dallas major

Lily Allen

My name is Dallas Major and I m coming out to play
Looking for someone to have fun with
while my husband works away
I m almost nearly forty
I m just shy of five-foot-two
I m a mum to teenage children
does that sound like fun to you?

Cause I hate it here
I hate it here
I hate it here
I hate it, I hate it

So I go by Dallas Major
but that s not really my name
You know, I used to be quite famous
that was way back in the day
Yes, I m here for validation
and I probably should explain
How my marriage has been opened
since my husband went astray

And I hate it here
I hate it

My name is Dallas Major and I m coming out to play
Looking for someone to have fun with
while my husband works away
I m almost nearly forty
I m just shy of five-foot-two
I m a mum to teenage children
does that sound like fun to you?

Cause I hate it here
I hate it here
I hate it, I hate it

I hate it
I hate it, I hate it
I hate it
I hate it, I hate it

Her name is Dallas Major
She used to be quite famous
She s no stranger to failure
Her name is Dallas Major
She s terrified of failure
She s just here for validation
I thought they got married in Vegas?
They call her Dallas Major