the party punch

Oh No! Oh My!

You sat down on our leather chair, called everyone.
Said stick your toes all up in the air,
Come on it, it'll be fun!
Some tried they thought you were a little strange.
They were all right
We did thirteen-thousand exercises
They were all ashamed
But we were all okay
You called me up said Boy, you can't handle this!
I was uptight
Only punches below the neck
Not the pretty face
They all came and they gathered around
Now is our time
Chaos was followed by stupid laughs
But, I don't even care
No, I don't even care
I don't even care
Stay back!
Stay home!