MELHORES MÚSICAS / MAIS TOCADAS
goldie lookin chain (glc) - 21 ounces
From the hip hop to the hippy to the hoppy to the wibbly wobbly woo,
To the ram jam jimmy, to the goldie lookin' chain to the ad-ad-adam hussain
Alright Spa!
Do you want some fucking weed?
I've got fucking loads of weed man, right
Carl from Risca's had a few fucking ounces off me right,
So I've only got 21 ounces on me at the moment, right
but if you want some fucking more, right
I can do that, that's no fucking problem.
I need to shift this draw quick as fuck,
flip the cash and take my cut.
It's really powerful, it's so strong,
but I'm selling it fast and it's nearly all gone
I'll sell you a nine-bar or just the ounce
I'll sell you little bits or large amounts
Adam Hussein, remember me?
Selling draw from my capri
Want some draw? With me you'll score
Cos I grows this shit out o' my nan's back door
Bongs, bingers, blow buckets,
I sell ounces to schoolkids but I don't care, fuck it
Get it on tick, but make it quick
I just got a load of wicked Thai stick
Party's going down, I'll bring the brown
Tonight it's going off in Newport town
I've got 21 ounces of blow
I've got 21 ounces of blow
So if you want some let me know
'cos I've really gotta go
I've got 21 ounces of blow, blow, blow
People watch me like Match of the Day,
I've got a stack of weed like a bale of hay
I drive my capri like Colin Mcrae
and I've got to drop some weed off in Alway
I've got really good scales and my deals are proper,
The price is wicked too, just like happy shopper
I sells the best skunk,
you can tell by the smell,
I'll also sell you fags and rizlas as well
Oi clarts!
Don't fucking start
Or I'll whip you with my chain, and it'll fucking smart
Weeds green like a frog,
my brown'll make you shake like a shitting dog
10 or twenty, I got plenty
I'm still selling draw down Pilgweny
Getting laid, not getting played
Don't give a fuck as long as I get paid
I've got 21 ounces of blow
I've got 21 ounces of blow
So if you want some let me know
'cos I've really gotta go
I've got 21 ounces of blow, blow, blow
I'm driving, feeling sane
'cos the boots rammed with mary jane
That's right!
It's Benny Blanco,
selling the speed and the blow out of my car,
'cos that's how it's done,
Pigs bust me twice so they got me on the run
Adam Hussein, I'm fucking glc
'cos if you want a thc, come see me
There's a new dance, going on,
in Newport, it's called the funky bong
You wiggle your hips and start to show off
Breathe in and out and then you cough
You can only do it when your smoking a cone,
You can do it with your mates or all alone
Right to the left, left to the right
GLC are the fucking bomb, alright?
I've got 21 ounces of blow
I've got 21 ounces of blow
So if you want some let me know
'cos I've really gotta go
I've got 21 ounces of blow, blow, blow
I've got speed, whatever you need,
'cos I've always got a big bag of weed
My shit ain't bunk,
I sell skunk out of my low ride capri's trunk
Wanna gurn? You better learn,
Your missus'll get free pills burping my worm
She's on all fours,
Wouldn't touch her with yours
'cos she looks like the wookie out of fucking Star Wars
I've got 21 ounces of blow
I've got 21 ounces of blow
So if you want some let me know
'cos I've really gotta go
I've got 21 ounces of blow, blow, blow
21 ounces of blow
I've got 21 ounces of blow
So if you want some let me know
'cos I've really gotta go
I've got 21 ounces of blow, blow, blow
....you're not fucking CID are you?
goldie lookin chain (glc) - baneswell express
P Xain
If you dont know by now then Ill doubt you'll ever know
So let me try and educate you with my Lyrical flow
On the Mic at this time, in the place to be
People hanging out just coz they wanna be next to me
Its a special place let me try to explain
Its not a record shop or a fast food chain
When my cupbpards are bare and Im not Hip Hopping
You'll see me down there, doing my shopping
Chorus
Baneswell Express, Baneswell Express
Its like a mini Mart you get more for less
Baneswell Express, Baneswell Express
The range of Soft drinks and Crisps is the best
Eggsy
If you dont know where it is go to microcare computing
Just round the corner from Acorn Recruiting
Sanitary prtotection, Magazines or a twix
Theres some bloke on the door
who looks like Neo from the matrix
Balls
Homemade sandwiches and homemade pies
You get served after hours if you give them the eyes
P. Xain
Well dont try shoplifting and dont go nicking
The last person that did got a proper fucking kicking
Eggsy
Loads of wicked people utilise the store
One bloke did try to start a fight before
But he wasn't affiliated with the friendly staff
Coz he was rough the sort of person
who would shit in the bath
Adam Hussain
Pasties, Sarnies and Polish meats
Extra strength Lager to drink on the street
I even hang round outside when its closed
Take my Mrs down there when Im gonna propose
Chorus
Baneswell Express, Baneswell Express
Its like a mini Mart you get more for less
Baneswell Express, Baneswell Express
The range of Soft drinks and Crisps is the best
Baneswell Express, Baneswell Express
Its like a mini Mart you get more for less
Baneswell Express, Baneswell Express
8 Baneswell Rd is the Address
P. Xain
Baneswell Express Baneswell Express
Do they sell booze? Yes!
They got porno mags to give you an erection
And spotted dick in the frozen section
They got lager cider, cherry coke
See me outside in Pauls car having a smoke
They sell sex lube, Scratch Cards and Choc Ices
All that and more at reasonable prices
Maggot
Its a local shop but its so much more
Ilove going down there when I smoke the draw
Gtb
Three bottles for a tenner Red, Pink or White
Will keep your mrs's legs ope all night
Maggot
If you need tampons and you've got a heavy flow
Then Baneswell Express is the only place to go
Gtb
I took some ecstacy and went there shopping
Loved it so much next week I'm double dropping
Mysty
Sometimes I just hang out on the street
Because you never ever know who your gonna meet
Sometimes I just browse and hang around
Coz you never ever know what will be found at the
Chorus
Baneswell Express, Baneswell Express
Its like a mini Mart you get more for less
Baneswell Express, Baneswell Express
The range of Soft drinks and Crisps is the best
Baneswell Express, Baneswell Express
Its like a mini Mart you get more for less
Baneswell Express, Baneswell Express
8 Baneswell Rd is the Address
goldie lookin chain (glc) - bedsit
Dipper Nan
He's the Maggot,
He tucked me up-tight-shrewd-don't give a fuck,
The Maggot,
One in a million,
Trust my luck-I wish it was a billion.
Maggot
Oh Dipper!
Dipper Nan
What?
Maggot
Give us two's up.
Dipper Nan
Oh son, haven't even skinned up,
You wanna have a word,
You are murdered,
Nine ounce habit,
You buy 1/2 quarters,
In his bedsit,
....... you see.
Maggot
Hello Dipper,
Do you wanna cuppa tea?
Dipper Nan
Safe, Mag, 2 sugars for me.
Maggot
No problems son thats £2.50.
Dipper Nan
He's the Maggot,
He tucked me up-tight-shrewd-don't give a fuck,
The Maggot,
One in a million,
Trust my luck-I wish it was a billion.
Ballsy
Go to Maggot's bedsit-I use a special knock,
He takes ages to answer he's too busy polishing his cock,
Halves on a quarter-Maggot-What do you think?
Maggot
I'll chip in a bit son but you'll have to buy some drink,
Ballsy
8 cans of lager and a bottle of wine,
He drinks all of his and then most of mine.
Dipper Nan
In his bedsit Maggot would make tea,
Smoke my draw-charge me £2.50,
What do you mean-you're gonna charge me?
For an horrible cup and some no-frills tea.
Maggot
Oh Dipper,
This bedsit you see,
Cost me a fortune doesn't come for free,
Dipper Nan
Top end draw, when Maggot skins up.
Maggot
Maggot,
Can I have a puff,
Can I have a line, just an inch of mine,
Dipper Nan
Inch bloody whiten,
Your name's Dyson.
He's the Maggot,
He tucked me up-tight-shrewd-don't give a fuck,
The Maggot,
Took all my money,
Now he's in the glc think he's really funny.
Billy Webb
Maggoty boy, a right tight fucker,
Sold me a paracetamol and said it was a pukka,
Maggot
(Its a pukka!)
Billy Webb
He owes you a tenner,
But he gives you a fiver,
.....bare faced cheek just like Lady Godiva,
Limited seating,
He wants money for the heating,
Nothing comes for free,
This is Maggot's housekeeping.
Maggot
All for me, none for you.
Billy Webb
I wanted a half but he gave me a Q.
Dipper Nan
He's the Maggot,
He tucked me up-tight-shrewd-don't give a fuck,
The Maggot,
One in a million,
Trust my luck-I wish it was a billion.
Adam
One man flat,
Retractable bed,
He's 7ft 4,
And let it be said,
Its tight in that flat,
But like the next of kin,
He'd even let you fuck a bird in his wheely bin!
Bedsit!
Charging power by the hour,
Trippin' in the kitchen,
Smokin' bongs in the shower,
Beware the Maggot-take heed I'm telling,
Cookin' up schemes on his baby bellin.
Dipper Nan
He's the Maggot,
He tucked me up-tight-shrewd-don't give a fuck,
The Maggot,
Took all my money
Now hes in the GLC thinks hes really funny!
Maggot
In the bedsit,
I hide my secret,
tossing in a sailors costume,
thats where I keep it,
With all my treasures, the things I collect,
I steal your fucking pants if you shit...
Please come and visit, but dont come again,
I dont like women and I fuckin' hate men,
Dipper Nan
Mushrooms on toast, his favourite treat,
Didnt wash his clothes, warts on his feet,
Had to move away, dont have to see him,
Hes a little shit, never stop the thieving.
He's the Maggot,
He tucked me up-tight-shrewd-don't give a fuck,
The Maggot,
One in a million,
Trust my luck-I wish it was a billion.
He's the Maggot,
He tucked me up-tight-shrewd-don't give a fuck,
The Maggot,
Took all my money
Now hes in the GLC thinks hes really funny!
In his bedsit Maggot would make tea,
Smoke my draw, charge me £2.50.
In his bedsit Maggot would make tea,
Smoke my draw, charge me £2.50.
In his bedsit Maggot would get high,
Use a Giro for his supply.
In his bedsit Maggot would get high,
Use a Giro for his supply.
Billy Webb
Threw Big Ben outta the window innit
Dipper Nan
Wicked! Knows It!
..hates Maggot
My... back me up out there
Maggot is a shit.
I want you all to know:
Mike Balls backs me up,
Eggsy backs me up,
2Hats backs me up,
Hussain backs me up,
Everybody backs me up,
Billy backs me up,
Xain backs me up,
The world will back me up.
Maggot ripped me off for years, years, and he still will rip me off.
He'll rip you off, hell rip all of you off.
Fuck him off, wheel up, wheel off.
£70 a week I give him, in the snakepit.
goldie lookin chain (glc) - dai texas
Serious, man, knows it...........
A pint of petrol, poured onto my pubes
Took a live match and lit the fuse
I start to scream, i feel confused
I'm a human time-bomb when i'm fuked up on booze
Like a lethal injection with a fukin' gold needle
Or songs of praise up st. worths(?) cathedral
Game for a laugh like jeremy beadle
Fukin' glc, we're fukin' safe, knows it
Glug glug glug, had a drink in the pub
Went home and got a bird and asked her for a fukin' rub
She said, 'get away, you make me feel sick'
But i had a hard-on and i rubbed it up against her face and it was mick
She was a man! i got really scared
I thought she was a bird and she had funny hair
I got so fukin' scared that i ran away
I never told the glc, cos they thought i was gay
Ooh-la-la-laaa, i don't buy by the ounce, i buys by the baaar
I loves gettin' loadsa fukin' draw
And then sell it to my mates and gettin' fukin' wrecked up
And lying on the floor
You knows the way we do's it in the glc
Fukin' safe, when the sun's shining i fukin' go's down the park
I gets wrecked up, i has a spliff, i fukin' takes a couple of fukin' dirty slags wimme
I fukin' has a couple of cans of special backs(?), it's fukin' wicked, knows it
We-wi-we-w-w-w-wer-wi-we-we-we-kingsway centre
We-wi-we-w-w-wer-kingsway-wer-wer-kingsway centre
He's got tourettes
And he smokes loads of cigarettes
He's responsible for the death of a girl called leah betts
He's adam hussain and he's fukin' insane
He's here to sell ecstasies and change the fukin' game
He's out of his head, but he's not around
So he gets the word together and pass on the glc sound
Knows it...........glc, knows it.......
I bought the weed off a bloke from pont
He sells what the people need and gives them what they want
I bought over three ounces of his shit
He looked like shakin' stevens with hair like rik parfitt
He's fukin'safe, i met him, er, fukin' mad keith, fukin' told me who he was
And said, 'fukin' go up there and he'll sort you out'
He's er, he's got the draw, it's fukin' really nice green, it fukin' gets you mashed up, man
Fuk it, i've lost my fukin' head, man
Rape-balaclava, clava, clava, clava.............
I has a wicked munch down fukin' ramones
Then it's back to the 'port for a game of pool in capones
You knows you're safe in the glc
They're here to make you fukin' see that the 'port is safe as fuk to me
I loves being fukin' safe with my goldie lookin' chain
You fukin' knows it you fukin' cl*t, you fukin' shit..aaaaaaagggghhhh
We-wi-we-w-w-w-wer-wi-we-we-we-kingsway centre
We-wi-we-w-w-wer-kingsway-wer-wer-kingsway centre
I used to think of myself as a bad boy or a g
But i swapped my bad boy limp for shopmobility
Goldie lookin' chain really fuks with your brain
Dai texas on the mic and i'm feelin' insane
I lives down risker and i got no mates
Don't ask me for business or fukin' updates
Haaa....uuh....ahhh....my name is dai texas......
Haaa....uuh....ahhh....my name is dai texas......
Glc, that's right, his name's fukin' dai texas
He drives round corver road in a lexus
I got worried, he tried to sex us
But he's fukin' safe, you knows it
Glc, fukin' razzle-dazzle
2000+2, p xain, respect
Haaa....uuh....ahhh....my name is dai texas......
Haaa....uuh....ahhh....my name is dai texas......
If you're an automobile owner, a handy tip
When parking in safeways car-park
To utilize the mongo space
Put some sellotape over your face
And walk out of the car with a limp
Screaming.....yyeeooooowwww!...repeadedly
No one will question you, parking in this illegal area
I regularly uses it and it works for me, son
We-wi-we-w-w-w-wer-wi-we-we-we-kingsway centre
We-wi-we-w-w-wer-kingsway-wer-wer-kingsway centre
goldie lookin chain (glc) - delivery driver
Intro - you gonna, you gonna fukin order the curry then or what?
Yeah, alright..pass me the phone clart.
Y'wa...hang on mate..
Whass, wha...aw, say whats the fukin number, son
Yew aah, switch yer fukin phone on...c'mon..fukin, i'm staarvin'
Er, allo, allo..yeah, i i i'd like to order a f.. uh...a curry please, yeah
Er, chicken tikka massala, er, 4....4 pila...pilau rice's
(background - can i ave a naan bread)
Aw fukin 'ell..we gotta, fukin.. naan bread as well...
Uh, f.. keema nan..3...3 onion bhajis..er, fukin..an an some pepsi
Yeah, yeah spa..is ..its a takeaway.
Back in the port, stackin up yer bong
Havin a fukin laugh and still signing on
I went to pick up a curry and they saw my capri
I payed them in draw and the keema now its free
The korma was wicked and it only cost a fiver
And they asked me to become the new delivery driver
The orders added up, two by fukin two
I can sell draw when im delivering vindaloos
When you're driving in town late at night
Fuk me clarts you see some sights
Wrecking it up in my capri
Delivering a chicken bhuna going into maindee
Now you see me knocking out making a cut
Ill give you free madras if you keeps yer mouth shut
Ill bring you a curry and sell you the blow
Ill put hash mix in yer bombay potatoes
Chorus - chicken tikka massala chips and rice
Chicken tikka massala chips and rice
Chicken tikka massala chips and rice
Chicken tikka massala chips and rice
I delivered the mushroom biriani to this babysitter
She invited me in and i fuked her up the shitter
I took a lamb madras and a quarter to brynglas
My bitch got three ounces stuffed in her ass
She sucked me off and spat in the mint sauce
You don't wanna know what she put in the main course
Chicken tikka massala delivered to 56
Cause the people there are pricks
Cause they never fukin tips
I delivers the curry right down pill
This bird 'ad no money so she gave me a fucking thrilll
I closed my eyes and made a wish
I chucked my man milk up her fukin starfish
I had 10 pints and smoked some crack
Now i gotta deliver a prawn dhansak
I got to the house, i was sick on the doorstep
But i made them pay cash cause i won't take a cheque
Chorus - chicken tikka massala chips and rice
Chicken tikka massala chips and rice
Chicken tikka massala chips and rice
Chicken tikka massala chips and rice
Herbs and spices, deliver pills on ice
I never get c-caught like in miami vice
I get 'em really dodgy on the streets of the city
Deliverin' more draw than curry...which ain't a pity
But when the filth pull me over on the hard shoulder
I gives them lsd curry and a strawberry pavlova
And i pays them off with all this cash that i rake in
The girlies love me so i'm always flicking bacon
All this mad funk, never fukin quits
Ever seen someone get fuked with a pneumatic drill in quik-fit?
I doubt it clart, now gimme the fukin money
This is some of the shit i sees delivering curry
Chorus - chicken tikka massala chips and rice
Chicken tikka massala chips and rice
Chicken tikka massala chips and rice
Went down private-eyes and bought a special device
It wasn't very long before i got an order wrong
And my special bombay spuds turned this bloke into a mong
He started complaining when he woke up
Cause it was three weeks later and he missed the world cup
He got fuked off, i must've really bought his piss
Cause i got fired next time i went into the office
They found my capri with the draw they had to seize
Fcuk this splew i'm off to work down the chinese
goldie lookin chain (glc) - dog porn
Adam: Is that boy balls going off on one again? Look, son, I told you before. It's all lies. Don't fuk'n listen to 'em clarts
Let me tell you a story about a mate of mine
You'll have to bear with me I've had a bottle of wine
His name's Adam Hussain and he's really alright
He shagged a mongo in his car, late one night
It was some time back in late '83
Benny Blanco was his name and he came round to tea
He made his excuses and went to the bog
Xain found him outside, shagging the dog
He's never been the same since that summer's day
He lost his fuk'n head and thought he was gay
We soon brought him round with a big fat blunt
Then we showed him some pictures of a dripping c*nt
Dunlop. Greenflash. 13.99.
Dunlop. Greenflash. They calls it LSD and it's fuk'n wicked man
If you need your fix, you know where to go
Get on the phone to Benny Blanco
He doesn't mind, even when he's with a whore
He's the 'Port's drug ambassador
He'll deliver to you, within the hour
In his Patrick shell suit, sometimes with a flower
In his collar, he looks fuk'n dollar
and his eyes are quite similar to the Ayatollah
I first met Hussain whilst pissed on a train
He was off to Heathrow to catch a fuk'n plane
I think he had a connection to organise the draw
Cos he gave me three ounces and a photo of Roger Moore
He told me a story about a bird he shagged
He took for a spin in a car he blagged
They pulled into a lay-by and started getting busy
He ripped off her pants and covered her in c*nt jizzy
She said to him, "you really make me hot,
i don't even mind about the cock rot!"
So he seized his chance and took a tricky brown
But it all went pear-shaped when he took a look down
There were loads of skid marks all over his seat
They were white leather so they'd be there for weeks
He blagged the car from his cousin in Aberdare
And when he gave it back there was shit everywhere
Adam: There may be an element of truth there, right? Er, but most of it, it.. it... it's fcuking lies. I swear to god, I never done nothing like that before
Eggsie: Yous fcukings knows it. I am a fcuking robot. Is ams froms outers spaces. Is ams froms jus-pis-ters.
Went to pick a man up in my fuk'n car
There's a rave up in Wentwood, It's not very far
We've got drugs and lager, we've been to the Spar
House, techno, acid - there's even a bar
Adam got fuk'd up, off his head on pills
He got on the podium to show us his skills
He dropped his can of lager and slipped in the mess
And ripped down this fuk'n minging birds dress
This minging bird said, "You make me cringe"
Hussain' shoved his fingers up her minge
He said, "My beer goggles are on but you're quite smart"
"Come back to my place you fuk'n tart!"
She kicked him in the bollocks and punched him the eye
He said, "you still haven't given me a fuk'n reply"
She said, "You'll never get me back to your place."
So Adam pinned her down and shot his man fat in her face
When I first met Benny Blanco he sold me the blow
After bingo at the community disco
He fingered, two mingers,
And was making girls sniff his fingers
Smoked bongs and drank Strongbow
Went for a drive and shagged a mongo
He's been bad, since the day he was born
And he's got a huge collection of dog porn
Adam: That fuk'n shit about shagging a mongo, that's not true, right? Are you trying to frame me, or something? Let me kick some fuk'n shit to you now, right guys...
Some of it's lies and some of it's the truth
I'm Benny Blanco and you got no proof
The dog porn shit? It's all propaganda
Although I seen some sick shit with an electric sander
And a girl in a bikini called Miranda
Giving it to a shitty dog, seal and a panda
Went in HMV, to buy a DVD
Of some oral sex - beastiality
I couldn't get any, I was feeling quite forlorn
Until I found this tape of dog porn
When I got it home, it weren't my cup of tea
But Eggsie had to have a w4nk cos it was free
So call it the truth, so call it slander
But I don't give a fuk cos I'm drinking Moet Chandon
I starred in a cock film called Black Mamba
And I feels like Sean Connery that film, er, Highlander
I'm Adam Hussain, alright? If you thinks I been shagging fuk'n animals, you'd be mistaken, like. But if you fuk'n thinks I have, I'll fuk'n shag you with that metal pig outside the market.
Do... Do you read me over. I am a robot. You fuk'n obey bastard prick. Errr
goldie lookin chain (glc) - draw club
Good evening folks, welcome to draw club. draw club is our society
Through this cd you will learn the ways to enhance your draw using skills
If you've never used draw before, possibly by the end of this you'll be...using draw
But in order to use draw you'll have to listen to this cd first
So..er...to use draw, i've got ..er...a couple of members of the
goldie lookin' chain draw using society. er....with me is er
....2000 ad, aka mr. two hats, are you a draw user, son?
"yeah fukin' 'ell man, i've been uh....smokin' draw for a couple
years now, uh.... fukin safe,
Uh...bit blocked up at the moment, uh.....bit out of my head,
innit, you fukin' knows it, uh, fukin razzle dazzle"
Very good, er....opinion on draw there. er..also we've er..p xain,
a fellow draw user, will also show you the way to use draw, p
xain...have you used draw recent?
"i 'ave er...been using draw recently, over the few...... last
couple of months because i've er 'ad a bit of the arthritis in the
hand and apparently it eases the pain which it has been doing.
er, i'd like to talk to you later where i will be demonstrating how
to er, erect er and perform the building and craftsmanship of a
spliff with your 5 basic things that you need.....
That's fags, rizla, draw, summit to light it with, prefferably a
clipper lighter, remember that, very good, clip...clipper elite,
they're the best, very good...ok and you need something nice
and solid to skin up on, that's number 5, remember that one, ok,
back to you egg, how you doin'?"
So there you have it, your 5 things you need to start the
process, if you'd like to stop the cd now and go and get the 5
things from around the house, you may borrow something off of
a neighbour, prepare yourself in a comfortable chair, listen to
the following song and we'll come back with step 2
later...introducing you to the draw...
Ta-ra!
goldie lookin chain (glc) - guns don 039 t kill people rappers do
Come out with your hands on your head
Turn the rap music off and step away from the stereo
Put the rap album down, leave MC Hammer alone - turn it off
Right, guns..
Guns don't kill people, rappers do
Ask any politician and he'll tell you it's true
It's a fact, music makes you violent
Like Michael Jackson tellin little Timmy to be silent
You don't believe me, here's my hype
Offer me the record and I'll show you the type
Of criminal this rap shit is breedin
It's a fact that MC Hammer left me bleedin
Vanilla Ice made my mother say, fuck it
If I'd stuck with UB40, then I would have been in luck
But I didn't, I got involved
Cypress fuckin Hill taught me to make a fuckin bomb
So I started, I bought another tape
The power by Snap made my cock and balls ache
So remember kids to the head double-tap
Guns don't kill people, it's just rap
Guns don't kill people, rappers do
(Summon the police)
Woop Woop Woop
Guns don't kill people, rappers do
(Sound of the police)
Woop Woop Woop
Guns don't kill people, rappers do
I seen it in a documentary on BBC2
Shot to death outside Hyper Value
Guns blazin like Michael Caine in Zulu
Gun crime statistics are sometimes misleading
The type of criminal rap is breedin
Shot in the chest no wonder you stopped breathing
2-4 to base over, are you receivin?
Remember rap tracks in '87
Scott-La-Rocks up in hip-hop heaven
Biggie and Tupac R.I.P.
Even Jam Master Jay's in the cemetery
Guns don't kill people, rappers do
(Summon the police)
Woop Woop Woop
Guns don't kill people, rappers do
(Sound of the police)
Woop Woop Woop
Guns don't kill people, rappers do
I'm a fuckin rapper and I might kill you
As a rapper I'm teachin you a lesson
AK-47 to Smith an Wesson
Just say no, just like Sammo
Bulletproof vest, to Guns and Ammo
Hip-Hop gangsta trippin
Even Eminem's into pistol whippin
Solid Crew to Murder One
P Diddy, J. Lo in a nightclub with a gun
Heard Snoop Dogg now wants to bust a cap
Guns don't kill people, it's just crap
One, two - yo, face my shoe
My name's Mike Balls and I'm comin through
Guns crime, stabbin and burgalarization
Is on the rise all across the nation
The safety's off and the pistol's aimed
The Yardies and the Mafia always get blamed
Politician's ashamed, and they haven't got a clue
Rap is more deadly than fuckin kung-fu
Guns don't kill people, rappers do
(Summon the police)
Woop Woop Woop
Guns don't kill people, rappers do
(Sound of the police)
Woop Woop Woop
Guns don't kill people, rappers do
From Bristol Zoo to B&Q
I wanna rap, I wanna rhyme
Heard it in a song, now I'm into gun crime
It's a sign of the times like Prince changin his name
You gotta have a shooter to be in the rap game
Like Michael Ryan about to snap
Guns don't kill people, it's just rap
Guns don't kill people, rappers do
(Summon the police)
Woop Woop Woop
Guns don't kill people, rappers do
(Sound of the police)
Woop Woop Woop
Guns...
Rappers...
Guns...
Rappers...
Guns...
Rappers...
Guns...
I...I love you mum
I love you dad
*sound of a gunshot*
goldie lookin chain (glc) - half man half machine
Binatone Spectrum, Pacman, Commodore
ZX-81, donkey kong, fucking high score
Push it to the limit, couldn't push it any more
Wanna be a fucking robot after smoking loads of draw
Bought a speak and spell, stuck it to my chest
And wraps some fucking TIN FOIL to my head and to my vest
Walking down the stret, my next door neighbours not impressed
I'm a robot and buying ten fags is my quest
Eggsie's gone too far, he thinks he's robocop
He's covered in tinfoil and he's got matching metal socks
We tried to sedate him but he fucking escaped
The man robot myth starts to escalate
He tries to sell himself standing in curries
But if the police turn up, he runs in a fucking hurry
He tries to plug himself in the mains with his nob
And when he's fully recharged he goes out on the rob
Half man, half machine
What does it mean?
What does it mean?
Half man, half machine
What does it mean?
What does it mean?
Being a robot in my digital domain
Enter my world, feel my pain
I'm not like other people you might see or you might know
I made love to a BBC micro
Touching on the disk drive, the monitor got hot
I knew from then, I was a motherfucking robot
Bill Gates from Microsoft, Stephen Hawking's voice
And fucking Lara Croft
I built a lab, secret in my loft
And built a special costume that would help me to jack off
I sat there in front of the screen
For many years, this had been my wet dream
Now I've reched it, I'm finally there
Like terminator being filmed in Aberdare
So alone, when people stop and stare
Like C3PO but with pubes and hair
Robot Love
Robot
Robotic Breakdancing
Robot
The doctors found a nut
They said he was an headcase
'cos he sticks silver and cans on his face
Sucking off antennas and trying to fuck the fridge
And burnt his pubic wig, with the high voltage
I am a robot
My prime directive is to's go to's the shops
And buy's ten fags
Do's you's compute?
He wants to buy ten fags, his destination is the shops
A tinfoil suit and a hat like Robocop
If your ask him then he'll do a bodypop
Like terminator, yeah he just won't stop
Put electical cable down through the eye of his cock
Plugged it in the wall and gave himself a big shock
The reason that he did it wasn't to give himself pain
Watching Terminator over again and again
Fuck man, get him, fucking restrain him man
get him fucking, fucking get him down man
inject him man, get him down
He's fucking nuts spa and he's losing it
Help me man, just get him fucking....
Half man, half machine
What does it mean?
What does it mean?
Half man, half machine
What does it mean?
What does it mean?
Half man, half machine
What does it mean?
What does it mean?
goldie lookin chain (glc) - holiday
Alright, got your passport?
Check
Got your t-shirts?
Check
Got your sunglasses?
Check.........aw no, aw no, i left 'em in the caaar
Alright, have you got...your draw?
Check
Got your fags?
Check
Got your rizla?
Check
They're the 3 things you need to be in the glc........right, lets go on 'oliday!
Yey, safe as fuk, wey
Alright, i'm goin' on holiday
I'm goin' away for a fukin' week and a day
I'm gonna stay there and with some of my mates
And get wrecked up and drink beer by the crate
I go's away..........another can
I sold my car and bought a camper-van
But i only got as far as fukin' porthcawl
When the engine fuked up and it started to stall
I've packed my case and i'm on my way
It's time to go on fukin' holiday
I booked it last month and it wasn't very dear
I don't care where i go just as long as there's beer
I gets off the plane, there's a pain in my ass
But that's only because it's rammed with grass
Then the bloke looked at me funny and thought that i was scum
Next things i knows i'm in fukin' customs
Chorus -
Serious, mate you gotta come on holiday
If you do's it right the dss'll fukin' pay
Serious, mate you gotta come on holiday
If you do's it fukin' right the dss'll fukin' pay
I saved all my cash and went to ibiza
With eggsie and his cousin and a girl named rita
But when we got there it was hot as hell
We forgot to book a fukin' hotel
We had no hotel, we had a tent
We had to find a place to rent
So adam hussain had a quick look around
And found a nice piece of fukin' camping ground
I go's on holiday with my nan
We gotta really book a caravan
I fukin' loves it, i always want more
This year we're going to fukin' bangor
Met a girl called sharon, she's really quite fit
Went to a club in barry, it was fukin' shit
I couldn't stay there very long
So i went back the hotel and smoked up a bong
Chorus -
Serious, mate you gotta come on holiday
If you do's it right the dss'll fukin' pay
Serious, mate you gotta come on holiday
If you do's it fukin' right the dss'll fukin' pay
I got to spain and i had no money
I thought, 'fuk this, i'll get some curry'
I looked at the birds, they looked really nice
A bit like some dirty meat lookin' for some spice
Like a curry...aaahh
You gotta get away to work on your tan
So i go's with adam and his nan
I gotta get down to somwhere by the sea
So i stays in a fukin' b&b, you knows it
Oue la piscine et dans la gare?
I dunno much french so i won't get far
I ask all these bastards if they knows where to go
To get some crazy drugs like some speed or some blow
Chorus -
Serious, mate you gotta come on holiday
If you do's it right the dss'll fukin' pay
Serious, mate you gotta come on holiday
If you do's it fukin' right the dss'll fukin' pay
I got my lotion and my flip-flops
They were on sale in that b-boy shop
I's goin' away on my holidays
To top up my tan and get some rays
Laters, clarts, i'm off on a plane
They better be ready for adam hussain
Got my exctasy stashed, it's time for some fun
And i'm off to spain to get me some sun
Loads of birds on the beach, lookin' real fine
Gotta get some action, quick time
I said to this french bloke, 'do you know half a q?'
I think he said, er, 'fuk you'
'alright mate, do you know half a quarter?'
'hey, fuk you and fuk your daughter'
Chorus -
Serious, mate you gotta come on holiday
If you do's it right the dss'll fukin' pay
Serious, mate you gotta come on holiday
If you do's it fukin' right the dss'll fukin' pay
goldie lookin chain (glc) - hormone replacement therapy
Back then I say a few years ago,
I made a conscious decision to get wrecked on blow,
When it started it was all just a laugh,
Smoking spliffs on the toilet, or bongs in the bath,
As time went by I carried on toking,
Like Howard Marks, but doing more choking,
I didnâ??t mind but then I didnâ??t even check,
Smoking too much weed has left my body a wreck,
Canâ??t say out loud but thereâ??s something going on,
I grow tits, after smoking my bong,
Smoking my bong,
Lighting my cone,
I donâ??t want to worry about my chromosones
Hormone replacement, thatâ??s what I need, I started to grow tits after smoking too much weed,
Hormone replacement, thatâ??s what I need, I started to grow tits after smoking too much weed,
This is the message, weed tokers out there beware,
Your dealer just donâ??t care,
Take a step back, listen to what I say,
GM weed fcukinâ?? up your DNA,
The truth about this weed, it really is a shocker,
Smoked nearly ½ an ounce now I look like Hayley Cropper,
So you've been warned, take fcukin heed
Of this chemically enhanced, [B]icky sticky weed[/b]
GM weed starts to��..
Itâ??s the microchip stops you taking a piss,
Putting chemically enhanced weed in your spliffs,
Now I need viagra to get me a stiffs,
Hormone replacement, thatâ??s what I need, I started to grow tits after smoking too much weed,
Hormone replacement, thatâ??s what I need, I started to grow tits after smoking too much weed,
Oh shit my willy is a fanny!
Take a step back I'm turning into a tranny!
I start to panic, I'm getting cock rash
My bellends turning into a fcuking gash
Seen the doctor, nothing could be done
I smoked the weed and the changes began
Hormone replacement, thatâ??s what I need, I started to grow tits after smoking too much weed,
Hormone replacement, thatâ??s what I need, I started to grow tits after smoking too much weed.
Smoking weed just to press your agression,
Some people say it could lead to depression,
Here's a lesson,
Sticky weed don't be messin',
Maybe you should just stick to rezin?,
Bags of hot rocks, and burning your traccie,
But you don't wanna get tits off this GM waccy baccy,
Smoke it spa,
You'll need a training bra,
Just for now i'm smoking soap bar!!!!
HRT, HRT, Hormone Replacement Therapy, HRT, HRT, Hormone Replacement Therapy,
HRT, HRT Hormone replacement, thatâ??s what I need, I started to grow tits after smoking too much weed,
Hormone replacement, thatâ??s what I need, I started to grow tits after smoking too much weed.
Hormone replacement, thatâ??s what I need, I started to grow tits after smoking too much weed.
(Repeated)
goldie lookin chain (glc) - leisurewear
Ladies and gentlemen we carry the spotlight in your attention to the g l c........
Goldie lookin' chain.....it's the glc....
Who's got the tracksuit, i got the tracksuit
Who's got the tracksuit, i'm wearin' a leisuresuit
Who's got the tracksuit, i got the tracksuit
Who's got the tracksuit, i'm wearin' a leisuresuit
Who's got the tracksuit, i got the tracksuit
Who's got the tracksuit, i'm wearin' a leisuresuit
Who's got the tracksuit, i got the tracksuit
Who's got the tracksuit, i'm wearin' a leisuresuit
Who's got the tracksuit, i got the tracksuit
Who's got the tracksuit, i got the tracksuit
Who's got the tracksuit, i got the tracksuit
Who's got the tracksuit, i got the tracksuit
Who's got the tracksuit, i got the tracksuit
Who's got the tracksuit, i got the tracksuit
Who's got the tracksuit, i got the tracksuit
Who's got the tracksuit, i'm wearin' a leisuresuit
Who's got the tracksuit, i got the tracksuit
Who's got the tracksuit, i'm wearin' a leisuresuit
Who's got the tracksuit, i got the tracksuit
Who's got the tracksuit, i'm wearin' a leisuresuit
Who's got the tracksuit, i got the tracksuit
Who's got the tracksuit, i'm wearin' a leisuresuit
And loads more leisurewear............
Glc, safe as fuk, you knows it, safe safe safe safe safe safe safe
Yo yo, this is for anybody who knows what to wear when they
go's out for a good fun time, a couple of drinks or a fukin'
fight...you knows your gonna wear some fukin' tracksuit, silver,
shiny, i dunno, shell-suit, any sort of shit..but if you're into
goldie lookin' chain you got a fukin' tracksuit on, you knows
it...leisurewear
It's the glc, you knows you can't contain it, fukin' nike, reebok,
fukin' british knights, fukin' dunlop, puma, adidas, patrick, umbro,
kappa, you fukin' knows it..glc, ravin' it up for the year
2000+1.......innit
Some people get their fukin' shell-suits from primark, some of 'em
get 'em from the maaarket, i get mines from matalans,
man...matalans......you fukin' knows it......innit
Big up to anyone wearin' sports clothes, you knows it, or anyone
using sports utility products....safe
I go's into town for a drink and a fight
But before i do's that i gets dressed for the night
My clothes is wicked lookin'you just can't mistake me
Cos i'm a tracksuit lovin' bastard from the glc
My tracksuit it cost loads of dosh
And all the people think i'm fukin' posh
You gotta be careful when you're sniffin' glue
Cos the last thing you want is a leisuresuit stuck to you
It's the truth you know if you're part of the crew
Then you gotta wear a shell-suit that's purple and blue
Don't get it down you, keep it new
Don't mess with us boys cos we're the glc fukin' crew
Shouts to, one-step-down there, he's safe
Er....stressed armstrong, he gets a shout, the maggot
Er.....loads of people......38
I was in the spar the other night
I just come back from zanzys after 'avin a fight
I paid the bird the money, she looked, well, all right
So i put a reefer in my mouth and asked her for a light
She said, 'fuk me, you're quite cute!'
It must've been that white and gold lookin' leisuresuit
Go an' get your tracksuit son, we're goin' on a case
My trakky's so shiny, my trakky's so good
I swear it gives the other bad boys a severe case of wood
All standing around it's fukin' so good
But it's even better when the birds think you're a rock star like wizard's roy wood,
Aw, meatloaf, aw aw ...tom fukin' jones, tom jones.........you knows it....
Shouts to fukin' all the 'port, you knows it glc fukin' 2000+1,
goin' out to fukin' anyone who's safe, smokes the draw and
wears a fukin' leisuresuit, you knows it
Seriously, i would like to say a big respect to anybody who has
been involved in, er, leisuresuit, er, sports utility wear, or any
sort of recreational outfit in the past...25 years, respect to you
Leisure leisure leisure, leisuresuit
Leisure leisure leisure, leisuresuit
Leisure leisure leisure, leisuresuit
Glc, innit, yes, clart, knows it
goldie lookin chain (glc) - lsd
I took loads of them fukin' fukin' mushrooms and fukin'
that....them halucinagenics, innit
And i fukin' lost it, dinni, this is the way it fukin' goes......
Safe as fuk, i've took an acid and loads of times, it's made my
arms stretch three times longer than they normally are, i feel like
i can fly up in the air, and my mother's really funny when she
walks in the room all worried, like....innit.........
I've had flashbacks, i've had all the shit, i thought i was at
woodstock in, er, '69, i fukin' didn't know what was goin' on, but
really i was just down pil, it was a fukin' terrible time, don't take
the lsd if you've got a weak mind, you knows it, stay safe, look
after yourself,
Glc, you knows it........
Soon as you see the colours, you're there, son......innit
I was at a party in pil the other night
A clart gave me a trip, he said they were alright
I looked him up and down and gave him the hussain frown
He was pretty fukin' safe, not you're average razz clown
He had something sweating in his greasy fukin' paw
But it was made of paper, it didn't smell of fukin' draw
He got them from a bloke called lloyd ganja 99
I heard he took five and said that he was fine
Now it's my turn to take the micro-dot
How was i supposed to know i'd lose the fukin' plot?
The room started spinning so i put them in my belly
I suppose it happens after eight fukin' jellys
I chucked a massive whitey as i saw the melting walls
I took a step back and fell over ben-wa-balls
My eyes started to dilate and i felt fukin' great
After the ninth fukin' trip, i started to hallucinate
In the corner was my mate they call boy-balls
I stared at him hard and didn't recognize him at all
I made my way outta the room, i didn't fukin' stall
I began to freak out and walked into a brick wall
Gotta take some more, gotta push it to the edge
Blanc was on his ass boffin' in the fukin' hedge
Wrecked up on trips, his mind's in bits
His bowels are loose and i think he's got the shits
Adam went over to eggsie to see what he thinks
Fukin' go to the toilet, a couple of drinks
You start feeling fine if your minds are on the blinks
If you feel fukin' funny then you better not think
Otherwise you'll panic and you're ring-piece'll stink
It's obvious enough to see that you're out of your head on lsd
....g.....l.....c.....
Block the rock, leaving you shell shocked
Getting bigger and harder and that's just my cock
He buys loads of draw by the ounce and the block
But he prefers taking acid cos it makes his mind rock
I'm losing my head, i'm losing my mind, man
My last fukin' trip got swallowed by my gran
I lost my grip when i took the trips
So i (?) window and i beat him with a stick
Everyone started laughing at the clart they call hussain
But they soon fukin' stopped cos they knows that i'm insane
It's time to go home, it's time to go to bed
It's only half past nine but my brain's outta my head
I've been taking ecstasy since i turned fifteen
But i had to give it up cos it made me fukin' mean
I took the lsd and i thought it was great
But i didn't realize it would make me hallucinate
I was persuaded to say, i didn't even go
By a bloke who owed me loads of fukin' blow
'fuk this shit,' i said, as i hit him with a brick
The last trip started to make me fukin' sick
I boffed on the floor and went out the door
Eggsie said, 'come back and take some more'
I think i needs help, get me a fukin' medic
The sky outside was looking proper fukin' psycadellic
The monkey's on my brain and i'm goin' insane
Cos i took too much acid with my goldie lookin' chain
The monkey's in my brain and i'm goin' insane
Cos i took too much acid with my goldie lookin' chain
I'm outta my mind, adam, i can see the colours, i can fukin' seeeeee.....g.....l.....c......
Get me to st. caddicks, i need to see the quack
Now i'm seeing flashbacks of bert backarack
Oh, alright, i'm outta my head on e
I much prefer takin' my favourite drug, lsd
It gets me really wrecked and makes me feel really crazy
My eyes start swirling and my body feels lazy
I looks at the floor, i looks at the wall
I think to myself, 'i feel like someone called paul'
Because that's not who i am, but that's what it does to you
It makes you feel like you're something else, like a rabbit or a tree
Big shout to all the fukin' glc crew, you knows it, safe as fuk
Shouts out to all the people with swirly eyes and crazy arms all
wriggling round all over the place, they're all dribbling, man, it's
craizeeeeeeeeeee
Fukin' massive shout out to j-mez, he's a fukin'
safe clart in the 'port, you fukin' knows it
Yeah, p xain, fukin' respects to bow-ma-balls, mr love-eggs that
is, aka, raphael-de-la-ghetto, and other stuff, you knows it,
walshy, fukin' all the 'port
If you takes enough acid, you can actually fly through time and space
Er, this is the closest a lot of people'll get to it but, er, safe as fuk...glc
I feel special.....yeah, man, like keith chegwin's love children
goldie lookin chain (glc) - monkey love
Hi
My name is renee laloo
And im gonna sing a song for you about love an how love can tear you apart
It was a night like any other in this town
I took a bus to take a look around
I wanted romance, i wanted someone just like you
But you were locked up in bristol zoo
It was the summer maybe back a year or two
On my first day trip to the zoo (zoo)
Thats when i saw you, i caught your brown eyes watching mine
My heart lit up at feedin' time (time)
I knew from that moment onwards, you had to be mine
I made a vow to set you free
Together we could live in the forest and be
Eatin' berries an kissin each other (forest an be)
It wasn't natural, i knew this romance was so true
I had to love you, i had to hold ya in my arms
But we were parted by bars (aah)
And so i stuck round, waited 'till the dead of night
I climbed the enclosure with you (oooo)
I put a wig on, your head to make you look so nice
I bought a dress an high heels too (toooo)
We had a meal, fresh fruit by candle light
An then we made love till two oooooo
(chorus)
I love the monkey
An then he fucked her
I love the monkey
An then he fucked her
I love the monkey
An then he fucked her
I love the monkeeeeyyyyy an then i fucked her
You see, theres someone special in my life
Someone i hold very close to my heart
But we could never be together in a crazy world like this
'cuz the woman of my dreams just happens to be a monkey...
Locked up in bristol zoo
We made a dummy, from boxes an banana skins
And told the keeper it was you(oooooo)
We walked away, hand in hand across the park
And then went back home just to screw (screwoohooohooo)
(chorus)
Finally, me an jolene were together
For the first time in months, she saw the outside world
She saw beautiful people, beautiful places
But she saw my love in its physical form
Which she enjoyed the most
Untill the authorities came an took her away
And i got given that injection to stop me gettin' rabees
I love her and i still think about her
And maybe somewhere out there, shes listenin
goldie lookin chain (glc) - my dj
My dj, my dj, my dj, my dj
My dj's unique in this rap game
Even if his scratches sound mostly the same
He can scratch with his hands, his cock or his feet
Sometimes to the music and sometimes to the beat
When he's scratching, it looks like he's having a fit
He took this girl home and scratched off her cl*t
When he was born, he was made to fade
And he's so fukin' hot, you wanna be in the shade
Yeah, scratch it, man, knows it.......
Oh, he started off scratching his ass
And spraying spunk across the room into a glass
But now his party tricks is scratching on the techniques
Scratching all night with a ten fag mix
Eight turn-tables lined up in a row
It's like watching the paul daniel's magic show
From the eighties, scratch master ken is his name
Scratching the decks for the goldie lookin' chain
Chorus -
Aw, my dj's so bad, he's so good
My dj's so bad, he's so good, that's right
My dj's so bad, he's so good, you knows
My dj's so bad, he's so good
This shit's fresh, braa...........been on the decks since 1983
Oh, scratch master ken, cut up the breaks
Mixing up the beats like he's making cakes
Like a bell-end with a sore that's weeping and catching
He's got the itch, so he's scratchin'
Scratch it, scratch it, man.........flip the decks..........
look at 'im go, man.......it's wicked.........knows it..........
burning rubber, man.......look at 'im burning rubber
Chorus -
Aw, my dj's so bad, he's so good
My dj's so bad, he's so good, that's right
My dj's so bad, he's so good, you knows
My dj's so bad, he's so good
Chorus -
Aw, my dj's so bad, he's so good
My dj's so bad, he's so good, that's right
My dj's so bad, he's so good, you knows
My dj's so bad, he's so good
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