Playlist Bowling For Soup

bowling for soup - 1985

Debbie just hit the wall
She never had it all
One Prozac a day
Husbands a CPA
Her dreams went out the door
When she turned twenty four
Only been with one man
What happen' to her plan?

She was gonna be an actress
She was gonna be a star
She was gonna shake her ass
On the hood of white snake?s car
Her yellow SUV is now the enemy
Looks at her average life
And nothing has been alright

Since
Springstein, Madonna
Way before Nirvana
There was U2 and Blondie
And music still on MTV
Her two kids in high school
They tell her that she?s uncool
But she still preoccupied
With 19, 19, 1985

Woohoo
(1985)
Woohoo

She's seen all the classics
She knows every line
Breakfast Club, Pretty in Pink
Even Saint Elmo's Fire
She rocked out to wham
Not a big Limp Bizkit fan
Thought she?d get a hand
On a member of Duran Duran

Where?s the mini-skirt made of snake skin
And who?s the other guy singing in Van Halen
When did reality become T.V.?
What ever happen to sitcoms, game shows?

(on the radio there was)

Springstein, Madonna
Way before Nirvana
There was U2 and Blondie
And music still on MTV
Her two kids in high school
They tell her that she?s uncool
But she still preoccupied
With 19, 19, 1985

Woohoo

She hates time make it stop
When did Motley Crue become classic rock?
And when did Ozzy become an actor?
Please make this stop
Stop!
Stop!

And bring back

Springstein, Madonna
Way before Nirvana
There was U2 and Blondie
And music still on MTV
Her two kids in high school
They tell her that she?s uncool
But she still preoccupied
(1985)
Springstein, Madonna
Way before Nirvana
There was U2 and Blondie
And music still on MTV
Her two kids in high school
They tell her that she?s uncool
But she still preoccupied
With 19, 19, 1985

bowling for soup - 2113

Had to kiss you one more time
So I followed you home
And I almost lost you at the light
I've seen you a couple of times
But I had no idea
That you would be mine tonight

I was to meet another girl
But she didnt show
And you asked if I was alone, oh
The night came to an end
I had to kiss you one more time
So I followed you home, oh

I'm just a boy, I'm on the side
Yeah believe me I don't mind
I'm just a boy, not quite your type
That don't matter much tonight

Yeah you asked if you could call
But you didn't write it down
So I thought that we were through
And when you said "Hello"
I could not believe
That I got a call from you

It's like candy in a bag
You can put it on a shelf
It's there when you need a taste, Oh
Sweetness makes you weak
Don't eat it everyday
Just don't let it go to waste, yeah

I'm just a boy, I'm on the side
Yeah believe me I don't mind
I'm just a boy, not quite your type
That don't matter much tonight

I'm not sure where I stand
You call me when you want me
And I'll take you out again, yeah
Hear ya got another guy
I guess it makes you happy
Call me a special friend

I'm just a boy, I'm on the side
Yeah believe me I don't mind
I'm just a boy, not quite your type

I'm just a boy, not quite your type
And that don't matter much tonight
Tonight, tonight...

bowling for soup - 99 biker friends

Such a big man, such a little chick
I think it all goes back to your tiny pick-up truck in the driveway,
With a sticker on the window - "Rest in Peace Number 3"
Tell all your friends how you put her in her place
7 pounds of makeup just to hide her beat up face
Such a pretty face

CHORUS
It takes a tough man to slap her around
Such a bad guy to keep such a good girl down
She's wearing shades but we all see behind that tinted glass
And I've got 99 biker friends that wanna kick your ass

Tell her that you're sorry
Blame it on the beer
Your dad was mean to you
Your friends think you're an asshole, and I do too
Over compensating for your small shoes
Takin her away, but you won't say when
Hold her in your arms, tell her this won't happen again
When will this end? Well

CHORUS

I wish Bruce Lee was here right now.
With his trusty Num - Chuck Norris is still alive,
So let's call up Walker, Texas Ranger,
All the dudes from "Danger, Danger"
Let's get the A-Team, 50 Cent with his bling-bling,
And a couple of prison guards

CHORUS

Start runnin' now. We're gonna kick your ass!

bowling for soup - a friendly goodbye

Freeze frame!

I can lay it on real thick cause I know how you don?t like to get bogged down
With anything ?bout us and our kick ass true love tale
Sorry I swore just then cause I know, you hate it
by the way that cake you baked me, really sucked, but I ate it

Chorus
Cause I loved you even more that you could ever imagine
Here?s a friendly goodbye
5,6,7
Ain?t that a ?b? with an itch, ain?t that a mother trucker
You can go to h-e-double hockey sticks and f yourself
Cause I?m flippin? gosh darn sick of all the ?s? words you put me through
So f-u
f-u

I can hang it out to dry cause I know how you like all your laundry neat
And not just thrown around like a chain saw in need of juggling
Sorry I flipped you off cause I know, that you hate it
And that homemade porn I said that I erased, well I saved it

Chorus Repeat

I?ll send you a post card that says, I?m glad you?re not here
I?ll buy you a t-shirt, but I'll use it to wipe up the beer
That I spilled while I was spilling my guts to my friends about you
And I really don?t have anything else nice to say

Chorus Repeat

bowling for soup - a really cool dance song

We grew up in the suburbs
Got guitars for Christmas
And started a punk rock band
Then we travelled the nation
Became a sensation
In our '82 dodge van

Now we're getting older and much more sober
And we've got some big house payments to make
The wife wants a handbag
The kids need some college
And we just need one hit single to break
Get ready here it comes

This song sounds like a dance song
Cos dance songs are cool now
So get up and shake what your momma gave ya
It's our attempt at a dance song
A really cool dance song
It's gonna be a great big hit!

And now the label is so stoked
They don't get the damn joke
The downloads are off the charts
Like those bands on the TV
In the frilly tuxedos
The ones that break the young girls' hearts
And now we can too

This song sounds like a dance song
Cos dance songs are cool now
So get up and shake what your momma gave ya
It's our attempt at a dance song
A really cool dance song
I can't wait to hear the remix!

This song sounds like a dance song
Cos dance songs are cool now
So get up and shake what your momma gave ya
It's our attempt at a dance song
A really cool dance song
It's gonna be a great big hit!

Who the hell are we foolin'?
This isn't what we really do
We had to borrow this keyboard
We only listen to Motley Crue
But it's gonna be really funny
Cos this song will be number one

This song sounds like a dance song
Cos dance songs are cool now
So get up and shake what your momma gave ya

This song sounds like a dance song
Cos dance songs are cool now
So get up and shake what your momma gave ya
It's our attempt at a dance song
A really cool dance song
I can't wait to hear the remix!

This song sounds like a dance song
Cos dance songs are cool now
So get up and shake what your momma gave ya
It's our attempt at a dance song
A really cool dance song
It's gonna be a great big hit!

It's our new sound!
We're gonna... take it to the next level
You're gonna hear us in all the clubs

Dudes, wait, the drums just... dropped out
The drums...
No it doesn't sound good anymore
It... I can't find the rhythm... on the... deal
It's... nah, it's cool... no it's not

ALRIGHT! We're back!
We are dancing this is awesome!
We are dancing
Dancing, dancing, dancing
And we're dancing, dancing, dancing
WOO!

bowling for soup - a hole

When I came home my stuff was on the lawn
I thought she was happy, but I was wrong
The note she left it took me by surprise
Said I?ve turned into, some other guy
The things she said that she gave up for me
She says it was a waste of time

Guess I don?t really know, what I was thinking
Would?ve thought we would float, but we kept sinking
Things were so good
But you were in love, with some other guy
He looked just like me, but I make you cry,
You know I don?t mean to, I?m just an asshole sometimes

I never saw myself as being alone
And maybe that was my problem, cuz now she?s gone
And I can?t help but think of how things could be (how things could be)
And I hope she?s happy, happy with out me
And all the things she gave up for me,
I took for granted time after time

Guess I don?t really know, what I was thinking
Would?ve thought we would float, but we kept sinking
Things were so good
But you were in love, with some other guy
He looked just like me, but I make you cry,
You know I don?t mean to, I?m just an asshole sometimes

And please don?t think I?m complaining
I was just happy to have her for a time
And if you see her tell her I said
?hello and that I?m doing just fine?

Guess I don?t really know, what I was thinking
Would?ve thought we would float, but we kept sinking
Things were so good
But you were in love, with some other guy
He looked just like me, but I make you cry,
You know I don?t mean to, no
You know I don?t mean to
I?m just an asshole sometimes

Guess I don?t really know
I?m just an asshole sometimes
Guess I don?t really know
I?m just an asshole sometimes
Guess I don?t really know
Guess I?m an asshole sometimes

bowling for soup - ack

She's a lovely girl, but, only when she gets her way.
She can be thaughtful, but, she's cruel sometimes.
I think I like her, but, she sends an inconsistant vibe.
Hold my hand out, and, she punches me good-bye.

She's got me tied up in her eyes.
Makes me compromise myself.
She feeds on disillusion.
I thaught she was disillusioned.

I kicked the grass up while I waited outside my front door.
She drove by twice before she stopped and let me in.
I want to tell her exactly how confused I am.
I try to stop, but, then I can't begin.

bowling for soup - all figured out

I was the one
Who had shit for brains
(Had shit for brains)
I never took the time to notice
That I was always wrong and you weren't
You were the one who gave up so many things
Took you for granted
But you understanded
It was just a phase

And I've got a new direction
A blueprint for erection of a new life
It's such a simple situation
Some kind of masturbation
With a new twist
I don't know why

I've got it all figured out
We can make it
And I'll never let you down
Just take my hand
And understand
There's a lot of tomorrows

I let you down
You had no complaints
Watched as the world went spinnin'
Around without you
You waited for me
You wanted diamonds
I came up with rollerblades
Shot down again but you smiled
And shook your head
And knew that I had changed

And I've got a new direction
A blueprint for erection of a new life
It's such a simple situation
Some kind of masturbation
With a new twist
I don't know why

I've got it all figured out
We can make it
And I'll never let you down
Just take my hand
And understand
There's a lot of tomorrows

Just take my hand
And understand
There's a lot of tomorrows

I was the one
Who had shit for brains
(Had shit for brains)
I never took the time to notice
That I was always wrong and you weren't
You were the one who gave up so many things
Took you for granted
But you understanded

Now I've got it all figured out
We can make it
And I'll never let you down
Just take my hand
And understand
There's a lot of tomorrows

I've got it all figured out
We can make it
And I'll never let you down
Just take my hand
And understand
There's a lot of tomorrows

I've got it all figured out
We can make it
And I'll never let you down
Just take my hand
And understand
There's a lot of tomorrows

I've got it all figured out
We can make it
And I'll never let you down
Just take my hand
And understand
There's a lot of tomorrows

I've got it all figured out
We can make it
And I'll never let you down
Just take my hand
And understand
There's a lot of tomorrows

I've got it all figured out
I've got it all figured out

I've got it all figured out
I've got it all figured out

I've got it all figured out
I've got it all figured out

I've got it all figured out
I've got it all figured out

bowling for soup - almost

I almost got drunk at school at 14
Where I almost made out with the homecoming queen
Who almost went on to be miss texas
But lost to a slut with much bigger breastes
I almost dropped out to move to LA
Where I was almost famous for almost a day

And I almost had you
But I guess that doesn?t cut it
Almost loved you
I almost wished u would?ve loved me too

I almost held up a grocery store
Where I almost did 5 years and then 7 more
Cuz I almost got popped for a fight with a thug
Cuz he almost made off with a bunch of the drugs
That I almost got hooked on cuz you ran away
And I wish I woulda had the nerve to ask you to stay

And I almost had you
But I guess that doesn?t cut it
Almost had you
And I didn?t even know it

You kept me guessing and now I guess that
I spent my time missing you
I almost wish you would?ve loved me too

Here I go thinking about all the things I could?ve done
I?m gonna need a forklift cuz all the baggage weighs a ton
I know we?ve had our problems I can?t remember one

I almost forgot to say something else
And if I cant fit it in I?ll keep it all to myself
I almost wrote a song about you today
But I tore it all open and I threw it away

And I almost had you
But I guess that doesn?t cut it
Almost had you
And I didn?t even know it

You kept me guessing and now I guess that
I spent my time missing you
And I almost had you

I almost wish you would?ve loved me too

bowling for soup - america

Woo woo
Woo woo

America, a beautiful girl
A give to the world from outside of town
Trainwreked with unbeliaveble skin
Hey, where have you been?
We haven't seen you around

They made a donut
They've used on me
They hear how you're doing insane
That you don't give a whoa whoa

America, she pull leads of school
Her parents were cool but now she's out on her own
Happiness
As long as she's right
She's put the fight
Yeah, she's looking kinda rough
She said just recorganize, recorganize

Oh she don't give a
(Woo woo)
She don't give a
(Woo woo)
She don't give a

Oh she don't give a
(Woo woo)
She don't give a
(Woo woo)
She don't give a

Wake up America
I don't wanna fight anymore
(Wake up America, wake up America)
Wake up America
I don't wanna fight anymore
(Wake up America)
Now pick yourself off the floor

America, she lost all her friends
The fun never ends
Until you buy your own beer
Rehab, too beatted and wired
So use up your tie, hey
Yeah, you're looking pretty rough
She said just recorganize, recorganize

Oh she don't give a
(Woo woo)
She don't give a
(Woo woo)
She don't give a

Oh she don't give a
(Woo woo)
She don't give a
(Woo woo)
She don't give a

Wake up America
I don't wanna fight anymore
(Wake up America, wake up America)
Wake up America
I don't wanna fight anymore
(Wake up America)
Now pick yourself off the floor

Wake up Amy, your loan clocks beat, then
Wake up Amy, your loan clock's on
Wake up Amy your loan clocks beat, then
Waking up the neighbours it goes on and on

Wake up Amy, your loan clocks beat, then
Wake up Amy, your loan clock's on
Wake up Amy your loan clocks beat, then
Waking up the neighbours it goes on and on and on

Wake up America
I don't wanna fight anymore
(Wake up America, wake up America)
Wake up America
I don't wanna fight anymore
(Wake up America)
Now pick yourself off the floor

Wake up America
I don't wanna fight anymore
(Wake up America, wake up America)
Wake up America
I don't wanna fight anymore
(Wake up America)
Now pick yourself off the floor

bowling for soup - andrew

Everybody knows if you've got the coolest clothes
You've got everybody on your side
Anyone can see if you hang around with me
You'll be by yourself on Friday night

It's hard to understand
If you never lose you never learn to want to win
When it all comes down
All around you now

You had all the moves you had all the coolest dos
And you always had the coolest car
I never learned to dance, I had hair down to my ass
And now I'm gonna be a Rock Star

It's hard to understand
If you never lose you never learn to want to win
When it all comes down
All around you now
Don?t let it bring you down

Raise your hands
Stomp your feet
I love everyone and now
They love me

Raise your hands
Stomp your feet
I love everyone and now
They love me

It's hard to understand
If you never lose you never learn to want to win
When it all comes down
All around you now

It's hard to understand
If you never lose you never learn to want to win
When it all comes down
All around you now
Don?t let it bring you down

Oh yeah
Don?t let it bring you down

bowling for soup - assman

I tried to break into your house on Friday night
I got attacked by your big dog
I tried to play my guitar at your window side
Your mother said it was her room

I didn't know it!

I left my phone off of the hook one friday night
You got pissed off and called my friend.
I tried all week to figure why we had a fight
What did I say that wasn't right

I didn't know it!

Why don't you be my one and only friend
Why don't you be my sidekick
You be Robin and I'll try to be Batman
You be Paul to my Letterman
(your Yoko Ono I'm John Lennon)
(you be Marrie I'm Donnie Osmond)
(you're Emmitt Smith and I'm Troy Aikman)

I waited for you once to pick me up from work
You never showed and I was stuck
I left a message with your dad that I came by
He said you had another guy

bowling for soup - baby one more time

Oh baby, baby
How was I supposed to know
That something wasn't right here
Oh baby, baby
I shouldn't have let you go
And now you're out of sight, yeah
Show me how want it to be
Tell me baby 'cause I need to know now, oh because

Chorus:
My loneliness is killing me
I must confess I still believe
When I'm not with you I lose my mind
Give me a sign
Hit me baby one more time

Oh baby, baby
The reason I breathe is you
And Girl you got me blinded
Oh pretty baby
There's nothing that I wouldn't do
It's not the way I planned it
Show me how you want it to be
Tell me baby 'cause I need to know now, oh because

Chorus:
My loneliness is killing me
I must confess I still believe
When I'm not with you I lose my mind
Give me a sign
Hit me baby one more time

Oh baby, baby how was I supposed to know
Oh pretty baby, I shouldn't have let you go
And I must confess, that my loneliness is killing me now
Don't you know I still believe
That you will be here
And give me a sign
Hit me baby one more time

Chorus:
My loneliness is killing me
I must confess I still believe
When I'm not with you I lose my mind
Give me a sign
Hit me baby one more time

bowling for soup - belgium

Lately I feel so small
Or maybe it?s just that my bed has grown
I never noticed it before
But you were there
So how was I to know

That this single bed
Was always meant for two
Not just anyone
It was meant for
Me and you

And now you?re half-way round the world
And I?m just a day behind
Nothing seems to fill the hole
That I have since you left my side
You'll always be my little girl
Though I can?t hold you tonight
And now your halfway round the world
And I?m just a day behind

I wake up in the night
And I turn around and find that you're not there
I just like to watch you sleep and lay by you
I love to feel you near
I think I?m going crazy
Every day confusion starts to grow
I never noticed it before
But you were there so how was I to know
That this single bed
Was always meant for two
Not just anyone
It was meant for
Me and you

And now you?re half-way round the world
And I?m just a day behind
Nothing seems to fill the hole
That I have since you left my side
You'll always be my little girl
Though I can?t hold you tonight
And now your halfway round the world
And I?m just a day behind

Lately I feel so small
Or maybe it?s just that my bed has grown
I never noticed it before
But you were there
So how was I to know
And now you?re half-way round the world
And I?m just a day behind
Nothing seems to fill the hole
That I have since you left my side
You'll always be my little girl
Though I can?t hold you tonight
And now your halfway round the world
And I?m just a day behind

Just a day behind
Just a day behind
Just a day behind
Just a day behind

bowling for soup - bfff

You are my best friend in the world
And I hope that you know
That when we hang out together
It's freakin awesome

Playing poker- Friday nights
Beer-o-mids and golf cart races
You think that my sisters hot
I accidentally shot your finger
Off your writing hand oh well, you get disability
I broke my leg you laughed so hard
And told the ambulance to stop at the bar

You'll tell the world I'm Gay when you here me say
That I really and truly feel this way
Not that there's anything wrong with being gay

And sometimes we punch each other in the face
Like when I hit on your mom and got to second base
I'm trying to say I love you... in a heterosexual way

We fart and burp in the same key
And I think your iPod sucks
You make fun of my hair because yours is
Disappearing

I've seen your penis you've seen mine
I popped your pimples you rubbed aloe
Vera on my sunburned back, you ran defense when I shit my pants
You felt my girl's brand new boobs, you asked to suck em she refused
Oh while you slept I shaved your head
You woke up you told me I (was dead)

You'll tell the world I'm Gay when you here me say
That I really and truly feel this way
Not that there's anything wrong with being gay

And sometimes we punch each other in the face
Like when I hit on your mom and got to second base
I know you know I love you
(I freakin' love you, dude)
I'm trying to say I love you... in a heterosexual way

Na na na na
Na na na na

You'll tell the world I'm Gay when you here me say
That I really and truly feel this way
Not that there's anything wrong with being gay

And sometimes we punch each other in the face
Like when I hit on your mom and got to second base
I'm trying to say I love you... in a heterosexual way

Na na na na
Na na na na

bowling for soup