chris janson - buy me a boat
I ain?t rich, but I damn sure wanna be
Working like a dog all day, ain?t working for me
I wish I had a rich uncle that?d kick the bucket
And that I was sitting on a pile like Warren Buffett
I know everybody says
Money can?t buy happiness
But it could buy me a boat, it could buy me a truck to pull it
It could buy me a Yeti 110 iced down with some silver bullets
Yeah, and I know what they say,
Money can?t buy everything
Well, maybe so,
But it could buy me a boat
They call me redneck, white trash and blue collar
But I could change all that if I had a couple million dollars
I keep hearing that money is the root of all evil
And you can?t fit a camel through the eye of a needle
I?m sure that?s probably true,
But it still sounds pretty cool
?Cause it could buy me a boat, it could buy me a truck to pull it
It could buy me a Yeti 110 iced down with some silver bullets
Yeah, and I know what they say,
Money can?t buy everything
Well, maybe so,
But it could buy me a boat
To float down on the water with a beer?
I hear the Powerball Lotto is a-sitting? on a hundred mill?
Well, that would buy me a brand new rod and reel?
And it could buy me a boat, it could buy me a truck to pull it
It could buy me a Yeti 110 iced down with some Silver Bullets
Yeah, and I know what they say,
Money can?t buy everything
Well, maybe so,
But it could buy me a boat
Yeah, and I know what they say,
Money can?t buy everything
Well, maybe so,
But it could buy me a boat
It could buy me a boat.
chris janson - back in my drinkin days
Yeah that was me up there jukin' on the table
Higher than Superman, thinkin' I was able
End up in the back of a Mercury Sable
Handcuffs sure sucked
Cold beer flows like a spring from the foothills
Poppin' them down like handfull of sugar pills
Sun comin' up ain't nothing but a buzzkill
Bright lights, good night
That was back in my drinkin'
Back in my drinkin'
Back in my drinkin' days
Back in my drinkin'
Back in my drinkin'
Back in my drinkin' days
Listen here now
Yeah GPC sells four for a dollar
Lightin' one cigarette off of another
A little bit of doobie, I ain't talking about the brothers
Uh oh y'all know
Middle of the night, try to get a little lovin'
Dude didn't like it, said, "Let me tell you something"
Well you fight a good fight when you ain't afraid of nothing
One hit was worth it
That was back in my drinkin'
Back in my drinkin'
Back in my drinkin' days
Back in my drinkin'
Back in my drinkin'
Back in my drinkin' days
Well since then, the thick and thin
Has taught this man a thing or two
Thank God I lived to tell about it
The stupid things that I used to do
Yeah well
That was back in my drinkin'
Back in my drinkin'
Back in my drinkin' days
Back in my drinkin'
Back in my drinkin'
Back in my drinkin' days
chris janson - better i don t
My good buddy asked me, "buddy why don't you drink? "
And I said, "it's probably better I don't"
He said, "there's a lotta girls in this here bar
that we could chase"
I said, "trust me, it's probably better I don't"
Cause I used to be an all nighter
I'm a hell of a back slider
I've been around the block more than a time or two
And I can promise you
I've drank my weight in booze
And I've been known to get on stage
in nothing but my boots
So it's better I don't, cause believe me I will
I get looser than a line on a fishing reel
Dare me don't do, don't think I won't
Take it all off, turn it all on
Get buck wild, hell bent, and stoned
It's better I don't
Well I was wearing the cuffs, when the warden said
"Just tell me the truth"
And I said, "sir, it's probably better I don't"
And I was up on the stand, and the judge said
"Just tell me what happened man"
And I said, "buddy it's probably
better I don't, but since you asked"
I was mindin' my own business at a hundred and five
I was a county road cruisin', out running the blue lights
I was on the home stretch
I was roundin' that last curve
Well I ran out of gas and that's when I learn
It's better I don't, cause believe me I will
I get looser than a line on a fishing reel
Dare me don't do, don't think I won't
Take it all off, turn it all on
Get buck wild, hell bent, and stoned
It's better I don't
Now there's things I don't remember
There's things that I do
But I don't know the half of what I got into
And it's better I don't, cause believe me I will
I get looser than a line on your fishing reel
Dare me don't do, don't think I won't
Take it all off, turn it all on
Get buck wild, hell bent, and stoned
Drunk dial somebody on the phone
Drink too many beers and drive a harley home
It's better I don't
Yeah, it's better I don't
Yeah, it's better I don't