Playlist How I Met Your Mother

how i met your mother - fiero

But I would walk 500 miles
And I would walk 500 more
Just to be the man who walks a thousand miles
To fall down at your door

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how i met your mother - hey beautiful

Hey, Beautiful
(Wow!)

Shed a smoke, broken in
Tale of woe oh oh...
Comeserating so hard to let go
I'm on your back scratching early
and your candidate...

I hope you never know how hard it is to
Hard it is to wait...

Hey beautiful, I seen you comin'
oh no you don't walk away from me
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Hey beautiful
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Hey beautiful
Hey, hey, hey beautiful

Gotta walk, gotta list
Gotta hall of fame
I got an asterisk next to your name
Grab a cup, drink it up
Make a battle plan
Are we ever up to the task,
at to the task at hand?

Hey beautiful, I seen you comin'
oh no you don't walk away from me
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Hey beautiful
Hey, hey, hey, hey
uh oh oh, uh oh oh, uh oh oh
Hey beautiful
Hey, hey, hey beautiful

I don't know, if I go
but if I go, I go alone
I don't know, if i go
but if I go, I go alone
I don't know if I go...
I don't know if I go...
Well if I go, go now!

(Woo!)

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how i met your mother - food delivery cat sitting cat funeral

Ordered chinese food today
Some mu shu pork sauce got away
Flipped the cushion now everythings ok

Cat sitting for lily's mom
Cat sitting for lily's mom
It's gonna be fun its gonna bring us all
Closer together
One more time
Cat sitting for lily's mom
Yah!
Cat sitting for lily's mom
It's gonna be fun its gonna bring us all
Closer together

Cat funeral
Cat funeral
It was an accident
And not entirely my fault
Cat funeral
Cat funeral
(we'll miss you whiskers)

how i met your mother - let s golet s go to the mall

how i met your mother - nothing suits me like a suit

I know what you're thinking
What's Barney been drinking?
That girl was smoking hot

Yes I coulda nailed her
But no it's not a failure
â??Cuz there's one thing she is not

To score a ten would be just fine
But I'd rather be dressed to the nines
It's a truth you can't refute
Nothing suits me like a suit

Picture a world where all the boys and girls
Are impeccably well dressed
That delivery guy in the jacket and tie
That puppy in the double-breast

That '80s dude in mutton chops
That baby with a lollipop
That lady cop who's kinda cute
Nothing suits â??em like a suit

Wingman I can wear
They're oh so debonair
The perfect way to snare
A girl with daddy issues

In navy blue or black
Check out this perfect rack
I want to give them a squeeze

Oh really? Then answer these questions
If you please

What would you do if you had to choose
Between your suits and a pot of gold? Suits.

What would you say
If you gave your suits away
In return you'd never grow old? Suits.

What would you pick
One million chicks
Or a single three-piece suit? It's moot.

What if world peace
Were within your reach ... Abbadabada I'm gonna stop you
Right there. It's suits. Come on, Lily. Get your head
Outta your ass.

Two! Three! Four!

Girls will go and girls will come
But there's only one absolute
Every bro on the go needs to know
That there's no accepted substitute

I'm sorry suits, let's make amends
My Sunday best are my best friends
Send casual Friday down the laundry chute

â??Cuz nothing suits the undisputed oft-saluted suitor
Of repute
Like a .... wait for it ...
Suit!

Then again, she is pretty hot.

how i met your mother - ted mosby is a jerk

Ted Mosby Is A Jerk The Solids
Hello, everyone.
I'd like to introduce myself.
I'm a girl who just got screwed over by a guy --
A guy named Ted Mosby.

Sure, he seemed nice at first,
But I found out soon enough
Ted Mosby is a jerk --
A big, stupid jerk
And I'm going to tell you all about it.

He treats you like a queen,
And then he treats you mean.
My friend, that's how he works
He gets inside your head
I'm telling you that Ted
Mosby is a jerk.

Ted Mosby is a jerk.
Ted Mosby is a jerk.
Ted Mosby is a jerk.

He seemed so great at first.
He's an architect, a great dresser,
He smells really good.
I thought he was the answer to my prayers
I was wrong
Because my dream turned into a nightmare.

He says you'll be his wife
Then cuts you like a knife
It drives a girl berserk
And makes you want him dead
I'm telling you that Ted
Mosby is a jerk.

Ted Mosby is a jerk.
Ted Mosby is a jerk.
Ted Mosby is a jerk.

Are you happy, Ted Mosby,
Knowing the pain you've caused me?
You ruined my life.
I thought we had something --
I thought we had a future together.
I was wrong.

Because you're a liar, Ted Mosby,
A cruel, evil liar.
I can't believe I actually thought that we had something.
I even told my parents about you.
Yeah, I told them, "Mom, Dad, I met a really nice guy today.
I really think he's something special."
But it was all just a cruel joke to you, wasn't it, you jerk?

I hate you so much with your stupid blond hair and your stupid suit.
I hope you fall down a manhole and die.
I hope you get run over by a steamroller.
I hope someone drops a piano on you from a really, really, really high building.
You make me sick -- physically ill.
You're evil, Ted Mosby,

And if I had one wish, just one chance
to change something about the world,
It would be this:
That you were never born,
That there was never a Ted Mosby.
Do you hear me, Ted Mosby?
I hate you. I hate you for what you've done
And for what you will do

And I'm going to make you pay.
Somehow, somewhere, someday,
You're going to pay for what you've done.
I'm totally serious, Ted Mosby,
I hate you. I hate you so much.
I have this burning hatred for you inside of me.

I can't eat, I can't sleep, I can only hate.
And it's all because of you.
It's because...
I miss you.
I miss ... what we had together.

Please call me.
Please call me, Ted, please.
I'm sorry, it'll be better this time.
It'll be good. I'll be good.
I won't push you away like I did before.

I HATE YOU!!!!!

how i met your mother - the beaver song

Hey, Beaver, come on
When you feel alone
Just pick up that phone
And I'll be there to share my
Ice cream cone
We'll lick it side-by-side
And deep inside you'll know before the day is done
Two beavers are better than one

Two beavers are better than one
They're twice the fun
Ask anyone
A second beaver can be
Second-to-none
Two beavers are better than one

You're my favorite beaver
Space Teens are forever
Don't forget to do your homework
Cause math's cool!

Share a root beer float
And learn about how friendship
Weighs a metric ton
Two beavers are better than one

Two beavers are better than one
They're twice the fun
Ask anyone
A second beaver can be
Second-to-none
Two beavers are better than one

Two beavers are better than one
Two beavers are better than one
Two beavers are better than one
Two beavers are better than one...

how i met your mother - you fool around on your baby

You fool around on your baby
Now the least you can do
Is to tell the true
Yes, you in the suit
Or the secret will eat up your soul

Girl, the guilt is gonna drive you crazy
You can't live with this life
Kevin is such a nice guy
Gotta tell him tonight
Tell it right here on this boat

You're like scum on the edge of a toilet bowl
(Flush)

What hell is on the place
Where you should have a soul?
(Slut)

You did this too wrong
Don't wait too long
In fact, you know what?
Tell it right during this song
(Tell it tell it tell it tell it....)

I wait
(Tell it tell it tell it tell it....)

Oh, c'mon seriously,
Arent' you going tell them?

how i met your mother - la vie en rose

Hold me close and hold me fast
The magic spell you cast
This is la vie en rose

When you kiss me heaven sighs
And though I close my eyes
I see la vie en rose

When you press me to your heart
I'm in a world apart
A world where roses bloom

And when you speak
Angels sing from above
Every day words seem
To turn into love songs

Give your heart and soul to me
And life will always be
La vie en rose

how i met your mother - let 039 s go to the mall

Let's go to the mall, everybody!

Come on Jessica, come on Tori,
Let's go to the mall, you won't be sorry
Put on your jelly bracelets
And your cool graffiti coat
At the mall, having fun is what it's all about

I haven't done my homework yet (That's Ok!)
And you know how my parents get (Whatever!)
I don't care,'cause all my friends are gonna be there

Everybody come and play
Throw every last care away
Let's go to the mall today

There's this boy I like
Met him at the food court
He's got hair like Gretzky
And he does jumps on his skateboard
I hope he asks me out
Takes me to my favorite spot
It'll be just him and me
(But don't forget the robot)

Dad says I'm too young to date (Lame!)
But baby, I don't want to wait (Let's do it!)
That's Ok, I'm going to rock your body anyway
I'm going to rock your body 'til Canada Day

Everybody come and play
Throw every last care away
Let's go to the mall today

I went to the mall with a couple of friends
I had a whole week's allowance to spend
I want hoop earrings and a Benetton shirt
We came here to shop and we came here to flirt
I turned around and who should I see
Prime Minister Brian Mulroney
He said, "Young lady, I don't approve."
So I had to get down and bust a crazy move
Hit it Fred, come on
Let's go to the mall

Let's go to the mall, everybody!
Everybody come and play
Throw every last care away
Let's go to the mall today

Everybody loves the mall!
Everybody come and play (Yeah!)
Throw every last care away (I love my hoop earrings!)

Let's go to the mall today

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Everybody come and play
Throw every last care away
Let's go to the mall today

how i met your mother - ps i love you

You, you're beautiful
On your pedestal
I see you, you don't see me

Am I just too young?
Or just too dumb?
Or maybe just too grungy!
And I'm wearin' my flannel and thinkin' of you
I lace up my boots and I'm thinkin' of you
I write letters and letters
they never get answered by you-ou!
I'm moosing down donuts and thinking of you
I watch "reality bites", I'm thinkin' of you
That movie's so true but all I can do is say

P. s. I love you

The law can't stop my love
I'll fit you like a glove
Restraining orders don't scare me
The lawyers at the record company
Made me promise to say
"That the views expressed in this song do not necessarily
Reflect the views of dominant records
or any of its subsidiaries"

I'm totally a slacker and I don't even care
With my curling 'zines and my faraway stare
But deep down inside, yeah, deep down inside I'm dying
I'm trapped in a cage of the tears I cry
I'm praying to God, but she doesn't reply
Even the robot says
Move on
I'm trying!

P. s. I love you

Why can't you see me?
We could be so happy together
Capitalism
I love to watch you sleep
You look so peaceful when you sleep

I'll never move on, it'll always be you!
Every guy that I'm with, I'll be thinking of you
Even if I get married, he'll always be second to you
He'll always be second to you
I'll always be waiting for you!

P. s. I love you

how i met your mother - let s go to the mall

Let's go to the mall, everybody!

Come on Jessica, come on Tori,
Let's go to the mall, you won't be sorry
Put on your jelly bracelets
And your cool graffiti coat
At the mall, having fun is what it's all about

I haven't done my homework yet (That's Ok!)
And you know how my parents get (Whatever!)
I don't care,'cause all my friends are gonna be there

Everybody come and play
Throw every last care away
Let's go to the mall today

There's this boy I like
Met him at the food court
He's got hair like Gretzky
And he does jumps on his skateboard
I hope he asks me out
Takes me to my favorite spot
It'll be just him and me
(But don't forget the robot)

Dad says I'm too young to date (Lame!)
But baby, I don't want to wait (Let's do it!)
That's Ok, I'm going to rock your body anyway
I'm going to rock your body 'til Canada Day

Everybody come and play
Throw every last care away
Let's go to the mall today

I went to the mall with a couple of friends
I had a whole week's allowance to spend
I want hoop earrings and a Benetton shirt
We came here to shop and we came here to flirt
I turned around and who should I see
Prime Minister Brian Mulroney
He said, "Young lady, I don't approve."
So I had to get down and bust a crazy move
Hit it Fred, come on
Let's go to the mall

Let's go to the mall, everybody!
Everybody come and play
Throw every last care away
Let's go to the mall today

Everybody loves the mall!
Everybody come and play (Yeah!)
Throw every last care away (I love my hoop earrings!)

Let's go to the mall today

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Everybody come and play
Throw every last care away
Let's go to the mall today

how i met your mother - ode to virginia

When I squeeze her trembling bosom
The blood pumps to my loins
When I penetrate her fortress
Our souls like twins conjoined
Virginia

And our love is frozen
And our love is fire
And our love is sacred and true
And mahatma gandhi
And the pancakes (everyone)
And the dragon
And you virginia

how i met your mother - superdate

You don't have to take her
To paris or peru

(ehh ted, whaat are you doing?)

You just have to
Make her
Understand

(ted, people are looking at us)

What she means to you

(really? you're
Really gonna' do
This right now?)

On your super-date
Troubles of the world will
Simply have to wait

For wonders
And amazements served
Up on a silver plate

Hurry up
No, don't be late

'cause hand in hand
You'll find a land
Where paradice awaits

(and then boom
Firework showing
Over the Manhattan Skyline)

(you kiss her)

And, that' your super date

how i met your mother