i m a rat

Nofx

I am a rat in a trap
And I m happy about that
Because everyone believes that I was caught

Now they feel so good about themselves
Cause they like to watch me suffer
Until they found it in their hearts to help me out

So I thanked them and apologized for all my bad behavior
I blamed it on my addiction to cheese
Now everybody likes me and thinks I m rehabilitated
And I finally get to do what the fuck I please

I am a rat and
I don t wanna hear your sermon
I am a vermin
And I m always gonna gnaw on things
I know will aggravate you

I am a rat acting like a good do er
till I go back to my sewer
And ingest my chosen poisons

I am a rat
I am a rat
I am a rat
I am a rat