alimony

Miranda Lambert

Without that 57 Cadillac
And that mini mansion in a cul-de-sac
That 15-gallon Stetson hat
That you wear all the time
And those real expensive rounds of golf
And this diamond you re still payin off
Just know as soon as you get caught
They ll all be good as mine

I called that lawyer up in Dallas
The one who s livin in that palace
So I know he s good at winnin
If you think there s somethin that you re missin
And you start steppin out
Only one thing can console me
If you re gonna leave me in San Antone
Remember the alimony

If you like livin at your mama s house
And drinkin Milwaukee s best on a hand-me-down couch
And you r? gonna love how this all works out
Cause it all works out for me
What s min? is mine, and what s yours is mine
So go on, baby, have a real good time
I ll be countin the dollars, you ll be rollin the dimes
Freedom don t come free

Cause I called that lawyer up in Dallas
The one who s livin in that palace
So I know he s good at winnin
If you think there s somethin that you re missin
And you start steppin out
Only one thing can console me
If you re gonna leave me in San Antone
Remember the alimony

For richer, not for poorer
Well, consider this your spoiler
If you think you can t afford her
Well, you can t afford me too

So if you start steppin out
Only one thing can console me
If you re gonna leave me in San Antone
Well, remember the alimony

You ain t gonna have a row to hoe
Go on and do your dog and pony show
If you re gonna be a dumbass
Honey, I hope you remember the alimony