take her in a fight
You and he will reunite!
You know we're right
We're positive
KILL HER!
ELLE,
Girls, girls!
Violence is never wise
Not the way to win that guy
Anyway she's twice my size
who's gotta plan B?
GIRL,
Uh, me.
Look at her, she's like a nun
Showin you are way more fun
Bust out the lap dance
and you won
You off the hizzle, gee!
ELLE,
what?
GIRLS,
Kepp it positive
Let out your inner freak
Keep it positive
Mrs. Prissy Pants won't last a week
You will wear his appitite
You and he will reunite
You know we're right
We're positive
We're positive
We're positive
We're posi...
ELLE,
(Spoken)
Omigod... You're making me sick.
GIRL,
(Spoken)
Are we?
VIVIAN,
(Spoken)
Warner, let's take this back to my place.
GIRLS,
AAAAHHHH!!!!
Hey, hey, hey!
Keep it positive
That he loves you and not her
The hot tub
And the betchyas'
She don't know the real him
You feel him
So don't her her steal him
wakin' up like sleepin beauty
Turn his head with your red hot butty
You bring the noise and you bring th funk
Others would be hot to shake your junk
shake, shake, shake, shake,
shake, shake, shake, shake,
Whoo
(DANCE BREAK)
ELLE,
(Spoken)
Girls, how is this helping? He's not even here!
He left while we were shaking "junk"! Wait!
(Sung)
Girls I'm positive
That we've taken this to far
No I'm positive
This is Harverd not a stripper bar
All this trashy carrin on
Thats the reason that he's gone
I need a salon
Girls I'm
ALL,
Positive
ELLE,
Try not to get upset
That I'm
ALL,
Positive
ELLE,
It's time for me to go brunette
GIRLS,
what!?
ELLE,
Being blonde
and being hot
has gottin me exactly squat!
gotta to show him I've got more to give
No im positive
GIRLS,
Positive
ELLE,
I'm positive
GIRLS,
Positive
ELLE,
I'm positive
GIRLS,
Positive
Positive
ALL,
Positive!
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Warner(spoken):
I still can't believe you're here, back at UCLA i never would have guessed!
Sometimes i miss the old days
(singing) That party senior year I thought we ruled the world
Elle:
You huddled all that beer
and I held your head when
you hurled
Warner:
We were like Gods back then
walking among common men
Tell me why can't things be
that way again?
Elle:
Dreams don't just dissapear
keep on dreaming and here
Warner(spoken):
What?
Elle:
Like senior year but funner
You've got your all planned
Warner:
Yes I do Yes I do
Elle:
What if i'm standing there too?
Warner:
Wait now i'm not following you
Elle:
i'm here cause so you'll understand
Warner:
Yes i'm sure i'll understand
Elle:
Here cause i'm serious
Warner(spoken):
Yeah right you look real serious
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Warner(spoken):
I still can't believe you're here, back at UCLA i never would have guessed!
Sometimes i miss the old days
(singing) That party senior year I thought we ruled the world
Elle:
You huddled all that beer
and I held your head when
you hurled
Warner:
We were like Gods back then
walking among common men
Tell me why can't things be
that way again?
Elle:
Dreams don't just dissapear
keep on dreaming and here
Warner(spoken):
What?
Elle:
Like senior year but funner
You've got your all planned
Warner:
Yes I do Yes I do
Elle:
What if i'm standing there too?
Warner:
Wait now i'm not following you
Elle:
i'm here cause so you'll understand
Warner:
Yes i'm sure i'll understand
Elle:
Here cause i'm serious
Warner(spoken):
Yeah right you look real serious
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Elle:
All of this time,
I've been so patient, and,
You would love me again.
You'd come to respect my mind,
and at last you'd find,
You could love me again.
And I have turned my whole world
upside down,
trying not to let you go...
Watching you walk away
is like a fatal blow.
WHOA!
Is that my name up on that list?
Does someone know that I exist?
Is this a mistake?
Am I even Awake?
Pinch me now to make sure...
OW!
Yes that's my name in black and white
maybe I'm doing something right
WOW! I feel so much better
Than before!
WARNER!
Sorry I've been a pest
But I guess my best
Was not working with you
But looks like i've found a cure
And I so look forward to working with you
Hey remember when we spent spring break
In the hot tub every night
As if nothing else
Could ever feel so right
Well this might!
Seeing my name up on that list
That beats the first time that we kissed
You thought I was dumb
But I think that somebody's judgement was poor
Seeing my name in black and white
It's like making love with you all night
NO WAIT!
It feels so much better
hello much better
its oh, oh, oh, oh, oh
much better
'cause I am so much better than before
Maybe she's what you prefer
But hey last year I was her
Maybe you will change your mind
But you might look up to find
I've gone on to better things
Better jobs or bigger rings
I don't have the time to cry
I'm to busy loving my name up on that list
kind of a cool and wanted twist
who else can I tell?
Oh Wait where's my cell?
Call my mom on the phone
HEY MOM!
Look at my name in black and white
your daughter's doing something right
I feel so much better
I'll be there on monday nine o'clock
and we will see who walks the walk
NO NO I CAN'T WAIT!
I will be there at eight
When they unlock the door
OH OH
Elle will be dressed in black at white
See I have not begun to fight
And you'll go OH much better and
OH much better
and soon we'll all know so much better
I am so much better
I am so much better
I am so much better
than before!
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Take it like a man
(Talking)
Emmett:
What is this place?
Elle:
It?s called a Department Store.
Emmett:
It?s?It?s beautiful.
Elle:
Shhh?
(singing)
Elle:
First a deep breath
Take it all in
Feel all those halogens warming your skin
Smell how they pump in pure oxygen.
See they care.
(talking)
Lady:
Love?
Emmett:
Excuse me?
Lady:
Love, the fragrance from Chanel.
Emmett:
Oh. No thank you.
(singing)
Elle:
Don?t be afraid
You?re here with me
You can have anything here that you see
I?m gonna treat you like royalty.
So prepare, cause something?s in the air.
(talking)
Emmett:
I think its love
Elle:
Exactly!
(singing)
Elle:
Here you?ll become what your suppose to be
You think you can?t but you can.
Think of the guy you want most to be.
Here?s your chance to make it
So take it like a man.
Emmett:
Where do I look?
Boy am I lost.
What do I want? And how much will it cost?
What kind of line have I finally crossed?
What?s that smell?
(talking)
Guy:
Subtext, by Calvin Klein.
(singing)
Emmett:
Those I don?t like,
That?s kind of neat.
Guys who wear that get beat up on my street.
Still I?ve come this far, I can?t retreat.
In my shell, okay than what the hell?
I?m with Elle!
Both:
Here you?ll become what your suppose to be
You think you can?t but you can.
Think of the guy you want most to be.
Here?s your chance to make it
So take it like a man.
Elle:
God, I love shopping for guys!
Emmett:
This is very strange.
Elle:
Watching them change right before my eyes.
Emmett:
Don?t watch me change.
Elle:
Look at you striking a pose.
Your confidence grows.
You bloom like a rose.
Emmett:
Its just clothes
Elle:
God I love shopping for men.
Emmett:
Okay, this is nice.
Elle:
And what can the two that walk out of ten
Emmett:
Is this the price?
Elle:
Don?t worry this is my treat,
There?s someone I?d like you to meet.
(talking)
Both:
Whoa.
Emmett:
I look like Warner.
Elle:
Yeah.
Emmett:
But it?s just me.
(singing)
Elle:
That?s the best part
The outside is new.
But now it reflects, what?s already in you.
Couldn?t change that if I wanted to
And I?do not.
(talking)
Emmett:
Thank You
Elle:
Thank You.
(singing)
Elle:
This is no gift,
It?s payment in kind,
Cause you saw behind all the blonde to my mind
Oh, we?ve got to buy this,
What are you blind?
You look hot?.
Is he not hot????
Background:
Here you?ll become what your suppose to be
You think you can?t but you can.
Think of the guy you want most to be.
Emmett:
That guy?s not anywhere close to me
Elle:
You could be him if you chose to be.
And I?m his greatest fan.
Elle:
Here?s your chance to make it(Your chance to make it)
So take it like?(So take it like)
Everyone:
A man!!!
A man!!!
A man!!!
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