dumb ways to die - dumb ways to die
Set fire to your hair
Poke a stick at a grizzly bear
Eat medicine that's out of date
Use your private part as piranha bait
Dumb ways to die
So many dumb ways to die
Dumb ways to die
So many dumb ways to die
Get your toast out with a fork
Do your own electrical work
Teach yourself how to fly
Eat a two-week old unrefrigerated pie
Dumb ways to die
So many dumb ways to die
Dumb ways to die
So many dumb ways to die
Invite a psycho killer inside
Scratch a drug dealer's brand new ride
Take your helmet off in outer space
Use a clothes dryer as hiding place
Dumb ways to die
So many dumb ways to die
Dumb ways to die
So many dumb ways to die
Keep a rattlesnake as a pet
Sell both your kidneys on the internet
Eat a tube of superglue
I wonder what's this red button do?
Dumb ways to die
So many dumb ways to die
Dumb ways to die
So many dumb ways to die
Dress up like a moose during hunting season
Disturb a nest of wasp for no good reason
Stand on the edge of a train station plataform
Drive around the boomgates at a level crossing
Run across the tracks between the plataforms
They may not rhyme but they're quite possibly
The dumbest ways to die
The dumbest ways to die
The dumbest ways to die
So many dumb
So many dumb ways to die
dumb ways to die - dumb ways to die in rio
Riding bike on the street
Be hit by brt
Surf on the top of the train
Go to engenhão for a football game
Dumbs ways to die
In rio, dumbs ways to die
Dumbs ways to die in rio
So many dumb ways to die
Waiting a hospital line
Stop the car at the redlight
Be hit by on the hole
Die because your team score the goal
Dumbs ways to die
In rio, dumbs ways to die
Dumbs ways to die in rio
So many dumb ways to die
Be routed in your house
Be in the building in falls
Drive in road full of holes
Get scared with the price of the popular solds
Dumbs ways to die
In rio, dumbs ways to die
Dumbs ways to die in rio
So many dumb ways to die
Sufocate on sun or subway
Get a shot from out of bullet
Walk on the street and the burrowed the garbage
To water on the floor and get eletrocuted
Drive on joa and he falls
They may not rhyme but they're quite possibly
Dumbs ways to die
Dumbs ways to die
Dumbs ways to die in rio
So many dumb, so many dumb ways to die
Be safe on rio