time to take my drunk ass home

Luke Bryan

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It s time to take my drunk ass home
I drank all the whiskey and my moneys all gone
Hit on all the girls, sang every song
It s time to take my drunk ass home

Well I worked all week
So I could come here
Have a good time and an ice cold beer
But 1 turned to 10
And 10 turned to 20
And 20 plus an empty bottle s too damn many

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Well it seems that I, misplaced my shirt
I can t find my keys for all this parkin lot dirt
My fall back plan, has done got sad
Cause my ex-girlfriend aint lookin half bad

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Help me up... Aw put me back down put me back down

I sucker punched my best friend
And the bouncer head locked me on stage with the band
I I look like hell
I feel like shit
I think it s time I call it quits

(Chorus)

Yea it s time to take my drunk ass home
I twisted up my ankle, can t find my cell phone
Yea my lips all bust and my buzz is gone
It s time to take my drunk ass home

If yall agree, then sing along
It s time to take, my drunk ass home

oh somebody call me a cab, please