i m not perfect snl sketch

Miley Cyrus

There s a photo of me being kissed by a dude
And Annie Leibovitz trying to get me nude
For those of you who think it s very crude
I m sorry that I m not perfect

I never stole a necklase or got a DUI
Never cheated on my wife like that golfer guy
So what? You could see a little boob from the side?
I m sorry that I m not perfect

And sure, I danced on a pole, people called it sinning
But at least I didn t date a porn star
And tell everyone I m winning

Woman: You Didn t make a dirty tape, and pass it along

Man: You didn t text a photo of you dong

Don t both of these things seem worse than a bong?

I m sorry (She s sorry)
So sorry (So sorry)
Really sorry..
That I m not perfect!