blasphemy

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IÂ?ll throw a pie in the face of piety
IÂ?ll torch a torah right off a bridge
I am a reverend of irreverence
IÂ?m a shill for any sacrilege

I understand that faith in a deity
Helps the masses who are having hard times
But blasphemy like prostitution
Are clearly victimless crimes

Blasphemy, blasphe-you, Jesus Christ the blackest Jew
Blasphe-you, blasphemy, poisonous pedagogy

IÂ?m an unbeliever, IÂ?m a heretic
IÂ?m gonna projectile puke off a pew
IÂ?m a trouble making immature imp
IÂ?m gonna turn your other cheek for you

I understand we all need something to believe in
I believe IÂ?ll never be given wings and
IÂ?m sorry if itÂ?s up there cuz I didnÂ?t think
A song was gonna hurt its feelings

Blasphemy, speaking deadpan
Apparently this god has got a master plan
Now they call foul, pure heresy
But ya gotta wonder, does he have a plan B?

Horus similar to Mithra, Attis analogous to Krishna
Jesus, different name same story
All based on ancient Egyptian allegory

My position hasnÂ?t been occulted
It can never be more overstated
My intelligence has been insulted
So my tongue lashes out in defense
Anything that is your holy or sacred
IÂ?m gonna desecrate and use in jest
But youÂ?ll never hear a crack about Mohammed
Cuz I donÂ?t wanna get shot in the chest

Blasphemy, isnÂ?t this fun
Rob a rabbi, bugger a nun
Blasphemy, want some more?
Mother Mary, the virgin whore