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jack black - encarnación
When the fantasy has ended
And all the children gone
Something good inside me,
Helps me to carry on!
I ate some bugs,
I ate some grass,
I used my hand,
To wipe my tears
To kiss your mouth
I break my vow
No no no, no no, no WAY JOSE
Unless you want to
Then we break our vows together
Encarnacio-hooooon
Encarnacio-ho-ho-ho-ho-ho-hon
Encarnacion
*Diduliduliluli!*
Encarnacio-ho-ho-ho-ho-ho-hon
jack black - forbidden nectar
When you notice my biceps
With the eyes of a dove
With the breath of a lion
I will sing you my song
Forget about Hector
His mustache is like a girl
I could rupture his intestine
With the flexion of my thigh
My love is like the nectar
From a fruit which is forbidden
And in my heart is hidden
All the messes of my love
When you perchance to see my hunches
Like a stalion they are tight
With a breath of a chicken
Dark intruders take their flight
My love it will protect you
Like a vest of bullet-proofness
In the wind I am a warrior
In your arms I am a child
.. I see you at night
.. You are so delicate
.. No one will touch you
.. While I am watching
My love is like the nectar
From a fruit which is forbidden
And in my heart is hidden
All the messes of my love
.. When I see you
.. Mi thighs quiver like a girl
.. But I need you to know
.. That I am strong like a stalion
.. I will take you on a ride
.. Through the desert
.. On my back
jack black - fuck her gently
This is a song for the ladies
But fellas listen close.
You don?t always have to fuck her hard
In fact sometimes that?s not right to do
Sometimes you gotta make some love
And fuckin give her some smooches too.
Sometimes you got to squeeze,
Sometime you got to say please
Sometimes you got to say hey,
I?m gonna fuck you softly,
I?m gonna screw you gently,
I?m gonna hump you sweetly,
I?m ball you discreetly.
Then you say hey I brought you flowers
Then you say wait a minute Sally
I think I got something in my teeth
Could you get it out for me?
That?s what i call TEAMWORK.
What?s your favorite position?
That?s cool with me
It?s not my favorite but I?ll do it for you.
What your favorite dish?
I?m not gonna cook it but
I?ll order it from Zanzibar.
Then I?m gonna love you completely,
Then I fuckin fuck you discreetly.
Then I fuckin bone you completely
But then I?m gonna fuck you hard.
Hard.
jack black - i want to fuck you
This is a song for the ladies, but fellas listen closley...
You dont always have to fuck her hard,
Infact sometimes thats not right to do.
Some times you got to make some love
And fuckin give her some smooches too.
Some times you got to squeez!
Sometimes you got to say please!
Sometime you got to say hey,
I'm gunna fuck you...softly.
I'm gunna screw you gently.
I'm gunna hump you sweetly.
I'm gunna ball you descreetly!
And then you say hey I bought you flowers
And then you say wait a minute Sadly,
I think I got somethin in my teeth,
Could you get it out for me?
Thats fuckin team work!
Whats your favorite positsh?
Thats cool with me,
It's not my favorite,
But I'll do it for you.
Whats your favorite dish?
I'm not gonna cook it,
But I'll order it from ZANZABAR!
And then I'm gunna love you completely,
And then I'll fuckin fuck you descreetly,
And then I'll fuckin bone you completely,
But then I'm gunna fuuuuck youuu harrrdd...harrddd---
haaaaard!
jack black - it s a long way to the top
Ridin' down the highway
Goin' to the show
Stop in on the byway
Playin' rock n' roll
Gettin' robbed
Gettin' stoned
Gettin' beat up
Broken boned
Gettin' had
Gettin' took
I tell you people it's harder than it looks
Cause it's a long way to the top if you wanna rock n' roll
It's a long way to the top if you wanna rock n' roll
If you think it's easy doin' one night stands
Try playin' in a rock roll band
It's a long way to the top if you wanna rock n' roll
Hotel motel
Make you wanna cry
Lady do the hard sell
Know the reason why
Gettin' old
Gettin' grey
Gettin' ripped off
Under-paid
Gettin' had
Gettin took
I'll tell you people
It's harder than it looks cause
It's a long way to the top if you wanna rock n' roll
It's a long way to the top if you wanna rock n' roll
If you wanna be a star of stage and screen
Long way to the top if u wanna rock n' roll
It's a long way to the top if you wanna rock n' roll
It's a long way to the top if you wanna rock n' roll
It's a long way to the top if you wanna rock n' roll
It's a long way to the top if you wanna rock n' roll
Well it's a long way
It's a long way, you should've told me
It's a long way, such a long way
jack black - karate
With karate I'll kick your ass
From here to Tianenmen Square
Oh yeah, motherfucker, I'm gonna kick your fuckin' derriere, yeah, yeah
You broke the rules, now I'll pull out all your pubic hair...
You motherfucker...
You motherfucker...
Kyle betrayed me and then he lied, tried to hide
And I died deep inside, and you know the reason why...
I'm gonna kick your ass
From here to right over there
Oh, yeah, motherfucker, I'm gonna kick your fuckin' derriere, yeah, yeah
You broke the rules, now I'll pull out all your pubic hair...
You motherfucker...
You motherfucker...
jack black - kung fu fighting
Everybody was Kung Fu fighting, those cats were fast aslightning
In fact it was a little bit frightening, but they fought withexpert timing
There were funky China men from funky Chinatown
They were trapping when up, they were trapping when down
It's an ancient Chinese art, and everybody knew their part
For my friend, ain't you a stiff, then I'm kickin' from the hip
Everybody was Kung Fu fighting, those kids were fast aslightning
In fact it was a little bit frightening, but they fought withexpert timing
There was funky Billy Chin and little Sammy Chong
He said, here comes the big boss, let's get it on
He took the bow and made a stand, started swaying with the hand
A sudden motion made me stiff, now we're into a brandnew trip
Everybody was Kung Fu fighting, those kids were fast aslightning
In fact it was a little bit frightening, but they did it withexpert timing
Everybody was Kung Fu fighting, those kids were fast aslightning
In fact it was a little bit frightening, make sure you haveexpert timing
jack black - let s get it on
I've been really tryin', baby
Tryin' to hold back this feelin' for so long
And if you feel like I feel, baby
Then come on, oh come on
Let's get it on, oh baby
Let's get it on
Let's love, baby
Let's get it on
Sugar, let's get it on
We're all sensitive people
With so much to give
Understand me, sugar
Since we got to being
Let's live
I love you
There's nothing wrong with me
Lovin' you, baby no no
And givin' yourself to me could never be wrong
If the love is true, oh baby
Don't you know how sweet and wonderful
Life can be
I'm asking you baby
To get it on with me
I ain't gonna worry
I ain't gonna push
I won't push you baby
So come on, come on, come on, come on, come on baby
Stop beatin' 'round the bush
Let's get it on
Let's get it on
You know what I'm talkin' about
Come on baby, hey hey
Let your love come out
If you believe in love
Let's get it on
Let's get it on, baby
This minute, oh yeah
Let's get it on
Please get it on
So come on, come on, come on, come on, come on darlin'
Stop beatin' 'round the bush
Gonna get it on
I wanna get it on
You don't have to worry that it's wrong
If the spirit moves ya
Let me groove ya... good
Let your love come down
Get it on, come on baby
jack black - math is a great thing
Math is a great thing
Math is a cool thing
So gonna see who knows
Math math math math
Three minus four is
Negative One?
Yes!
And six times a billion is
Six billions?
Correct!
And how many is forty-five minus thirty-six Martha?
Nine
No it's eight
No, is nine
Yes, I was testing you, it's nine
And it's a Magic Number!
jack black - school of rock
Baby we was making straight A's,
But we was stuck in the dumb days,
Don't take much to memorize your lies,
I feel like I've been hypnotisized,
and then that magic man he come to town,
whoo wee,
he done spun my head around,
said recess is in session,
Two and two make five,
and now baby,
I'm alive,
oh yeah,
I'm alive.
And if you wanna be the teacher's pet,
Well baby you just better forget,
Rock has no reason,
Rock got no rhyme,
You better get me to school on time.
Oh you know I was on the honor role,
got good grades,
and got no soul,
raise my hand before I can speak my mind,
I've been biting my tongue too many times,
And then that magic man said to obey,
(uh huh)
do what magic man do,
not what magic man say,
Now could I please have the attention of the class,
today's assignment,
KICK SOME ASS!
and if you wanna be the teacher's pet,
well baby you just better forget,
rock has no reason,
rock got no rhyme,
you better get me to school on time. (2x)
This is my final exam,
now ya'll know who I am,
I might not be that perfect son,
but ya'll be rockin' when I'm done.
jack black - the pusher
I push raisens on kids
and kids think its cool
'cus there not told to do it
by their parents and school
I'm the Pusher
I'm the Pusher
I'm a comin' luring with bans and boycotts
Girls, they'll smoke raisens
and they'll shoot up apricots
I know you can't resist me
'cus you wanna to smke some fruit
Check out my sweet-ass matchihg pants suit
I'm a bad ass, low-class pusher
Im' a booty-lickin, shocker-shaken pusher
Kids think drugs are cool
That is why I rule
I prevoke simple folk to a smoke
Take a dope, get your foot in my cloak
I'm a sky-high, hyperdiver pusher
I'm a smoke-screen, have-a-dream pusher
I'm a booty bumpy riden pusher
And in summary I'm the Pusher
jack black - the song they play when your acceptance speech
This is it, your time is through
You're boring!
You're rambling on, no end in sight
You're boring!
No need to thank your parakeet
You're boring!
Look at Catherine Zeta-Jones
She's snoring!
You could have rushed up to the stage
But you were lollygagging!
They're turning off your microphone
And cutting to a commercial for Del Taco
Del Taco! Del Taco! Del Taaaaaaaaco!
jack black - tribute
This is the greatest and best song in the world
Tribute
Long time ago me and my brother Kyle here
We was hitchhiking down a long a lonesome road
All of the sudden
There shined a shiny demon
In the middle of the road
And he said
Play the best song in the world or I'll eat your souls
Well me and Kyle we looked at each other
And we each said
OK
And we played the first thing that came to our heads
Just so happened to be
The best song in the world
It was the best song in the world
Look into my eyes and it's easy to see
1 and 1 make 2 2 and 1 make 3
It was destiny
Once every hundred thousand years or so
When the sun doth shine and the moon doth glow
And the grass doth grow
Needless to say
The beast was stunned
Whip-crack went his rumpy tail
And the beast was done
He asked us
Be you angels
And we said nay
We are but men
Rock On!!
Oooooh Oooooh Oooooooh
This is not the greatest song in the world
This is just a tribute
Couldn't remember the greatest song in the world
Yeah no
This is a tribute
Ooo
To the greatest song in the world
All right
It was the greatest song in the world
All right
(Freestyle)
And the peculiar thing is this my friends
The song we sang on that fateful night
It didn't actually sound anything like this song
This is just a tribute
You gotta believe me
And i wish you were there
Just a matter of opinion
Good God
Gotta help me now
So surprised to find ya can't stop ya
O hallelujah I'm found
Rich mother fucker aaaaah
All right all right
jack black - you re not hardcore
You're Not Hardcore
School Of Rock
In the end of time
There was a man who knew the road
And the writing was written non the stone
In the ancient times
An artist led the way
But no one seemed to understand
In his heart he knew
The artist must be true
But the legend of the rent was way past due
Well, you think you'll be just fine
Without me, but you're mine
You think you can kick me out the band
But there are just one problem there, the band is mine
How can you kick me out of what is mine
Refrão
You're not hardcore (No, you're not hardcore)
Unless you live hardcore (Unless you live hardcore)
But the legend of the rent was way harcore
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